{"id":19930,"date":"2022-07-03T08:26:02","date_gmt":"2022-07-03T05:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19930"},"modified":"2022-07-03T08:26:04","modified_gmt":"2022-07-03T05:26:04","slug":"tineretul-din-ziua-de-azi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tineretul-din-ziua-de-azi-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Tineretul din ziua de azi"},"content":{"rendered":"

Acest articol este un pamflet.<\/p>\n

(Rog a nu se lua \u00een serios \u0219i a se scuti de pistonaj cranian antihaz, c\u0103 risc s\u0103 m\u0103 emo\u0163ionez \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 zic vreo dou\u0103 antipatice.)<\/p>\n

-Fabian?<\/p>\n

-Da, tat\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Trebuie s\u0103 avem o discu\u0163ie serioas\u0103, ca \u00eentre b\u0103rba\u0163i serio\u015fi.<\/p>\n

-Da,tat\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Drag\u0103 Fabian, eu \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 adolescen\u0163a este dificil\u0103, dar sunt lucruri care m\u0103 \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103. \u015ei trebuie s\u0103 discut\u0103m. Nu mi-o lua \u00een nume de r\u0103u, \u015fi eu am fost t\u00e2n\u0103r, dar…<\/p>\n

-Dar?<\/p>\n

-Drag\u0103 fiule, o s\u0103 intru frontal \u00een problem\u0103. OK. Da. \u0102hhm, da. Nu o lua ca pe o mustrare p\u0103rinteasc\u0103, mai degrab\u0103 ca pe o observa\u0163ie  amical\u0103… OK.<\/p>\n

-OK.<\/p>\n

-Fiule. Tu c\u00e2nd ai fost ultima oar\u0103 la o discotec\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Ce e aia?<\/p>\n

-La o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 cu ring de dans \u015fi zb\u00e2n\u0163uial\u0103.<\/p>\n

-A, un club? P\u0103i, a fost pandemie.<\/p>\n

-OK, \u00eenainte de pandemie.<\/p>\n

-Mda, nu. Intrarea e prea scump\u0103, muzica e prea tare, nu po\u0163i vorbi cu oameni \u015fi nu vreau s\u0103 dau 30 de lei pe o Cola. \u0162op\u0103i la mine \u00een dormitor pe Spotify \u0219i iau Cola de la Mega cu 3 lei cutia.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i da, fiule, dar nu vrei s\u0103 fii popular printre cei de v\u00e2rsta ta? Eu eram regele \u0219mecherilor!<\/p>\n

-Am un milion \u0219i jum\u0103tate de fani pe Tik Tok, cine e regele \u0219mecherilor acum?<\/p>\n

-\u0218i nu vrei s\u0103 faci o rebeliune, ceva nebunesc? C\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori am \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 cu p\u0103rin\u021bii, femeia aia \u00eemi spune c\u00e2t e\u0219ti de cuminte \u0219i de lini\u0219tit. E de-a dreptul plictisitor.<\/p>\n

-Dar am f\u0103cut ceva nebunesc.  Am dram\u0103 pe YouTube cu Abi Talent. I-am f\u0103cut un diss track \u0219i are 25 de milioane de vizualiz\u0103ri. Ce vrei mai mult? Crezi c\u0103 boxele alea cool \u0219i conver\u0219ii s-au cump\u0103rat din banii de sandvi\u0219 pe care mi-i dai tu?<\/p>\n

-Da, m\u0103, fiule, dar nu \u0219tiu, nu vrei s\u0103… habar n-am, eu la v\u00e2rsta ta fumam.<\/p>\n

-Bleaks, ce obicei nes\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n

-Eu la v\u00e2rsta ta m\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tam.<\/p>\n

-Nu-mi place alcoolul, tat\u0103. Te  ame\u021be\u0219te \u0219i te face s\u0103 te sim\u021bi r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

-Exact asta e ideea!<\/p>\n

-\u0218i de ce s\u0103 te sim\u021bi r\u0103u degeaba? Mai bine \u00eemi fac un smoothie de fructe \u0219i m\u0103 simt bine.<\/p>\n

-Eu la v\u00e2rsta ta c\u00e2ntam la foc de tab\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n

-S\u0103-mi umplu fundul de c\u0103pu\u0219e. Bye!<\/p>\n

-Eu la v\u00e2rsta ta eram \u00eendr\u0103gostit.<\/p>\n

-Tat\u0103, femeile sunt un abis economic pentru un b\u0103rbat. \u00cen plus, ultimele mele cinci match-uri pe Tinder mi-au dat toate link la contul lor de Onlyfans, 5 euro abonamentul lunar.<\/p>\n

-Eu la v\u00e2rsta ta…<\/p>\n

-Tat\u0103, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut multe prostii la v\u00e2rsta mea \u0219i \u021bi-ai ratat via\u021ba, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 te iubesc oricum. Dar nu te sup\u0103ra, trebuie s\u0103 intru live pe YouTube, am un collab \u0219i dac\u0103 merge bine, scot vreo 500 de euro. Tu la ce v\u00e2rst\u0103 ai v\u0103zut 500 de euro la un loc?<\/p>\n

-….<\/p>\n

-Aha. Pentru c\u0103 f\u0103ceai prostii, \u00een loc s\u0103 faci bani. \u00cemi \u021bii \u0219i mie blenda asta, dac\u0103 tot e\u0219ti aici?<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place acest blog, fii un partener la men\u0163inerea lui.<\/p>\n

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\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Ascult\u0103 Jet pe Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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