{"id":20010,"date":"2020-07-10T13:25:23","date_gmt":"2020-07-10T10:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20010"},"modified":"2020-07-10T13:30:08","modified_gmt":"2020-07-10T10:30:08","slug":"ce-pxla-mea-e-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-pxla-mea-e-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce pxla mea e real??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi trimite o agen\u0163ie un anun\u0163 de casting \u015fi \u00eemi cere self tape.<br \/>\nEu, lately, am p\u0103rul foarte scurt, pentru c\u0103 NU m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 lupt cu el degeaba pe canicul\u0103. De asemenea, am o colec\u0163ie imens\u0103 de peruci. De asemenea, chiar \u015ftiu s\u0103 le port, s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 sunt eu. Num\u0103ra\u0163i perucile din clipul \u0103sta. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u76cl8GnVss?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u015ei le r\u0103spund c\u0103 pot face un self tape cu o peruc\u0103 lung\u0103, if needed. <\/p>\n<p>La care agentul de casting m\u0103 n\u0103uce\u015fte cu urm\u0103toarea inep\u0163ie c\u00e2t casa poporului. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nu, vreau ca pozele s\u0103 fie reale&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Obsesia asta cu realitatea a industriei de entertainment rom\u00e2ne\u015fti nu e doar antientertainment, nu e numai anticreativitate, ci e imbecil\u0103 \u015fi dobitoac\u0103 \u00een general, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 oper\u0103m cu industrii care \u00ee\u015fi bazeaz\u0103 activitatea pe jocul de-a iluzia \u015fi pe suspension of disbelief. <\/p>\n<p>Ce pxla mea \u00eenseamn\u0103 real? <\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd industria cosmetic\u0103 \u015fi industria machiajului sunt special create s\u0103 schimbe \u00een bine ce e real?<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd industria textil\u0103 creeaz\u0103 \u00een special haine care s\u0103 te fac\u0103 mai hip sau mai cool, mai slab sau mai gras, \u00een func\u0163ie de iluzia optic\u0103 pe care vrei s-o ob\u0163ii? <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 tot vrei real, de ce nu \u00eemi ceri nudes? (lol, don&#8217;t you dare, c\u0103 te sparg.)<br \/>\nCe g\u00e2tlejul m\u0103-tii te intereseaz\u0103 pe tine ce frizur\u0103 am eu \u00een timpul meu liber dac\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd pot o peruc\u0103, juri c\u0103 sunt blond\u0103 \/ ro\u015fcat\u0103 \/ \u015faten\u0103 \/ brunet\u0103 \/ random cu p\u0103rul lung \/ scurt \/ mediu. <\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 zece ani de jurmaliam, m-am retras definitiv pe propriul site dintr-un singur motiv: NU MAI PUTEAM CU PRO\u015eTII.<br \/>\n\u015ei c\u0103 m-a\u0163i \u00eentrebat unii, mali\u0163ios, de ce nu am mai mult\u0103 activitate \u00een showbizul rom\u00e2nesc?<br \/>\nDin exact acela\u015fi motiv:<br \/>\nNU MAI POT CU PRO\u015eTII. <\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 tot vre\u0163i real, de ce pxla mea de tractorist nu angaja\u0163i interlopi din Rahova s\u0103 v\u0103 joace interlopii de pe micile ecrane? <\/p>\n<p>Real, real, dar nici chiar a\u015fa. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei atunci, care pxla mea de mecanic auto e diferen\u0163a \u00eentre un actor cuminte \u015fi bun, care a terminat ATF, dar, de\u015fi e intelectual de ora\u015f, \u00ee\u0163i creeaz\u0103 iluzia perfect\u0103 a unui Badea Ion din Cucuie\u0163ii de Deal, \u015fi mine care, de\u015fi sunt un semib\u0103iat cu p\u0103r de 3 cm, \u00ee\u0163i pot crea iluzia unei blonde extrem de mi\u0163i-pi\u0163i cu un pic de makeup \u015fi o peruc\u0103??? <\/p>\n<p>NU MAI POT CU PRO\u015eTII. <\/p>\n<p>O repet, \u00een caz c\u0103 nu s-a auzit. <\/p>\n<p>NU MAI POT CU PRO\u015eTII. <\/p>\n<p>NU<\/p>\n<p>MAI<\/p>\n<p>POT <\/p>\n<p>CU <\/p>\n<p>PRO\u015eTII. <\/p>\n<p>Care \u015ftii s\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fti dogmele realismului mititel \u015fi banal, contacteaz\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 lucr\u0103m. Care nu, mar\u015f \u00een pxla mea de sculer matri\u0163er. <\/p>\n<p>Oare am men\u0163ionat c\u0103 nu mai pot cu pro\u015ftii? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi trimite o agen\u0163ie un anun\u0163 de casting \u015fi \u00eemi cere self tape. 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