{"id":20070,"date":"2020-07-18T11:34:28","date_gmt":"2020-07-18T08:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20070"},"modified":"2020-07-18T11:34:28","modified_gmt":"2020-07-18T08:34:28","slug":"azi-citim-literatura-isterica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/azi-citim-literatura-isterica\/","title":{"rendered":"Azi citim: literatur\u0103 isteric\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am cerut fragmente literare hazlii involuntar, s\u0103 le satiriz\u0103m. Mi-a r\u0103spuns un cititor numit R\u0103zvan Koreni, cu o crea\u021bie proprie. M-a rugat s\u0103 i-o iau la mi\u0219to. Ceea ce fac, dar cu oarecare fric\u0103, pentru c\u0103 citind-o, am realizat c\u0103 \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bii au ciclu. \u0218i prin urmare, PMS.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v\u0103 aduna\u021bi 40.000 de likes pe Lorena Lupu Artist Page, promit s\u0103 fac \u0219i videouri \u00een care citesc aceste minun\u0103\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p>Dar s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m bardul s\u0103 gr\u0103iasc\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><strong>E\u0219ti fericit\u0103?<br \/>\nAm \u00een\u021beles, voi trage dung\u0103 peste<br \/>\nN\u0103dejdea inutila. F\u0103 la fel.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Se pare c\u0103 ea f\u0103cuse anticipat, bro, de vreme ce n\u0103dejdea e inutil\u0103. Recomandarea asta e futil\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu te mai c\u00e2nt \u00een versuri niciodat\u0103<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u0218i nici nu \u0219tiu de ai s\u0103 mai cite\u0219ti<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dar de unde \u0219tii c\u0103 citea p\u00e2n\u0103 acum? Poate tu trimiteai linkuri \u0219i ea bomb\u0103nea tu-v\u0103-n gur\u0103 cu spamul vostru.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Din \u00eent\u00e2mplare r\u00e2ndurile-acestea<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00cen care a\u0219 vrea sa fii ce nu mai e\u0219ti.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Uite, \u0103sta e chiar un vers decent. \u0218i autentic. Primul.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu te mai c\u00e2nt \u00een versuri niciodat\u0103.] \u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ion Minulescu a sunat, \u00ee\u0219i cere repeti\u021biile de versuri \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u2013 Intro<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>El Nino feat Eufonic, Jianu, Samurai,Stres-\u201eAdio, Maria!\u201e<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fr\u0103\u021biorii mei poe\u021bi, hai s\u0103 v\u0103 spun o chestie. Trimiterile astea la melodioare mi se par penibilu\u021be. Le tot v\u0103d \u00een poezie pe internet \u0219i nu le \u00een\u021beleg. E treaba ta de poet s\u0103 creezi muzica specific\u0103 a textului prin caden\u021b\u0103 \u0219i flow.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Era \u0219i timpul\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bine te-am g\u0103sit \u00een marea ta minciun\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u0103 doare sufletul atunci c\u00e2nd te privesc \u0219i observ \u00een ce hal ai putut s\u0103 ajungi. Pentru ce?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vaaaai. Asta \u00eemi aminte\u0219te de mesaje pe facebook: Ce faci frumy, vii la un sukk? Mnup. Bine, atunci e\u0219ti ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i gras\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De ce aceast\u0103 apuc\u0103tur\u0103 masculin\u0103: c\u00e2nd problema e c\u0103 nu te f, tu mimezi c\u0103 problema e \u00een ce hal a ajuns? St\u0103 tot unde st\u0103tea c\u00e2nd te f-ea, avea cam aceia\u0219i bani, nu s-a schimbat nimic. N-a ajuns nic\u0103ieri, e tot acolo. Nu mai face\u021bi asta. Nu ob\u021bine\u021bi dec\u00e2t \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva femei furioase care se rad \u00een cap \u0219i scriu pe net c\u0103 vor moarte tuturor b\u0103rba\u021bilor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu o s\u0103 te jignesc, \u00een niciun fel, po\u021bi s\u0103 stai linistit\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pariez c\u0103 ba da.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103zbun, pentru c\u0103 nu \u0103sta e genul meu. Sunt R\u0103zviiiii\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lol. \u00cen ce hal a ajuns?<\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u0103 \u0219tii tu.. sau poate doar ai impresia asta.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sau, \u00een punctul \u00een care e eul narativ cu iubita din text, nici n-o foarte intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vreau s\u0103 raspunzi la ni\u0219te \u00eentreb\u0103ri, nu mie. Vreau s\u0103 mergi \u00een fa\u021ba oglinzii \u0219i s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti cu persoana pe care o vezi acolo, s\u0103-i spui ce sim\u021bi, cum e\u0219ti, dar s\u0103 fii sincer\u0103, te rog.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 o s\u0103 fac\u0103 fix asta la recomandarea ta expres\u0103, haha.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eticheta \u2026 M\u0103 rog, etichetele pe care le ai, nu sunt puse de mine, doar ca s\u0103 \u0219tii.