{"id":19649,"date":"2020-05-27T14:09:01","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T11:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19649"},"modified":"2020-05-27T18:37:36","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T15:37:36","slug":"criticul-de-enervari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/criticul-de-enervari\/","title":{"rendered":"Criticul de enerv\u0103ri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, drag\u0103 popula\u0163ie, vom trata un specimen extrem de enervant care vine \u00een ambele sexe. Singura diferen\u0163\u0103 e c\u0103, dac\u0103 din gre\u015feal\u0103 posed\u0103 \u015fi penis, o s\u0103 se apuce pe la jum\u0103tatea b\u0103g\u0103rii \u00een seam\u0103 s\u0103 abereze t\u00e2mp despre ciclu, feminism, independen\u0163a femeii sau all of the above.<\/p>\n<p>Acest specimen pocnibil p\u00e2n\u0103 face ploaie de din\u0163i este imbecilul sau imbecila care te vede nervos (nervoas\u0103) \u015fi decide s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 paie pe foc. \u00cenc\u0103 n-am decis dac\u0103 din prostie pur\u0103 sau din pl\u0103cerea sadic\u0103 de a hr\u0103ni \u015fi mai mult enervarea cuiva.<\/p>\n<p>Spe\u0163\u0103: de cum postez eu o fotografie nou\u0103, \u015faptezeci \u015fi cinci de nef m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce sunt trist\u0103. \u00cen poze \u00een care am un singur numitor comun: c\u0103 nu z\u00e2mbesc. \u00cen rest, \u00een unele sunt calm\u0103, \u00een unele sfid\u0103toare, \u00een unele pa\u015fnic\u0103, \u00een unele fed up \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Exist\u0103 o palet\u0103 interminabil\u0103 de st\u0103ri \u015fi de teme ale omului care nu z\u00e2mbe\u015fte \u015fi mi se pare c\u0103 societatea reduce la foarte pu\u0163in femeile c\u00e2nd le impune o singur\u0103 expresie facial\u0103 valid\u0103, \u015fi anume belirea fasolei.<\/p>\n<p>Nu e vina mea c\u0103 m-am n\u0103scut fizic femeie. Nu am ales asta. Nu m\u0103 recunosc \u00een absolut nimic din ce vrea societatea de la femei. Taman de aceea, tot ce creez eu ca artist e \u00een OPOZI\u0162IE DESCHIS\u0102 cu ce vrei tu de la femei generice.<\/p>\n<p>Primul pas este: \u00een contentul autofinan\u0163at ALEG s\u0103 nu z\u00e2mbesc \u015fi aleg s\u0103 redau restul st\u0103rilor, nuan\u0163elor, emo\u0163iilor care fac un om complet s\u0103 fie un om complet. INDIFERENT de detaliul anatomic care \u00eei at\u00e2rn\u0103 \u00eentre picioare \u015fi care nu ar trebui s\u0103 decid\u0103 \u00een a\u015fa de mare m\u0103sur\u0103 cine e persoana \u015fi ce cere societatea de la ea.<\/p>\n<p>De aceea m\u0103 \u015fi identific at\u00e2t de mult cu persoanele transgender care defileaz\u0103 la fiecare Pride. Ni\u015fte oameni care aleg s\u0103 sfideze condi\u0163ionarea stupid\u0103 legat\u0103 de organul lor sexual sunt foarte near and dear to my heart. \u015ei de aceea ADOOOOR s\u0103 fac travesti, semitravesti, \u015fi tot restul chestiilor.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Dar divaghez. S\u0103 revin la criticul de enerv\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>Tu spumegi pe o tem\u0103. \u015ei se treze\u015fte un tolomac sau o tolomac\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei se pare c\u0103 e\u015fti extrem de vulgar.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f eu lung \u015fi lent pewla \u00een integralitatea m\u0103-tii, eram nervos ca s\u0103 candidez la concursul de poezie al Editurii Cartea Rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, sau eram pur \u015fi simplu nervos \u015fi at\u00e2t?<\/p>\n<p>Cine e at\u00e2t de lipsit de inteligen\u0163\u0103 emo\u0163ional\u0103 s\u0103 dea indica\u0163ii de regie pe nervozitatea din via\u0163a real\u0103 a altuia?<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i, uite cine. \u015ei n-am povestit faza cu absen\u0163a r\u00e2njetului din poze doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 aflu \u00een treab\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 dau de citit aiurea, am f\u0103cut-o ca s\u0103 ave\u0163i context pentru acest print screen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_20200527-133628_Pages-Manager.jpg?ssl=1\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19650\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_20200527-133628_Pages-Manager.jpg?resize=700%2C1439&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"1439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_20200527-133628_Pages-Manager.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_20200527-133628_Pages-Manager.jpg?resize=146%2C300&amp;ssl=1 146w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_20200527-133628_Pages-Manager.jpg?resize=498%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 498w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Screenshot_20200527-133628_Pages-Manager.jpg?resize=73%2C150&amp;ssl=1 73w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Deci, animala asta pe care n-o pot mui adecvat, c\u0103 iau o lun\u0103 de ban pe Facebook \u015fi nu merit\u0103, se treze\u015fte decident\u0103 pe ce &#8220;trebuie&#8221; s\u0103 fac eu. Pe pagina mea, din banii mei \u015fi ai pu\u0163inilor sus\u0163in\u0103tori din perioada asta de revenire dup\u0103 dou\u0103 luni de stagnare pe pia\u0163a de freelancing. \u015ei se apuc\u0103 s\u0103-mi explice cum ar trebui s\u0103 fiu nervoas\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod armonios \u015fi melodios.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0102 TE FWT \u00ceN GUR\u0102, F\u0102, HOW ABOUT THAT?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei tot ea: Eu nu cred c\u0103 te-am jignit, behehe.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Oameni buni.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0163i fost nervo\u015fi vreodat\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a voastr\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Cam c\u00e2t de jignitor, iritant, infuriating e s\u0103 vin\u0103 un prost sau o proast\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 explice c\u0103 enervarea voastr\u0103 nu corespunde standardelor interna\u0163ionale de audit pe enervare \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 name call c\u0103 v-a\u0163i enervat inadecvat?<\/p>\n<p>Mai ales c\u00e2nd sunte\u0163i pe teren propriu, unde voi seta\u0163i adecv\u0103rile \u015fi voi aduce\u0163i c\u0103rni\u0163a, \u015fi prostul sau proasta e un simplu beneficiar(\u0103).<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Concluzie: Vezi un om nervos? Dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i spune ceva util sau lini\u015ftitor, TACI \u00ceN G\u00c2TU&#8217; M\u0102-TII DIN GUR\u0102. Sau dac\u0103 alegi s\u0103-i bagi inten\u0163ionat be\u0163e prin gard, nu te da tot tu mimoz\u0103. Ia decizia c\u0103 e\u015fti o mimoz\u0103 \u00ceNAINTE s\u0103-l provoci.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, ai avut vreodat\u0103 inten\u0163ia s\u0103-l sus\u0163ii dar ai tot am\u00e2nat, acum ar fi un moment foarte bun.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe <a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, drag\u0103 popula\u0163ie, vom trata un specimen extrem de enervant care vine \u00een ambele sexe. Singura diferen\u0163\u0103 e c\u0103, dac\u0103 din gre\u015feal\u0103 posed\u0103 \u015fi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19649"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19653,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19649\/revisions\/19653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}