{"id":19726,"date":"2020-06-09T10:21:07","date_gmt":"2020-06-09T07:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19726"},"modified":"2020-06-09T12:46:19","modified_gmt":"2020-06-09T09:46:19","slug":"barbatii-si-datingul-fotografiile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/barbatii-si-datingul-fotografiile\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103rba\u0163ii \u015fi datingul: fotografiile"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un subiect preferat de v\u0103ic\u0103real\u0103 printre b\u0103rba\u0163i este: cum nu avem succes dac\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 g\u0103sim iubirea online, cum femeile nu se uit\u0103 la noi, cum…<\/p>\n

\u015ei m\u0103 \u00eentrebam: e oare \u00een mod real ceva \u00een neregul\u0103 cu femeile? I mean, eu nu-mi doresc o rela\u0163ie c\u0103 nu am timp \u015fi resurse emo\u0163ionale de investit \u00een a\u015fa ceva, plus, nu vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi adaptez perpetuu programul la al altcuiva, dar femeia normal\u0103 cu un job de opt ore \u0219i zero aspira\u021bii de alt\u0103 natur\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte pe cineva. Ce e \u00een neregul\u0103?<\/p>\n

Apoi, zilele trecute m-a rugat un contribuitor s\u0103 facem un experiment pe Tinder. S\u0103 \u00eemi fac un cont de b\u0103rbat cu pozele lui \u015fi s\u0103 vedem cum \u00eemi iese mie ag\u0103\u0163atul. Am c\u0103zut de-acord asupra tuturor detaliilor, \u015fi i-am zis: D\u0103-mi poze.<\/p>\n

Tipul e cute. Nu o spun s\u0103-l ridic \u00een sl\u0103vi aiurea, dar e un b\u0103iat cu care ai ie\u015fi la o cafea. Dar c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut ce poze mi-a trimis, m-am luat de cap.
\nUna f\u0103cut\u0103 cu mobilul, \u00een care avea o pozi\u0163ie fix\u0103, \u00eencordat\u0103 \u015fi dubioas\u0103, de violator \u00een serie, una \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 cu ga\u015fca (care din \u0103\u015ftia e\u015fti tu?) \u015fi una \u00een chilo\u0163i, super creepy \u015fi nasoal\u0103.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, pretena\u015f, fac eu. Dac\u0103 tu cu poze de-astea \u00eencerci s\u0103 placi unor fete a c\u0103ror principal\u0103 team\u0103 e c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eencepi prin a fi extrem de gre\u0163os \u015fi de libidinos la primul date \u015fi se vor vedea silite s\u0103 alerge duo\u0103 taxi, s\u0103 scape de tine, nu te v\u0103d foarte bine. D\u0103-mi poze cu care s\u0103 am o \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 plac unui suflet sensibil de femeie.<\/p>\n

Mi-a trimis tran\u015fa a doua de poze. Cumplite \u015fi ele. I-am repetat: Tu ar\u0103\u0163i ca un b\u0103iat cu care o fat\u0103 ar vrea s\u0103 ias\u0103. De ce \u00eemi trimi\u0163i pozele astea ur\u00e2te cu crengi?<\/p>\n

S-a sup\u0103rat \u015fi a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 renun\u0163e la experiment. Whatever. Dac\u0103 lucrezi cu mine, un lucru de care po\u0163i fi sigur este c\u0103 nu te mint \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00eemi trimi\u0163i poze nasoale de-mi s\u00e2ngereaz\u0103 retina, damn right o s\u0103-\u0163i spun.
\nPentru c\u0103 \u00een definitiv, pe tine te ignor\u0103 online femeile. Nu pe mine. Eu primesc mesaje private de la bicurioase m\u0103car o dat\u0103 la c\u00e2teva zile \u015fi nici m\u0103car nu fac ceva anume s\u0103 le merit. Doar pun poze ok pe social media.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te remarce gagicile, first of all, pune o fotografie.<\/strong><\/p>\n

