Ieri seara, mi-a dat share un b\u0103iat. M-am dus s\u0103 mul\u021bumesc frumos pentru share, care, p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta, e singurul mod prin care mai faci reach organic pe Facebook. \u0218i din senin, tipul mi-a luat sinapsele la masacrat precum urmeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n
Discu\u021bia asta e mostr\u0103 de cum \u00eel faci pe interlocutor s\u0103 treac\u0103 de la bun\u0103voin\u021b\u0103 amabil\u0103 la “\u00een ce pwoola mea\u00a0 structuralist\u0103 m-am b\u0103gat, s\u0103-mi foot una” cu minimum de cuvinte. “\u00cempu\u015fc\u0103-teeee, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de idiot sinistru, \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103-teeeee.”<\/p>\n So: doar pentru c\u0103 una are un ipotetic vagin \u00eentre picioare, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 are unul \u015fi \u00een loc de creier. Dimpotriv\u0103. Dac\u0103 te ui\u0163i \u015fi \u00een sec\u0163iunea mea de comentarii, e plin\u0103 cu v\u00e2rf de tipe, \u015fi majoritatea sclipitor de de\u015ftepte. Simpla idee c\u0103 cineva li s-ar adresa a\u0219a e ilar\u0103.<\/p>\n Vorbe\u015fte normal. Poemele lui Mihai Eminescu \u015fi-au tr\u0103it traiul, \u015fi-au m\u00e2ncat m\u0103laiul – \u0219i mult m\u0103lai anual de la stat de ziua Mihai Eminescu – nu mai po\u0163i \u00eencerca genul \u0103sta de comunicare cu o persoan\u0103 \u00een 2020.<\/p>\n Dar s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m figurile de stil parc\u0103 recoltate cu pixul din cartea de citire \u015fi s\u0103 examin\u0103m indiscre\u0163ia grosolan\u0103 a \u00eentreb\u0103rii. CE PWOOLA MEA?? Chiar presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 a\u015f avea vreun motiv de triste\u0163e, \u015fi nu ar fi doar simplul fapt c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 pozez straight faced, s\u0103 se vad\u0103 detaliile machiajului mai bine. Chiar presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 am vreo durere. Exact cu tine, un str\u0103in oarecare, o s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc s-o discut, lol.<\/p>\n Te duci s\u0103 mul\u0163ume\u015fti pentru share \u015fi te treze\u015fti luat\u0103 a\u015fa.<\/p>\n A avut mare noroc c\u0103 eram sub un share, nu pe un spa\u0163iu neutru, \u015fi cumva ar fi fost ingratitudine din partea mea s\u0103 r\u0103spund “Sunt trist\u0103 c\u0103 nu vrea m\u0103-ta s\u0103 stea capr\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eemi bag pwwla mare, groas\u0103 \u015fi n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u00een uterul ei, s\u0103 produc\u0103 \u015fi o ar\u0103tare mai pu\u0163in b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cap, retardat\u0103 \u015fi inept\u0103 ca tine, boul pwlii handicapat”.<\/p>\n Face\u0163i acest test simplu. C\u00e2nd v\u0103 vine s\u0103 adresa\u0163i unei femei o \u00eentrebare, testul de stupiditate al \u00eentreb\u0103rii este: “Dac\u0103 l-a\u015f \u00eentreba pe my man Nelu chestia asta, m-ar flegma \u00een ochi sau nu?”<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 your man Nelu te-ar flegma \u00een ochi, trust me. O femeie care nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 raport de activitate cu at\u00e2t mai mult.