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O hait\u0103 de lupi se preg\u0103te\u015fte s\u0103 atace o st\u00e2n\u0103. Cum stau ei a\u015fa la p\u00e2nd\u0103, lupul b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi \u00een\u0163elept zice:<\/p>\n
\u201cHait, am pus-o! Nu putem sa atac\u0103m, c\u0103 azi e de serviciu Mirciulic\u0103 Buze Reci\u201d.
\nLupii tineri arunc\u0103 o privire din tufi\u015furi \u015fi se revolt\u0103:
\n\u201c\u015ei ce dac\u0103 e Mirciulic\u0103 Buze Reci? Nu-l vezi c\u00e2t e de pr\u0103p\u0103dit? El e singur, noi mul\u0163i, ce poate s\u0103 ne fac\u0103? Eventual s\u0103 ne sug\u0103 pula\u201d.
\nLupul b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi \u00een\u0163elept, d\u00e2nd din cap cu resemnare:
\n\u201cDa, dar dac\u0103 a\u0163i \u015fti voi ce buze reci are\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
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Acesta e bancul clasic. Eu am un final modern:<\/p>\n
Exact \u00een acea secund\u0103, din tufi\u015ful vecin scoase capul Dan Voiculescu:<\/p>\n
-Ce taaare. \u00cel cump\u0103r! Adjudecat! Deja m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103-mi pun comprese cu cuburi de ghea\u0163\u0103 pe hemoroizi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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