Am vomitat un pic \u00een gur\u0103.<\/p>\n
Femeia asta mi s-a p\u0103rut chintesen\u0163a lucrurilor negative de care se pl\u00e2ng b\u0103rba\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de femei: iresponsabilitate, imoralitate, misecuvenism, egoism, lipsa loialit\u0103\u0163ii, preten\u0163ii nejustificate.<\/p>\n
\u015ei pornind de la cazul ei \u015fi al altor casnice pe care le-am tot v\u0103zut, simt nevoia s\u0103 scriu acest text.<\/p>\n
Dou\u0103 tipuri de b\u0103rba\u0163i accept\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eentre\u0163in\u0103 100% femeile. Prima categorie sunt cei buni, genero\u015fi, care vor s\u0103 duc\u0103 pe umerii lor povara \u00eentregii familii, s-o scuteasc\u0103 pe ea de de\u015ftept\u0103torul care sun\u0103 diminea\u0163a, termene de predare \u015fi istericalele \u015fefilor. A doua e format\u0103 din cei extrem de posesivi, care au impresia c\u0103 locul de munc\u0103 al femeii lor e sala secret\u0103 de repeti\u0163ii a trupei Chippendales \u015fi de cum se uit\u0103 un mascul mai atr\u0103g\u0103tor la ea, gagica se va arunca \u00een bra\u0163ele lui \u015fi vor disp\u0103rea \u00eempreun\u0103, \u00een razele soarelui care apune.<\/p>\n
Dou\u0103 tipuri de femei accept\u0103 s\u0103 fie sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163inute. Prima categorie: femeile care vor s\u0103 fie mame prezente 100% \u00een via\u0163a copiilor lor \u015fi finan\u0163ele cuplului permit asta. Ele devin casnice s\u0103-\u015fi dedice tot devotamentul \u015fi energia copiilor, \u015fi de obicei se reapuc\u0103 de munc\u0103 dup\u0103 ce copiii devin de sine st\u0103t\u0103tori. \u015ei, s\u0103 zicem, dac\u0103 este ceea ce \u00ee\u0163i dore\u015fti \u015fi v\u0103 permite\u0163i, why the f*** not?<\/p>\n
A doua categorie sunt vacile entitled \u015fi misecuveniste, care au impresia c\u0103 p***a lor nesim\u0163it\u0103 merit\u0103 la schimb cas\u0103, mas\u0103, \u015fi, cum scria animala, s\u0103 te mai \u015fi recucereasc\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd. Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 se spete\u015fte muncind pentru tine, tot el s\u0103 te recucereasc\u0103.<\/p>\n
Jur c\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 sun ca manosfera la faza asta, dar citind mailul vacii, am avut o revela\u0163ie: b\u0103i, dar poate c\u0103 unii dintre b\u0103rba\u0163ii \u0103ia furio\u015fi chiar au dreptate, s\u0103racii. Doar c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi \u0163intesc gre\u015fit furia, pe carieriste, c\u00e2nd cele mai detestabile \u015fi oribile monumente de egoism pe care le-am cunoscut vreodat\u0103 sunt femei casnice.<\/p>\n
Nu, nu toate. Nu s\u0103ri\u0163i cu cotcodacul, c\u0103 beau un vin \u015fi m\u00e2ine diminea\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2nd public textul \u0103sta, o s\u0103 am un u\u015for hangover \u0219i risc s\u0103 v\u0103 r\u0103spund dezagreabil. <\/p>\n
1. Casnicele tind s\u0103 fie de un misecuvenism feroce.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei aici m\u0103 refer \u00een mod specific<\/strong> la combina\u0163ia\u00a0 om bun \u015fi muncitor – vac\u0103 \u00eempu\u0163it\u0103.<\/p>\n Dup\u0103 ce am terminat facultatea, a trebuit s\u0103 plec din c\u0103min \u015fi s\u00ee m\u0103 mut cu chirie. Dar, pentru c\u0103 nu aveam venituri str\u0103lucite, nu am avut bani de un apartament singur\u0103, \u015fi am \u00eenchiriat \u00een regim “camer\u0103\u00a0 cu gazda \u00een cas\u0103”. Am trecut prin trei b\u0103b\u0103ciuni, toate v\u0103duve casnice, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at lec\u0163ia: g\u0103se\u015fti oameni de v\u00e2rsta ta \u015fi \u00eenchiriezi cu ei, c\u0103 altfel ajungi la Obregia.