{"id":19746,"date":"2020-06-10T12:27:50","date_gmt":"2020-06-10T09:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19746"},"modified":"2020-06-10T12:52:08","modified_gmt":"2020-06-10T09:52:08","slug":"vreau-sa-adopt-un-macbook-pro-13-promit-sa-fiu-stapan-iubitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vreau-sa-adopt-un-macbook-pro-13-promit-sa-fiu-stapan-iubitor\/","title":{"rendered":"Vreau s\u0103 adopt un Macbook Pro 13, promit s\u0103 fiu st\u0103p\u00e2n iubitor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, m-a scos din s\u0103rite cineva care voia s\u0103 adopte, aten\u021bie, s\u0103 ADOPTE, adic\u0103 S\u0102 PRIMEASC\u0102 GRATUIT un anim\u0103lu\u021b de o ras\u0103 anume. Quite up in price. <\/p>\n

Rasa aia pur\u0103 cost\u0103 bani. Dac\u0103 \u00eei iei de la un cresc\u0103tor de bun\u0103 credin\u021b\u0103, care investe\u0219te masiv \u00een a achizi\u021biona exemplarele ini\u021biale, de multe ori din str\u0103in\u0103tate, a le hr\u0103ni adecvat, a le \u00eengriji conform indica\u021biilor din manual, a le duce la veterinar de c\u00e2te ori e nevoie – \u0219i rasele pure sunt sensibile, deci ESTE nevoie destul de des – a le certifica \u0219i eventual a le plimba pe la concursuri interna\u021bionale, po\u021bi \u00een\u021belege de ce un animal de ras\u0103 cost\u0103 c\u00e2t cost\u0103, iar \u0103ia de pe OLX, care le ofer\u0103 pe 5 lei, fie au corcituri, fie \u00eenmul\u021besc for\u021bat, \u00een condi\u021bii infecte, ni\u0219te biete animale grav bolnave already. <\/p>\n

So. Dac\u0103 vrei un animal de ras\u0103, e cazul s\u0103 fii dispus s\u0103 marchezi banul.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu po\u021bi sau nu vrei s\u0103 marchezi banul, ai nenum\u0103rate op\u021biuni. Sunt pline p\u00e2n\u0103 la refuz ad\u0103posturile de c\u00e2ini \u0219i pisici f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n. Din patru \u00een patru zile apare un nou anun\u021b cu Am g\u0103sit trei pui pe la tomberoane, i-am veccinat sau deparazitat. Ba dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi bine \u00een jur, ai \u0219anse s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti chiar tu \u0103ia trei pui. <\/p>\n

Un animal f\u0103r\u0103 pedigree ofer\u0103 exact aceea\u0219i iubire, loialitate, tandre\u021be, ging\u0103\u0219ie, giumbu\u0219lucuri, ca unul de ras\u0103. Poate chiar mai multe, \u00een func\u021bie de ras\u0103. <\/p>\n

\u021ain minte cum, \u00eentr-un interviu, m-au \u00eentrebat de ce ras\u0103 e Pulic\u0103 \u0219i am r\u0103spuns: Ce \u00eentrebare rasist\u0103! Sincer, c\u00e2nd te ata\u0219ezi de un anim\u0103lu\u021b, el nu mai e reprezentantul generic al unei rase, ci sufle\u021belul t\u0103u m\u0103t\u0103sos \u0219i iubit. <\/p>\n

Revenind. Pentru cei care nu pot sau nu vor s\u0103 dea bani, exist\u0103 o infinitate de op\u021biuni gratuite. Dar dac\u0103 NU PO\u021aI sau NU VREI s\u0103 dai bani, nu e cazul s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 epatezi cu opulen\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103 pretinzi un animal de ras\u0103.<\/strong> Pentru c\u0103 \u0219tim de ce \u00eel vrei musai de ras\u0103. S\u0103 defilezi cu el pe \u0219trasse sau pe Instagram \u0219i s\u0103 zic\u0103 lumea: Moaaam\u0103, cine e barosanul \u0103sta? <\/p>\n