<\/p>\n Nu mai b\u0103ga\u0163i continue insinu\u0103ri la acuplare cu femei care nu vor s\u0103 se acupleze cu voi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Sunt femei \u00een c\u0103utarea unei mari iubiri \u015fi sunt femei care, pur \u015fi simplu, stau foarte bine \u00een banca lor. Pe cele \u00een c\u0103utare le pute\u0163i ademeni cu aluzii \u015fi insinu\u0103ri, \u015fi dac\u0103-s bine f\u0103cute – aluziile, I mean,nu fetele – , probabil c\u0103 o s\u0103 chi\u0163\u0103ie la ele.<\/p>\n Apoi sunt femeile care nu sunt aici pentru a\u015fa ceva \u015fi care chiar NU VOR S\u0102 \u015eTIE ce mare o ai \u015fi c\u00e2t de bine \u00ee\u0163i func\u0163ioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n Aten\u0163ie la comportamentul femeii. Dac\u0103 nu pare dispus\u0103, probabil c\u0103 nu este. Nu m-am \u00eenscris la asta, nu particip.\u00a0 Ia loc. Ia un r\u00e2nd \u00eentreg de locuri.<\/p>\n Chiar dac\u0103 o femeie e agreabil\u0103 \u015fi amabil\u0103, \u00een secunda \u00een care sexualiza\u0163i interac\u0163iunea f\u0103r\u0103 motiv, o s\u0103 se ariceasc\u0103 toat\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 v\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 rece \u015fi distant.<\/p>\n “Pentru c\u0103 e cu nasul pe sus”.<\/p>\n Mor pe\u00a0 cli\u015feul \u0103sta idiot, pe manipularea asta jegoas\u0103, cum c\u0103 o femeie datoreaz\u0103 automat sex \u00eentregii comunit\u0103\u0163i, pentru c\u0103 altfel e cu nasul pe sus.<\/p>\n Femeia nu datoreaz\u0103 sex absolut nim\u0103nui sub soare, dac\u0103 nu vrea, \u015fi e dreptul ei s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 chef de b\u0103garea ta inept\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103. Punct.<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 o s\u0103 am chef s\u0103 sexualizezi chestii cu mine, you’ll know. \u00centre timp, stai jos \u00een pwla mea.\u00a0 E singura form\u0103 de sex pe care am chef s\u0103 \u021bi-o ofer.<\/p>\n Femeile nu sunt du\u015fmanul t\u0103u colectiv.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Apoi, sunt gigeii care \u00eencep by default cu o frustrare \u015fi o ur\u0103 de-\u0163i vine s\u0103 creezi aplica\u0163ia Bocancul virtual \u015fi s\u0103 le administrezi una prin ecran s\u0103 le treac\u0103 cheful de r\u0103zboi.<\/p>\n \u0102\u015ftia au tot fost respin\u015fi, \u015fi atunci, de cum v\u0103d o femeie, primul impuls este s\u0103 o trateze cu ura \u015fi revolta cu care se ceart\u0103 sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 cu fotografiile celor care i-au r\u0103nit.<\/p>\n Maniera asta grobian\u0103 \u015fi antipatic\u0103 nu va func\u0163iona dec\u00e2t cu am\u0103r\u00e2te lipsite de \u00eencredere \u00een ele \u015fi cu IQ subunitar. O femeie cu un pic de con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 a propriei valoti te va pune cu botul pe labe instant \u015fi definitiv.<\/p>\n \u015ei tot tu o s\u0103 gui\u0163i c\u0103 sunt femeile haps\u00e2ne \u015fi rele, de\u015fi tu e\u0219ti cel care nu le d\u0103 de ales.<\/p>\n Femeile nu sunt acuza\u0163ii t\u0103i din proces.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n La un moment dat, am f\u0103cut un live pe Instagram, \u00een carantin\u0103. \u015ei un participant extrem de vorb\u0103re\u0163 era un gigel care punea fiecare \u00eentrebare pe un ton revoltat \u015fi nedrept\u0103\u0163it, de zici c\u0103 erai taic\u0103-su milionar \u015fi \u00eel dezmo\u015ftenise\u015fi.