<\/p>\n Un om normal cu care ai un raport comercial are fa\u0163\u0103 de tine respectul normal fa\u0163\u0103 de un client. Dar nici una dintre babe nu considera c\u0103 are de ce s\u0103 ofere vreo form\u0103 oarecare de respect unui om care pl\u0103te\u015fte lunar o sum\u0103 pentru o camer\u0103. Te trimiteau ba colo, ba \u00eencoace, aveau perpetuu a\u015fteptarea s\u0103 le cumperi lucruri \u015fi nu-\u0163i d\u0103deau niciodat\u0103 banii pentru c\u0103, damn it, asta f\u0103cuser\u0103 cu so\u0163ii lor \u015fi acest raport \u00eencercau s\u0103-l extind\u0103 \u015fi asupra ta, chit c\u0103 tu nu le jurase\u0219i nimic la altar \u0219i nu aveai de ce. <\/p>\n \u0218i aten\u021bie: nu m\u0103 refer la momentul c\u00e2nd merg eu la cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u0219i te \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrei \u0219i tu ceva. C\u00e2nd pl\u0103tesc factura la curent \u0219i m\u0103 fac c\u0103 uit s\u0103-\u021bi cer jum\u0103tate. C\u00e2nd \u00eemi cump\u0103r mie o \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi iau \u0219i \u021bie, c\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een aceea\u0219i cas\u0103 \u0219i e nasol s\u0103 te ui\u021bi cu poft\u0103. M\u0103 refer la exploatare direct\u0103 \u0219i pe fa\u021b\u0103. De parc\u0103 li s-ar fi cuvenit.<\/strong>. <\/p>\n Iar mie \u00eemi piere rapid orice bun\u0103voin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i amabilitate c\u00e2nd, \u00een loc s\u0103 ar\u0103\u021bi apreciere dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ofer ceva, tu \u00eencepi s\u0103 \u00eemi ordoni ca \u0219i cum tot ce am e al t\u0103u. Un singur dude se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentre\u021bin\u0103 o vac\u0103 din asta, \u0219i subit vaca ajunge la concluzia c\u0103 tot universul are obliga\u021bia s\u0103-i pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru toate mofturile. <\/p>\n Iar dac\u0103 protestai, te f\u0103ceau troac\u0103 de porci \u015fi te \u0163ineau \u00eentr-o criz\u0103 de isterie interminabil\u0103, care explica de ce erau toate trei v\u0103duve.<\/p>\n \u00centre\u0163in\u00e2ndu-le, b\u0103rba\u0163ii \u0103ia buni creaser\u0103 ni\u015fte mon\u015ftri entitled, a\u015fa cum nenum\u0103ratele limbi \u00een fiecare cotlon al anusului pe care le-a luat Bendeac \u00een perioada lui de succes la tv au creat complexul “buricul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului”, care poate r\u00e2de de femei violate, pentru c\u0103 el e mai presus dec\u00e2t ele.<\/p>\n 2. Casnicele nu \u00een\u0163eleg ideea de job.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 a\u0163i citit mailul zdren\u0163ei ordinare, a\u0163i v\u0103zut. So\u0163ul f\u0103cea mutre c\u00e2nd venea obosit de la munc\u0103. \u0102sta era \u015fi repro\u015ful babelor c\u00e2nd veneam de la joburile de opt ore pe care mi le-am luat dup\u0103 ce am terminat facultatea. Voiam s\u0103 merg la mine \u00een camer\u0103, s\u0103 dorm \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemi scriu primele romane. Ele, care se jucaser\u0103 un pic de-a mopul \u015fi aspiratorul \u00een timpul zilei, aveau chef s\u0103 se vaiete, s\u0103 tr\u0103nc\u0103neasc\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 frece la cap cu diverse rahaturi care nu m\u0103 interesau, \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00eemi ceream scuze \u015fi explicam c\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u00een camera mea, c\u0103 sunt obosit\u0103, urma drama.<\/p>\n \u015ei apropo de dram\u0103<\/p>\n 3. Casnicele se plictisesc foarte tare acas\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 au perpetuu nevoie de dram\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Repro\u015furi. Insinu\u0103ri. Invadarea intimit\u0103\u0163ii. Remarci legate de pu\u0163inii prieteni pe care \u00eei aduceam acas\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-am deprins s\u0103 m\u0103 v\u0103d cu ei numai \u00een ora\u015f. Apoi, repro\u015furi c\u0103 nu aduc pe nimeni acas\u0103.<\/p>\n Eu, sincer, empatizez profund cu orice b\u0103rbat care aude 20 de minute de \u0163ipat pe tema colacului de la WC sau a scrumierei uitate la baie. Dramele astea lungi \u015fi intense mi se par admisibile doar dac\u0103 real se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 ceva grav, \u015fi s\u0103 foo\u0163i nervii altora doar ca s\u0103-\u0163i condimentezi tu via\u0163a e o cruzime inutil\u0103.<\/p>\n GET A F***G JOB, B**TCH!