Un animal de ras\u0103 necesit\u0103 \u00een multe cazuri \u00eengrijire mai scump\u0103, hran\u0103 mai scump\u0103 \u0219i vizite mai dese la vet. Pe care, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti p\u00e2rlit sau zg\u00e2rc\u0103, nu le vei efectua. <\/p>\n

Mbun. Am scris asta pe Facebook \u0219i au s\u0103rit o droaie de imbecile analfabete func\u021bional s\u0103 zbiere la mine: <\/p>\n

“Da, drag\u0103, dac\u0103 eu am bani de c\u0103\u0163el \/ pisic de ras\u0103, care e treaba ta???” <\/p>\n

Nici una, idioat\u0103 nepocnit\u0103 zdrav\u0103n peste bot, s\u0103-\u0163i sar\u0103 mucii de pe creier \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 \u015fi g\u00e2nde\u015fti. Tocmai am zis c\u0103 DAC\u0102 E\u015eTI DISPUS \u015eI AI DE UNDE S\u0102 FACI INVESTI\u0162IA, E OK. <\/strong>
\nCum se face c\u0103 partea asta nu s-a lipit de creierul t\u0103u de g\u0103in\u0103 pus\u0103 pe cotcod\u0103cit insistent, dat din aripi \u015fi pe virtue signalling??? <\/p>\n

Hai, \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 n-ai prins-o din prima, n-o prinzi nici din a doua, la c\u00e2t de proast\u0103 \u015fi neatent\u0103 la nuan\u0163e e\u015fti. <\/p>\n

Tocmai am zis c\u0103 DAC\u0102 E\u015eTI DISPUS \u015eI AI DE UNDE S\u0102 FACI INVESTI\u0162IA, E OK. <\/strong><\/p>\n

O repet, pentru c\u0103 nu te creditez cu suficient\u0103 inteligen\u0163\u0103 s-o fi prins nici din a doua: <\/p>\n

Tocmai am zis c\u0103 DAC\u0102 E\u015eTI DISPUS \u015eI AI DE UNDE S\u0102 FACI INVESTI\u0162IA, E OK. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Problema mea e cu zg\u00e2rci\u0163ii sclifosi\u0163i. <\/p>\n

“Vaaai, vreau exclusiv animal de ras\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 simz special, dar s\u0103 nu dau bani pe el, c\u0103 \u00eemi m\u0103n\u00e2nc de sub unghii.
\nDar cum, nu, nu e vorba c\u0103 \u00eemi m\u0103n\u00e2nc de sub unghii. E adop\u0163ie, drag\u0103!!” <\/p>\n

Minunat. Care \u00eemi da\u0163i, pe baza acestei logici, s\u0103 adopt \u015fi eu un Macbook Pro 13? <\/p>\n

PS: Care semnalizezi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 la textul \u0103sta, ai block f\u0103r\u0103 consum inutil de timp. Oamenii pro\u015fti mi se par irosirea ultim\u0103 a \u00eenc\u0103 unei secunde care ne desparte de eternitatea nefiin\u0163ei. <\/p>\n

Sau o procesezi acum, ultima oar\u0103: MI SE RUPE CE FACI CU BANII T\u0102I, AT\u00c2TA TIMP C\u00c2T \u00ceI AI. DAR NU PO\u0162I PRETINDE C\u0102 TU VREI NUMAI ANIMALE DE RAS\u0102 C\u00c2ND E\u015eTI UN RUPT DE FOAME. <\/p>\n

\u0102ia care n-a\u0163i priceput nici acum, mar\u015f sprinten \u015fi voios spre alte orizonturi internautice. <\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, fii un partener la men\u0163inerea lui.<\/p>\n

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Ieri, m-a scos din s\u0103rite cineva care voia s\u0103 adopte, aten\u021bie, s\u0103 ADOPTE, adic\u0103 S\u0102 PRIMEASC\u0102 GRATUIT un anim\u0103lu\u021b de o ras\u0103 anume. Quite...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19746"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19753,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19746\/revisions\/19753"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}