“cf” \u00een mesaje private e enervant oricum, mai ales pentru cineva care nu e \u00een c\u0103utare. Dar acel “cf” e cu 50% mai enervant c\u00e2nd vine de la: apus de soare pe malul m\u0103rii, sau l\u0103bu\u021b\u0103 de c\u0103\u021bel pe nisip, sau c\u00e2mp de rapi\u0163\u0103 \u00een adierea unui v\u00e2nticel, sau mai grav, cadru alb.
\nMie \u00eemi sun\u0103 a no brainer, dar:
\nCUM
\nPXLA
\nLUI
\nTERENTE
\nVREI
\nS\u0102
\nTE
\nREMARCE
\nGAGICILE
\nDAC\u0102 NU
\nAI
\nO FOTOGRAFIE CU TINE IN THE FIRST PLACE??????<\/p>\n

Tu, c\u00e2nd navighezi netul dup\u0103 femei, la ce te ui\u0163i? La alea atr\u0103g\u0103toare. Guess what, fr\u0103\u0163ic\u0103, \u015fi ele la fel. Dac\u0103 nu v\u0103d o fa\u0163\u0103 simpatic\u0103 \u015fi ni\u015fte ochi mari \u015fi bl\u00e2nzi, care s\u0103 transmit\u0103 siguran\u0163\u0103 \u015fi protec\u0163ie, de unde s\u0103 \u015ftie de ce ar trebui s\u0103 fie atrase de tine?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftii s\u0103 faci selfies, nu face selfies.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i fac ni\u015fte selfies foarte proaste. Zero aten\u0163ie pentru detalii, pentru b\u0103rbii duble, umbre ciudate, pozi\u0163ii care te dezavantajeaz\u0103 \u015fi expresii t\u00e2mpite ale fe\u0163ei. \u015ei primul pe care l-am descoperit a\u015fa a fost fratele meu.
\nCare, \u00een adolescen\u0163\u0103, era unul dintre cei mai frumo\u015fi b\u0103ie\u0163i ever. Dar n-ai fi zis, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i pozele. F\u0103cea ni\u015fte mutre \u015fi lua ni\u015fte pozi\u0163ii care anulau cu totul chestia asta.
\n-De ce nu \u00eencerci s\u0103 te pui mai bine \u00een valoare?
\n-Pentru c\u0103 nu sunt o p*zd\u0103.
\n-Wrong answer. Trebuie s\u0103 fii pu\u0163in p*zd\u0103 ca s\u0103 placi p*zdelor. Altfel, cum \u00ee\u0163i explici c\u0103 femeile care te ignor\u0103 pe tine sunt toate followere ale c\u00e2te unui gay tuns perfect, \u00eembr\u0103cat brici, care face fotografii atr\u0103g\u0103toare, \u015fi \u0163ip\u0103 toate: “Vaaaai, ce sexy e\u015fti, Alberto, m\u0103 omooori, omule! De ce to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii frumo\u015fi sunt gay?”
\nNu to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii frumo\u015fi sunt gay, dar \u0103ia straight nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 se pun\u0103 adecvat \u00een valoare. Ca s\u0103 nu fie p*zde.<\/p>\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, dac\u0103 \u0163i-e at\u00e2t de team\u0103 s\u0103 nu fii p*zd\u0103, poate c\u0103 \u00een secret e\u015fti. Hei, e ok, eu sunt fata care se \u00eembrac\u0103 uneori \u00een b\u0103iat, putem discuta deschis despre asta.<\/p>\n

So.<\/p>\n

Ce face un selfie mi\u015fto s\u0103 fie un selfie mi\u015fto?<\/p>\n

Expresia normal\u0103, cald\u0103 a fe\u0163ei. Ochi care se v\u0103d bine \u015fi care transmit cine e\u015fti tu ca persoan\u0103. Un unghi care s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pun\u0103 \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103 tr\u0103s\u0103turile atr\u0103g\u0103toare \u015fi s\u0103 le ascund\u0103 pe cele nasoale. Un app de editare care s\u0103 corecteze lumina sau alte detalii aiurea. Ca de exemplu un co\u015f imens care a decis s\u0103 scoat\u0103 capul \u00een lume taman azi.<\/p>\n

