{"id":20083,"date":"2020-07-21T10:08:41","date_gmt":"2020-07-21T07:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20083"},"modified":"2020-07-21T10:26:47","modified_gmt":"2020-07-21T07:26:47","slug":"nu-le-stii-pe-toate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-le-stii-pe-toate\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu le \u015ftii pe toate"},"content":{"rendered":"

E o fraz\u0103 folosit\u0103 \u00een primul r\u00e2nd de b\u0103rba\u0163i.
\nAm citit-o \u015fi \u00een “poezia isteric\u0103<\/a>“<\/strong> de acum c\u00e2teva zile. Unde un eu poetic se certa sup\u0103rat cu o domni\u015foar\u0103, \u015fi problema lui nu era c\u0103 distinsa se d\u0103 brusc Sir Isaac Newton, ci strict faptul c\u0103 s-a reorientat emo\u0163ional. Ceea ce e dureros, \u00een\u0163eleg, dar f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu \u015firul lui Fibonacci sau cu principiul vaselor comunicante. <\/p>\n

O citesc periodic \u015fi \u00een rubrica de comentarii. De obicei, e dat\u0103 de specimene care au un puseu de invidie v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u00e2t\u0103 anima\u0163ie \u015fi trafic e pe pagina mea de Facebook \u015fi cum ei nu reu\u015fesc s\u0103 treac\u0103 de 50 de subscriberi nici dac\u0103 se filmeaz\u0103 st\u00e2nd \u00een cap \u015fi aplaud\u00e2nd din urechi.
\nAr vrea s\u0103 combat\u0103 ceva, s\u0103 conteste ceva, s\u0103 se impun\u0103 cumva, dar nu au nici inteligen\u0163a, nici argumenta\u0163ia, nici abiitatea de a observa un am\u0103nunt subtil atacabil. <\/p>\n

\u015ei atunci o dau ampl\u0103 \u015fi pleo\u015ftit\u0103 cu un cli\u015feu care nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nimic, dar care, da, e adev\u0103rat pentru oricine:
\n“Nu le \u015ftii pe toate”. <\/p>\n

Pe toate, a\u015fa, \u00een general. <\/p>\n

Pas\u0103mite, ca s\u0103 corespunzi standardelor de content ale Domnului Sxl\u0103-n P\u0103sul\u0103, ar trebui s\u0103 fii expert \u00een toate \u015ftiin\u0163ele. Absolventul tuturor facult\u0103\u0163ilor din lume. Chit c\u0103 Sxl\u0103-n P\u0103sul\u0103 nu \u015ftie s\u0103 pun\u0103 cratima corect \u015fi scrie miau legat ca pisica. <\/p>\n

\u015ei cum rahat se presupune s-o comba\u0163i pe asta cu “nu le \u015ftii pe toate”?
\n“Ba le \u015ftiu” ar \u00eensemna s\u0103 fii mai prost dec\u00e2t emitentul numitei imbecilit\u0103\u0163i. <\/p>\n

“Uime\u015fte-m\u0103 cu ceva ce nu \u015ftiu”. Dac\u0103 o zici pe asta, ri\u015fti s\u0103-\u0163i trimit\u0103 o poz\u0103 cu organul. <\/p>\n

“E suficient pentru acest dialog s\u0103 fiu informat\u0103 pe tem\u0103, mul\u0163umesc”.
\nCred c\u0103 asta e. <\/p>\n

Anyway, b\u0103rba\u0163i. Nu to\u0163i, ci cei cu acest comportament.
\n Dac\u0103 nu a\u0163i ini\u0163ia dialoguri f\u0103r\u0103 sens \u00een care s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u0163i s\u0103 submina\u0163i gratuit interlocutori care nu v-au gre\u015fit cu nimic \u015fi nu au nimic cu voi, nu a\u0163i avea de ce s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u0103ieta\u0163i c\u0103 v\u0103 marginalizeaz\u0103 lumea \u015fi c\u0103 nu vrea nimeni s\u0103 se joace cu voi. <\/p>\n

\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, dar c\u00e2nd \u00eemi spui c\u0103 nu le \u015ftiu pe toate \u00een orice alt context dec\u00e2t corectarea unei lucr\u0103ri de control – \u015fi nu mai dau lucr\u0103ri de control de 15 ani – e ca \u015fi cum ai veni cu pancarta “Sunt un bou pasiv agresiv \u015fi a\u015f vrea s\u0103 te combat, dar nu am cu ce.” <\/p>\n

Exist\u0103 un singur r\u0103spuns la chestia asta, \u015fi, citit de la dreapta la st\u00e2nga, se aude ALUPIGUS. <\/p>\n

Dar serios. <\/p>\n

Voi, cititorii normali, care m\u0103 “savura\u0163i” pentru amuzament \u015fi nu prin lentila frustr\u0103rilor de nef***. A\u0163i folosit vreodat\u0103 abera\u0163ia cu “nu le \u015ftii pe toate”? \u015ei dac\u0103 da, pentru ce? Ca r\u0103spuns la ce? Ce a n\u0103scut \u00een voi nevoia de a emana aceste cuvinte, \u00een exact aceast\u0103 ordine? \u00cen ce mod ajut\u0103 acest cli\u015feu orice form\u0103 de interac\u0163iune? <\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi fi sus\u021bin\u0103tori de n\u0103dejde.<\/p>\n

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