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tehnic\u0103 clasic\u0103 de gaslighting. Eul \u0103sta narativ e cam m\u00e2r\u0219av. \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 induc\u0103 paranoia \u00een interlocutoare. C\u0103 poate dac\u0103 se simte ap\u0103sat\u0103 de peer pressure, \u00eel mai f o dat\u0103 \u00een sil\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong> Dar e ok, eu nu o s\u0103 te judec, e via\u021ba ta, e\u0219ti liber\u0103 s\u0103 faci ce vrei, nu e\u0219ti o juc\u0103rie, nu te de\u021bin. Nu sunt aici s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun ce s\u0103 faci, ce e bine \u0219i ce e r\u0103u. Te las cu o enigm\u0103:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Spune-mi, tu e\u0219ti m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de tine? Ai vrea s\u0103 ai un copil a\u0219a?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wooowww. La genul de iritare pe care o induce acest discurs, cred c\u0103 r\u0103spunsul va fi: Cea mai m\u00e2ndr\u0103. Vreau s\u0103 am cinci copii a\u0219a, preferabil cu tata, c\u0103 mai bine \u00eel f pe el dec\u00e2t pe tine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stau \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cum..<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Nu o s\u0103 te jignesc, \u00een niciun fel, po\u021bi s\u0103 stai linistit\u0103. Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103zbun, pentru c\u0103 nu \u0103sta e genul meu. Sunt R\u0103zviiiii\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>M\u0103 \u0219tii tu.. sau poate doar ai impresia asta.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Vreau s\u0103 raspunzi la ni\u0219te \u00eentreb\u0103ri, nu mie. Vreau s\u0103 mergi \u00een fa\u021ba oglinzii \u0219i s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti cu persoana pe care o vezi acolo, s\u0103-i spui ce sim\u021bi, cum e\u0219ti, dar s\u0103 fii sincer\u0103, te rog.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Eticheta \u2026 M\u0103 rog, etichetele pe care le ai, nu sunt puse de mine, doar ca s\u0103 \u0219tii. Dar e ok, eu nu o s\u0103 te judec, e via\u021ba ta, e\u0219ti liber\u0103 s\u0103 faci ce vrei, nu e\u0219ti o juc\u0103rie, nu te de\u021bin. Nu sunt aici s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun ce s\u0103 faci, ce e bine \u0219i ce e r\u0103u. Te las cu o enigm\u0103:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Spune-mi, tu e\u0219ti m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de tine? Ai vrea s\u0103 ai un copil a\u0219a?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bro, vezi c\u0103 te repe\u021bi. \u0218i crede-m\u0103, pasajul nu e at\u00e2t de memorabil s\u0103 merite. Doar dac\u0103 tu, autorul, \u021bii de fapt cu iubita \u0219i \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103 faci s\u0103 v\u0103d ce pain \u00een zona dorsal\u0103 era eul poetic \u0219i c\u00e2t\u0103 dreptate are ea s\u0103 \u00eel dea naibii, dar m\u0103 \u00eendoiesc c\u0103 ai inten\u021bii at\u00e2t de alambicate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stau \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc cum..<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Te-am cunoscut, te-am ajutat, te-am certat, te-am educat, te-am iertat, te-am ap\u0103rat, te-am iubit, ti-am oferit \u0219i tu mi-ai luat, dup\u0103 care m-ai tr\u0103dat&#8230;\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>OK, \u0103sta e un vers decent \u0219i cu sens, dar dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi trimiteai fragmentul \u00een mod deliberat pentru citit, ci era o carte cump\u0103rat\u0103 de mine s\u0103 m\u0103 relaxez, nu ajungeam p\u00e2n\u0103 aici. Dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 citesc elucubra\u021bii de genul, intru \u00een mesaje private pe facebook \u0219i le citesc gratis de la necunoscu\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A\u0219a c\u0103 \u2026 Ce zici?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 iei peste picior\u2026 p\u0103cat c\u0103 te \u00eempiedici.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lol. Asta ar fi putut fi cute, dac\u0103 nu venea dup\u0103 tot oceanul de victimiz\u0103ri de femeie la ciclu de mai sus. A\u0219a, m\u0103 face doar s\u0103 dau ochii peste cap.<\/p>\n<p><strong>E\u0219ti convins\u0103 c\u0103 le \u0219tii pe toate? Crede-m\u0103, nu \u0219tii tu, ce \u0219tiu pere\u021bii.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Huh? Asta \u00eemi aduce aminte de un banc:<\/p>\n<p>-Nenorocitule, \u0219tiu tooot! Tooot!!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, bine. \u00cen ce an a avut loc b\u0103t\u0103lia de la Rovine?<\/p>\n<p>Care e rostul acestei remarci cu \u0219tiutul tot, sau pe toate, dac\u0103 contextul e o desp\u0103r\u021bire, nu tez\u0103 la istorie?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oare ai r\u0103mas cu ceva din ce am vorbit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jetonul meu e pe: cu o durere de cap.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vreau s\u0103 te mai rog ceva..<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>O, nuuu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu mai \u00eemi folosi numele, nu mai vorbi \u00een locul meu \u0219i \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 folose\u0219ti jocurile tale copil\u0103re\u0219ti pe mine.