{"id":19977,"date":"2020-07-06T19:00:12","date_gmt":"2020-07-06T16:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=19977"},"modified":"2020-07-06T19:28:41","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T16:28:41","slug":"sparcaieli-creieristice-ep-3-editia-cu-fufe-nesimtite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sparcaieli-creieristice-ep-3-editia-cu-fufe-nesimtite\/","title":{"rendered":"Sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ieli creieristice, ep. 3: Edi\u0163ia cu fufe nesim\u0163ite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bine a\u0163i vemit la Sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ieli creieristice. Serialul online \u00een care lu\u0103m un comentariu izvor\u00e2t direct din pu\u0163ul g\u00e2ndirii \u015fi \u00eel facem bul\u0103 papal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei creierismul de azi este:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/proastapluii.jpg?ssl=1\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19978\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/proastapluii.jpg?resize=616%2C344&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"616\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/proastapluii.jpg?w=616&amp;ssl=1 616w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/proastapluii.jpg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/proastapluii.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 616px) 100vw, 616px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ce avem aici, doamnelor \u015fi domnilor? Avem mentalitatea de \u0163\u0103ranc\u0103 bor\u00e2t\u0103. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-o-aventura-extraconjugala\/\">Aia care acuz\u0103 &#8220;cealalt\u0103 femeie&#8221; c\u0103 a &#8220;stricat casa&#8221;.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, pentru animala asta pocnibil\u0103 peste muf\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 face ploaie de din\u0163i, nu b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163elul care FACE AVANSURI \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi \u00een dreapta este principalul element responsabil, ci persoanele care accept\u0103, poate, o ofert\u0103 care li se pare interesant\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>De unde vine mentalitatea de \u0163\u0103ranc\u0103 bor\u00e2t\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Din ideile tradi\u0163ionaliste, c\u0103 e normal ca masculul s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 urm\u0103 de onoare \u015fi integritate, c\u0103 doar e b\u0103rbat \u015fi totul \u00eei este iertat by default, \u015fi c\u0103 singurul vinovat, \u00een cazul unei acupl\u0103ri neconforme cu morala, e femeia, care e automat fuf\u0103 \u015fi c***\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Chit c\u0103 au dansat doi acel tango, cotcodacul \u0163\u0103r\u0103ncii bor\u00e2te e pe femeie \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<p>Recapitul\u0103m articolul de azi.<\/p>\n<p>Gigel, cu nevasta de fa\u0163\u0103, s-a dat insistent, toat\u0103 seara, la fata pe care a remarcat-o. Gigel a c\u0103utat-o, Gigel a contactat-o, Gigel a pistonat-o la cap p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd ea a cedat.<\/p>\n<p>Dar vina e exclusiv a fufei nesim\u0163ite.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd fata a \u00eencercat s\u0103 pun\u0103 stop \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencerce o rela\u0163ie cu\u00a0 un b\u0103rbat liber, Gigel a devenit recalcitrant, s-a b\u0103gar \u00een cuplul nou format, a \u00eenceput s\u0103-l alunge pe pretendentul serios, s\u0103 promit\u0103 marea cu sarea \u015fi s\u0103 trag\u0103 de gagic\u0103 s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u00eenapoi. Chit c\u0103 Gigel era cel c\u0103s\u0103torit.<\/p>\n<p>Dar cotcodacul \u0163\u0103r\u0103ncii bor\u00e2te e preponderent pe femeie.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd fata a vorbit cu so\u0163ia, \u015fi-a dat seama ce dram\u0103 e de fapt \u00een familia aia \u015fi a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 se retrag\u0103 ea &#8211; de\u015fi chiar nu era obligat\u0103 cu nimic s-o fac\u0103, a dovedit mai mult\u0103 omenie dec\u00e2t Gigel \u00een \u00eentreaga lui via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dar cotcodacul \u0163\u0103r\u0103ncii \u0103steia bor\u00e2te e tot pe femeie.