<\/p>\n 4. …\u015fi de interese amoroase noi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Cel mai recent am stat la o casnic\u0103 \u00een 2015, c\u00e2nd am avut un gig temporar \u00een Oradea, \u015fi prietenii mi-au aranjat prin prieteni cazare la h\u00e2rca asta, care st\u0103tea fix \u00een centrul ora\u015fului, \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2neasc\u0103. M-am sim\u0163it ca \u015fi cum m\u0103 \u00eentorsesem \u00een 2005, dup\u0103 terminarea facult\u0103\u0163ii. Nu doar c\u0103 \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 trimit\u0103 \u00eencolo \u015fi \u00eencoace ca pe o slug\u0103 proast\u0103, dar se mai \u015fi a\u015ftepta s\u0103-i analizez amorurile roman\u0163ioase de pe Facebook, pe care le ag\u0103\u0163a cu ni\u015fte poze de acum 15 ani. Ni\u015fte gigei care voiau s\u0103 fwoot\u0103 \u015fi ei ceva, \u015fi pe care \u00eei plictisea cu ejacula\u0163iuni lirice, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eencetau s\u0103-i mai r\u0103spund\u0103, apoi le scria lung, singur\u0103, ignor\u00e2nd faptul c\u0103 o ignorau.<\/p>\n Casnica se plictise\u015fte acas\u0103, unde totul e monoton, \u015fi so\u0163iorul nu mai e romantic ca \u00een perioada cur\u0163ii. \u015ei admit. E greu s\u0103 fii romantic cu una care \u00ee\u0163i cere bani de tampoane. O femeie care depinde de tine s\u0103-i cumperi h\u00e2rtie igienic\u0103 \u015fi batiste de h\u00e2rtie nu mai are pic de mister. Ce s\u0103 recucere\u015fti, c\u00e2nd tu tragi la jug, ca boul?<\/p>\n 5. Dar nivelul maturiz\u0103rii emo\u0163ionale r\u0103m\u00e2ne la exact v\u00e2rsta la care a luat-o \u0103la \u00een custodie.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Cum apare maturizarea omului? Prin efort, munc\u0103, diverse situa\u0163ii dificile pe care le rezolvi mai bine sau mai prost, dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u0163i, disciplinarea propriei persoane \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n Dar c\u00e2nd stai acas\u0103 \u015fi altul are grij\u0103 de tot, maturizarea nu intervine. Drept care, mintal \u015fi emo\u0163ional, r\u0103m\u00e2i g\u00e2sculi\u0163a pe care a luat-o el acas\u0103, c\u0103 s\u00e2s\u00e2ia a abandon pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 gard.<\/p>\n Mesajele private cu gigeii ale casnicei de 60 de ani erau pi\u015farea absolut\u0103 a r\u00e2sului. Modul absolut tembel \u015fi naiv \u00een care punea botul la toate vr\u0103jelile \u015fi testele lor, ca o… Nu, nu ca o adolescent\u0103. A\u015f jigni adolescentele din ziua de azi. Ca o \u0163\u0103ranc\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi lipsit\u0103 de repere is more like it.<\/p>\n \u015ei b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt r\u0103\u0103\u0103i c\u00e2nd se prind c\u0103 vorbesc cu proaste. Oh, my god. Citeam ce mi\u015ftouri crunte f\u0103ceau de ea, de cum se prindeau c\u0103 d\u0103 \u00een gropi, \u015fi cum asta nu \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103dea seama c\u0103 roman\u0163iozitatea ei prost plasat\u0103 e penibil\u0103 cu bulbuci chiar \u015fi pentru persoana din poz\u0103, dar\u0103mite pentru cea real\u0103.<\/p>\n 6. \u015ei bonus: absen\u0163a oric\u0103rei \u00een\u0163elegeri fa\u0163\u0103 de valoarea banului.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Toate h\u00e2rcile astea cheltuiau mult peste valoarea pensiei lor de urma\u015f. Jecm\u0103nindu-\u015fi chiria\u015fii \u015fi copiii. Luau credite\u00a0 scumpe pe motive absolut t\u00e2mpite, gen br\u0103\u0163\u0103rile magice care te vor face s\u0103 ai noroc, vr\u0103ji sau tombola aia prin po\u015ft\u0103 \u00een urma c\u0103reia vei c\u00e2\u015ftiga sigur 3667 de milioane de lei, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i cumperi dou\u0103 rahaturi de care n-ai nevoie, la suprapre\u0163.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i faci Provident s\u0103 cumperi rahaturi de la teleshopping, e\u015fti mai ignorant economic dec\u00e2t prevede legea.<\/p>\n Nici nu m\u0103 mir c\u0103 seriile de Real Housewives au at\u00e2ta succes. Sunt expozee de prostie \u015fi misecuvenism. Dar \u0103\u015ftia care vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 umor ar trebui s\u0103 ini\u0163ieze un Real Housewives of Rom\u00e2nia. 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