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Era mai interesant s\u0103 ne dai \u00een poezie mai multe ipostaze \u00een care \u021bi-a folosit numele \u0219i etc, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0219iri toate cli\u0219eele nefu&#8230; ului din toate timpurile. S\u0103 pot empatiza,\u00a0 eu, cititor, cu problema. A\u0219a, nu mi-e deloc clar ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, v\u0103d doar un tip foarte r\u0103nit \u00een orgoliu care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 mimeze c\u0103 decizia desp\u0103r\u021birii e a lui, de\u0219i ea e cea care are alte interese.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aici \u00eencheiem telenovela.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Thank YOU, LORD JESUS!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Te ui\u021bi \u00een ochii mei \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 s-a terminat\u2026 de fapt, \u00een ce ochi s\u0103 te mai ui\u021bi?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ok, dar gata, da? C\u0103 am programare la coafor \u00een 20 de minute \u0219i m\u0103 \u021bii.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Te pup, acolo unde c\u00e2ndva g\u0103seam o inim\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta ar fi putut fi un final bun. Dar nu la acest talme\u0219 -balme\u0219 de orori.<\/p>\n<p>Sfat prietenesc.<\/p>\n<p>Stabile\u0219te mintal situa\u021bia: Vasilica \u00eel p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te pe Ionel pentru c\u0103 motiv. S\u0103 zicem, n-are bani, el e frustrat c\u0103 n-are bani, ea e frustrat\u0103 c\u0103 n-are bani \u0219i \u00een ultima vreme, o tot vede c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 likes pe Facebook cu Codin Maticiuc.<\/p>\n<p>Automat, \u0219i frustrarea cap\u0103t\u0103 un sens clar, \u0219i tr\u0103irile devin mai empatizabile, \u0219i ne putem identifica \u0219i noi cu emo\u021biile lui.<\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd o poezie seam\u0103n\u0103 cu ie\u0219irea isteric\u0103 a unui gigel care \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 add \u0219i se bag\u0103 direct la mesaje private s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe ce faci \u00een seara asta, \u0219i nu-i place replica &#8220;nimic care s\u0103 te priveasc\u0103&#8221;, m-ai pierdut de cititor.<\/p>\n<p>N-a\u015f putea prezenta un asemenea demers dec\u00e2t \u00eentr-un registru inten\u0163ionat autorironic:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015etiu c\u0103 m\u0103 placi, a dracu&#8217; pielea pe tine,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu-mi r\u0103spunzi la mesaje private?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu-i problem\u0103, mai trimit,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>E ok, e gratis<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei noaptea e lung\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Iar filmele p***o au prostul obicei s\u0103 se termine prea repede<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Iar actri\u0163ele de pe ecran<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu reac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 niciodat\u0103 c\u00e2nd le spun adev\u0103rul: c\u0103 sunt cele mai josnice c***e<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 le scot la un suc.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015ei tu e\u015fti c***\u0103, b\u0103i, c***o,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dac\u0103 nu erai, \u00eemi r\u0103spundeai.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dar nimeni, nici m\u0103car Dumnezeu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu-l ignor\u0103 pe Fane Cais\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ai \u00een\u0163eles, c***o?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u0103 seen o dat\u0103, nesim\u0163ito!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A\u015fa, f\u0103, blocheaz\u0103-m\u0103,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Na\u0163ie de blocate vaginal ce sunte\u0163i!! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu, bunico, nu sting lumina, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 la fizic\u0103, \u00een plm.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Am lucrare m\u00e2ine! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd tu, autorul, vezi lucid c\u00e2t de prost f\u0103cut gr\u0103mad\u0103 e personajul pe care \u00eel propui, po\u0163i \u00een\u015fira o ton\u0103 de cli\u015fee stupide pe care le plusezi deliberat. Dar nu ai cum s\u0103 faci poezie de calitate cu ele la modul serios.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi fi sus\u021bin\u0103tori de n\u0103dejde.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe <a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am cerut fragmente literare hazlii involuntar, s\u0103 le satiriz\u0103m. Mi-a r\u0103spuns un cititor numit R\u0103zvan Koreni, cu o crea\u021bie proprie. M-a rugat s\u0103 i-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18773,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sister_shook_james_charles.jpg?fit=750%2C421&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20070"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20072,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20070\/revisions\/20072"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}