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru ea \u015fi restul de \u0163\u0103r\u0103nci bor\u00e2te &#8211; v\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i voi &#8211; c\u0103rora v-am \u015fters comentariile pe Facebook, nu de alta dar nu risc o lun\u0103 de ban s\u0103 v\u0103 spun ce imbecile f\u0103r\u0103 margini sunte\u0163i, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 absolvi\u0163i de vin\u0103 pwlifriciul incapabil de loialitate \u015fi cinste, \u015fi le b\u0103l\u0103c\u0103ri\u0163i doar pe cele care cedeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i, c\u00e2rpe lipsite de demnitate.<\/p>\n<p>Infectul \u0103la E CEL CARE v-a jurat credin\u0163\u0103 etern\u0103 la altar. Alte femei nu v-au jurat nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Infectul \u0103la E CEL CARE se freac\u0103 precum un animal \u00een c\u0103lduri de tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103-\u015fi onoreze obliga\u0163iile de so\u0163 \u015fi tat\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de voi. E greu de crezut c\u0103 alte femei l-ar b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103 dac\u0103 ar sta \u00een mor\u0163ii lui lini\u015ftit \u015fi ar face ce a jurat c\u0103 va face: s\u0103 v\u0103 iubeasc\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103 respecte la bine \u015fi la r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>Nu alte femei sunt problema, vaci imbecile. Alte femei doar se nimeresc s\u0103 fie acolo. Dar ar putea s\u0103 plu\u0103 cu pi&#8230; tpalaci \u00een copaci. Dac\u0103 masculul vostru ar fi un om onorabil, ar zice, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i, doamnelor, eu am so\u0163ie \u015fi copii acas\u0103, je vous prie de m&#8217;excuser.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai \u00eenjura\u0163i alte femei c\u0103 ave\u0163i ni\u015fte egocentrici narcisi\u015fti care nu au alte c\u0103i de a-\u015fi valida masculinitatea angoasat\u0103 dec\u00e2t fug\u0103rind fust\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu le ajunge a voastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Lua\u0163i-l pe prost de guler \u015fi \u00eentreba\u0163i-l: &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ia zi, b\u0103i, kkt dotat accidental cu buletin, ce mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii c***e pe care se pare c\u0103 ai mo\u015ftenit-o \u00een nevoia irepresibil\u0103 de co\u0163\u0103ial\u0103 mi-ai jurat la altar \u015fi de ce mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii c***e nu \u00ee\u0163i \u0163ii jur\u0103mintele?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu v\u0103 \u0163ine, corect?<\/p>\n<p>El, s\u0103racul, face avansuri, c\u0103 at\u00e2ta \u00eel duce \u015fi pe el c\u0103pu\u0163ul, s\u0103racul, nu avem ce s\u0103-i cerem.<\/p>\n<p>Ba ai, inepto. EL \u0162I-A JURAT LUCRURI.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat cu o bun\u0103 situa\u0163ie material\u0103 face avansuri, vor exista femei, LIBERE DE ORICE JUR\u0102M\u00c2NT, care vor \u00eenh\u0103\u0163a superoferta. De ce n-ar face-o? ELE SUNT LIBERE. EL NU E.<\/p>\n<p>So: dirija\u0163i-v\u0103 frustr\u0103rile de nef***e c\u0103tre adev\u0103ratul ini\u0163iator al situa\u0163iei \u015fi l\u0103sa\u0163i alte femei \u00een pace.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103car asta mic\u0103 din poveste a anun\u0163at c\u0103 d\u0103 check out. Dar ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dac\u0103 d\u0103 ea check out? Viermele va veni t\u00e2r\u00e2\u015f la voi?<\/p>\n<p>Nu, g\u0103ini proaste. Un om cu adev\u0103rat committed era deja la voi, nu trebuia s\u0103-l extrage\u0163i voi cu forcepsul din p***a alteia.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 d\u0103 ea check out, cretinelor, animalul va continua s\u0103 se frece. De Ionela, de Maricica, de Oana, de Geta \u015fi de st\u00e2lpul de telegraf, dac\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne nimic \u00eensufle\u0163it \u00een jur.<\/p>\n<p>Primordiala problem\u0103 e CARACTERUL LUI.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai porc\u0103i\u0163i degeaba alte femei. G\u0103ini proaste ce sunte\u0163i. Prea proaste s\u0103 vede\u0163i cine e cel care-\u015fi bate joc de voi cu adev\u0103rat \u00een situa\u0163ia dat\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi fi sus\u021bin\u0103tori de n\u0103dejde.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe <a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bine a\u0163i vemit la Sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ieli creieristice. 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