<\/p>\n “Mie de ce mi-ai ignorat \u00eentreb\u0103rile???” Nu intraser\u0103. “Da, de ce evi\u0163i r\u0103spunsul?” C\u0103 uite nu vrea pwoola mea s\u0103 fie confesiv\u0103 \u00een seara asta. \u015ei tot a\u015fa. “Nu-\u0163i place s\u0103 auzi chestia asta, nu?” Pfff. Jet \u00eemplm.<\/p>\n A\u015f face genul \u0103sta de interac\u0163ine \u00eentre str\u0103ini penalizabil cu \u00eenchisoarea. Ba chiar \u00eentre apropia\u0163i. Dac\u0103 \u0103sta e at\u00e2t de procuror stalinist cu tine, care nu-i datorai nimic, te \u00eentrebi cu groaz\u0103 cum e cu am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163ii care trebuie s\u0103-l suporte propriu-zis.<\/p>\n Femeile nu vor s\u0103 \u015ftie ce \u015fmecher e\u015fti tu.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Aici m\u0103 refer \u00een mod specific la \u0103ia care \u00eencep s\u0103 se dea mari, s\u0103 fac\u0103 agasant pe interesan\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103 se laude. Pe cine impresionezi d\u00e2ndu-te mare? Al\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i.<\/p>\n Orice femeie cu un pic de experien\u0163\u0103 \u015fi un dram de minte va identifica instant uria\u015fa nesiguran\u0163\u0103 \u015fi complexul impostorului care se dau de gol c\u00e2nd un gigel se laud\u0103 lung \u015fi aiurea. Not cute.<\/p>\n Femeile nu sunt extratere\u015ftri.<\/strong><\/p>\n Enter Gogu Confuzie, care se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 abereze esoteric, de zici c\u0103 e Pythia \u00een templul din Delhi, inhaleaz\u0103 gaze halucinogene \u015fi delireaz\u0103 incoerent. Probabil s\u0103 te fr\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163i tu pe interior ce-a vrut s\u0103 zic\u0103 autorul.<\/p>\n Din nou. Dac\u0103 o conversa\u0163ie e prea uciga\u015f\u0103 de neuroni pentru cel mai bun prieten al t\u0103u, probabil c\u0103 e prea uciga\u015f\u0103 de neuroni \u015fi pentru mine.<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n Concepte idioate de PUA, cum ar fi acela de friendzone, adic\u0103 ideea c\u0103 e\u015fti degradat ca b\u0103rbat dac\u0103 ai cu o femeie o prietenie simpl\u0103 \u015fi omeneasc\u0103, \u015fi nu “o prime\u015fti” fac ca unii b\u0103rba\u0163i s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 acele prietene femei care s\u0103 le dea un bocanc pe sub mas\u0103 c\u00e2nd se poart\u0103 ca ni\u015fte idio\u0163i. De\u015fi le-ar fi at\u00e2t de folositor.<\/p>\n Dar e valabil \u015fi viceversa. Un amic b\u0103rbat \u00ee\u0163i spune exact cum s\u0103 nu fii g\u00e2sc\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd interac\u0163ionezi cu iubirea vie\u0163ii tale. Fetele te vor comp\u0103timi: Las\u0103-l fat\u0103. c\u0103 e prost, nu \u015ftie ce pierde. Dar un b\u0103rbat prieten \u00ee\u0163i va servi adev\u0103rul gol – golu\u0163, f\u0103r\u0103 coloran\u0163i \u015fi \u00eendulcitori.<\/p>\n De aceea sunt importante PRIETENIILE ONESTE, AUTENTICE, \u00eentre sexe. \u015ei toate categoriile de mai sus sunt b\u0103rba\u0163i f\u0103r\u0103 prietene.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Sus\u0163ine arta cuvintelor.<\/p>\n *** ***<\/p>\n Ascult\u0103 Jet pe Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dragi b\u0103ie\u021bi, acest articol e pentru voi. Mai exact, pentru aceia dintre voi care au nevoie. 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