\u015etiu, toate astea sun\u0103 a d\u0103\u0103\u0103h, Lorena, apa e ud\u0103, dar d\u0103 un tur pe Facebook la primii zece b\u0103rba\u0163i care \u00ee\u0163i apar pe feed. Dac\u0103 nu te cheam\u0103 C\u0103t\u0103lin Botezatu \u015fi nu ai o list\u0103 exclusiv\u0103 de modele masculine cu book profi, o s\u0103 te ia cu ame\u0163eli \u015fi migrene. \u015ei partea trist\u0103? Multe poze ur\u00e2te ca \u00eemprumutul nepl\u0103tit la timp ascund \u00een spate b\u0103rba\u0163i mult mai atr\u0103g\u0103tori.<\/p>\n

Roag\u0103 o prieten\u0103 bun\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 poze ea.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

OK, dar s\u0103 fie una cu un ochi pentru vino-ncoace. C\u0103 dac\u0103 e \u015fi ea o \u015fleamp\u0103t\u0103, ob\u0163ii poze la fel de ur\u00e2te ca acelea pe care le faci tu.<\/p>\n

\u015ei roag-o s\u0103-\u0163i dea indica\u0163ii: cum s\u0103 stai, cum s\u0103 prive\u015fti,\u00a0 cum s\u0103 te relaxezi \u00een fa\u0163a camerei.<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 fii surprins cum pozele f\u0103cute de ea o s\u0103 fie mult mai bune \u015fi o s\u0103-\u0163i arate o fa\u0163\u0103 a ta la care nu te-ai fi a\u015fteptat.<\/p>\n

Las-o mai moale cu fotografii de pescuit, tu cu undi\u0163a, tu cu pe\u015ftele \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi alte foto cu sporturi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u0103 rog, dac\u0103 e\u015fti cuplat \u015fi fericit, pune ce poze vrei tu. Dar aici m\u0103 refer la \u0103\u015ftia care caut\u0103 o gagic\u0103 online.<\/p>\n

Entuziasmul femeilor fa\u0163\u0103 de astea?<\/p>\n

Zero Kelvin. Nici m\u0103car zero Celsius. Un sport ca ski diving, dat \u00een b\u0103rci, skateboarding sau whatever \u00eenseamn\u0103 un singur lucru din perspectiva femeii care vrea un boufrend: \u0103sta o s\u0103 stea plecat cu orele, \u015fi n-o s\u0103-mi dea aten\u0163ie. \u015ei \u00een loc s\u0103-mi cumpere mie parfum, o s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere lui noul model de undi\u0163\u0103, 300 de euro bucata.<\/p>\n

\u015etiu, sun\u0103 antipatic ceea ce spun acum, dar dac\u0103 te \u00eentrebi de ce n-ai un date, \u00ee\u0163i dau ni\u015fte posibile explica\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 Eurosport ar depinde NUMAI de cotizan\u0163i femei, ar fi dat faliment din primul an.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu ai bani cu adev\u0103rat, nu mai epata cu opulen\u0163a.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Setezi a\u015ftept\u0103ri false, apoi vine gagica \u015fi c\u00e2nd vine nota, \u00eei spui: Pisi, mi-am uitat cardul acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

E fix ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd o s-o vezi.<\/p>\n

Sunt destule fete care \u00ee\u015fi caut\u0103 b\u0103ie\u0163i normali. Dac\u0103 pe astea le vrei, ai curajul s\u0103 fii un b\u0103iat normal \u00een poze. Dac\u0103 te pozezi numai cu evantaiul de euroi \u00eentr-o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi lan\u0163ul gros de aur la g\u00e2t, nu boci tot tu c\u0103 atragi doar gold diggers.<\/p>\n

