{"id":19737,"date":"2020-06-09T18:53:27","date_gmt":"2020-06-09T15:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19737"},"modified":"2020-06-09T18:53:27","modified_gmt":"2020-06-09T15:53:27","slug":"sparcaieli-creieristice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sparcaieli-creieristice\/","title":{"rendered":"Sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ieli creieristice"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ladies and gents, \u015ftiu c\u0103 v\u0103 era dor de un nou serial.<\/p>\n

E aici, e fierbinte \u015fi \u015ftiu c\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103cea. Se intituleaz\u0103 sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ieli creieristice.<\/p>\n

Cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103?<\/p>\n

Lu\u0103m un comentariu at\u00e2t de transparent \u00een prostia \u015fi micimea lui, \u00eenc\u00e2t ai pl\u00e2nge dac\u0103 n-ar fi de r\u00e2s, \u015fi analiz\u0103m universul probabil care zace \u00een spatele lui.<\/p>\n

\u015eiii sp\u00e2rc\u00e2itorul de azi este:<\/p>\n

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So. Un fl\u0103c\u0103u. Are o problem\u0103 cu feminismul \u015fi cu libert\u0103\u0163ile femeilor.<\/p>\n

De ce are el o problem\u0103 cu astea?<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 nici o femeie liber\u0103 \u00een op\u0163iuni nu \u00eei acord\u0103 m\u0103car o privire.<\/p>\n

Ce putem face noi, ca oameni s\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi cu capul, dac\u0103 nici o femeie liber\u0103 \u00een op\u0163iuni nu ne acord\u0103 m\u0103car o privire?<\/p>\n

a) Haterim drepturile omene\u015fti normale ale femeilor \u015fi sper\u0103m c\u0103 vin\u0103 o lume terorist\u0103 extremist\u0103 care s\u0103 le \u00eenchid\u0103 cu sila \u00eenapoi \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 poate abia atunci ffff \u015fi noi ceva.<\/p>\n

b) Vedem ce e \u00een neregul\u0103 \u00een modul \u00een care ne prezent\u0103m noi online \u015fi offline, c\u0103 nu ne remarc\u0103 nimeni, \u015fi eventual lucr\u0103m la noi \u00een\u015fine, s\u0103 fim mai prezentabili, mai atr\u0103g\u0103tori, mai buni la conversa\u0163ie, mai stabili financiar (da, am zis stabili financiar, dac\u0103 scopul t\u0103u e s\u0103 faci copii, trebuie s\u0103 le po\u0163i pune o p\u00e2ine pe mas\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 te preocupi de educa\u0163ia lor, iar asta nu e ieftin) \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ai r\u0103spuns b, bravo, e\u015fti un om normal.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ai r\u0103spuns a, felicit\u0103ri, e\u015fti scursura asta patetic\u0103, lipsit\u0103 de orice integritate, fairness \u015fi coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103, care ar vrea ca jum\u0103tate din omenire s\u0103-\u015fi vad\u0103 drepturile strivite, s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi el ce fff. Asta \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care, literally pentru 50 de lei, po\u0163i da una scurt\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u015fti.<\/p>\n

Recapitul\u0103m: mai bine s\u0103 aib\u0103 jum\u0103tate din omenire drepturile strivite, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se despart\u0103 el de 50 de lei \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi rezolve co\u015furile.<\/p>\n

\u015eti\u0163i care e partea cea mai trist\u0103, copii?<\/p>\n

C\u0103 unul ca \u0103sta a demolat libertatea unei femei pe cel pu\u0163in 18 ani. Femeia aia l-a \u0163inut 9 luni \u00een corpul ei, l-a hr\u0103nit din nutrien\u0163ii ei, \u015fi-a distrus silueta pentru ca el s\u0103 existe, \u015fi-a stricat forma frumoas\u0103 a s\u00e2nilor s\u0103-l al\u0103pteze, l-a sp\u0103lat la c*r p\u00e2n\u0103 a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 fac\u0103 la oli\u0163\u0103 \u015fi i-a sp\u0103lat oli\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 utilizeze WC-ul, i-a g\u0103tit minimum dou\u0103 mese calde pe zi, i-a c\u0103lcat c\u0103m\u0103\u015fi curate s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal, a f\u0103cut curat \u00een cas\u0103 de trei ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 creasc\u0103 el \u00een climat curat \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103tos. \u015ei a renun\u0163at la toate visele ei de carier\u0103 pentru a-l livra universului pe\u00a0 unul care vrea s\u0103 vin\u0103 islamul \u015fi s\u0103 ucid\u0103 feminismul.<\/p>\n

Care o pute\u0163i identifica pe maic\u0103-sa?<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 femeia aia merit\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftie pentru ce \u015fi pentru cine \u015fi-a irosit cei mai frumo\u015fi ani ai vie\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, fii un partener la men\u0163inerea lui.<\/p>\n

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