Aten\u0163ie la ce e \u00een jur\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Da, boss. Fetele v\u0103d raftul pe care st\u0103 praful de trei degete, o ultim\u0103 \u015foset\u0103, uitat\u0103 \u00eentr-un col\u0163 pe etajer\u0103 \u015fi oglinda cu d\u00e2re albe. D\u0103 \u015fi tu cu o lavet\u0103 \u015fi vezi ce ai \u00een jur. O s\u0103-mi mul\u0163ume\u015fti mai t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n

Nu ne ar\u0103ta tot c*ru de acum.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Apoi sunt fiarele tribale. \u0102ia care cred c\u0103 e deosebit de interesant s\u0103 se pozeze \u00een pectoralii \u015fi fesierii goi. \u015ei tot ei, ironic, \u0163ip\u0103 c\u0103 femeile sunt panar\u0103mi dac\u0103 au fust\u0103 scurt\u0103.<\/p>\n

Diferen\u0163a este c\u0103: vou\u0103 v\u0103 place goliciunea femeii. R\u0103posatul Hugh Hefner a ajuns miliardar \u015fi a creat un imperiu exploat\u00e2nd aceast\u0103 vulnerabilitate a b\u0103rbatului obi\u015fnuit: faptul c\u0103 \u00eei place goliciunea femeii.<\/p>\n

Femeilor le place goliciunea masculin\u0103 doar dac\u0103 e la nivel de zei antici sculpta\u0163i \u00een marmur\u0103. (cu penisul ceva mai mare, though). \u015ei hai s\u0103 fim sinceri: mul\u0163i nuuuuu ar\u0103ta\u0163i a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

Goliciunea de Gigel obi\u015fnuit este destul de neatr\u0103g\u0103toare, motiv pentru care le \u015fi apuc\u0103 durerile de cap cronice sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, de cum se v\u0103d cu certificatul de c\u0103s\u0103torie \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \ud83d\ude00 Hooo, glumesc. Goliciunea de Gigel obi\u015fnuit devine atr\u0103g\u0103toare DUP\u0102 ce se stabile\u015fte conexiunea emo\u0163ional\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 te plac\u0103 mult.<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een acel moment, bur\u0163ile etalate voluptuos pe feedul ei de Facebook spun un singur lucru: “Block, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu faci cancer ocular.”<\/p>\n

So. Un sacou elegant \u015fi bine croit e cartea de vizit\u0103 care nu d\u0103 gre\u015f \u015fi cu care te impui ca b\u0103rbat. Dup\u0103 ce ajunge s\u0103-i plac\u0103 omleta ta \u015fi faptul c\u0103 faci cunilingus ca un maestru \u00een tantra yoga, o s\u0103 i se rup\u0103 apoteotic de bur\u0163i. Dar drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo se parcurge cu hainele pe tine.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi cer scuze dac\u0103 am fost dur\u0103. Inten\u0163ia mea nu e s\u0103 v\u0103 jignesc, ci s\u0103 v\u0103 fac s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i c\u0103 nu e at\u00e2t de greu s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti fete interesate. Dar ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 de ce s\u0103 fie interesate, trebuie s\u0103 lucra\u0163i un pic la imagine.<\/p>\n

Face\u0163i exerci\u0163iul \u0103sta. Ni\u015fte poze simple, decente, dar sugestive, ca aceea de al\u0103turi. \u015ei dac\u0103 \u00eencep fetele s\u0103\u00a0 discute altfel cu voi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 am avut dreptate.<\/p>\n

\u015etii vorba aia cu “b\u0103rbatul trebuie s\u0103 fie doar pu\u0163in mai frumos dec\u00e2t dracul?”
\nA inventat-o un ur\u00e2t obosit de lab\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, fii un partener la men\u0163inerea lui.<\/p>\n

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