{"id":20136,"date":"2020-07-27T12:44:01","date_gmt":"2020-07-27T09:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20136"},"modified":"2020-07-27T12:44:01","modified_gmt":"2020-07-27T09:44:01","slug":"posta-involuntara-a-redactiei-cuconetul-straight-care-vrea-parada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-involuntara-a-redactiei-cuconetul-straight-care-vrea-parada\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta involuntar\u0103 a redac\u0163iei: Cuconetul straight care vrea parad\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oferim iubire cititorului, dar periodic, \u00eei oferim \u015fi un bocanc \u00een gur\u0103, c\u00e2nd neinteligen\u0163a lui emo\u0163ional\u0103 o cere.<br \/>\nAzi nu avem o misiv\u0103, ci un comentariu care t\u00e2rfe\u015fte aten\u0163ie, \u015fi, din bun\u0103tatea inimii noastre, i-o oferim.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20137\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/vita-1.jpg?resize=415%2C85&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"85\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/vita-1.jpg?w=415&amp;ssl=1 415w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/vita-1.jpg?resize=300%2C61&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/vita-1.jpg?resize=150%2C31&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eroarea \u00een care se afl\u0103\u00a0 aceast\u0103 tanti e eroarea privilegia\u0163ilor \u00een general. E eroarea \u0103lora care r\u0103spund la &#8220;Black Lives Matter&#8221;, un motto n\u0103scut din faptul c\u0103 poli\u0163ia din SUA trateaz\u0103 cu mult mai mult\u0103 brutalitate \u015fi mult mai multe gloan\u0163e f\u0103r\u0103 motiv un suspect afro-american, dec\u00e2t pe unul alb, cu &#8220;All Lives Matter&#8221;, de parc\u0103 ar fi disputat cineva dreptul fiin\u0163ei umane la via\u0163\u0103, libertate \u015fi c\u0103utarea\u00a0 fericirii.<\/p>\n<p>Tanti asta e straight. Nimeni nu a umilit-o m\u0103car o zi din via\u0163a ei pentru c\u0103 e straight. Nimeni nu i-a zis s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 la sentimentele lui tati, lui mami, la ce o s\u0103 spunem vecinilor, la vaaai, dar nu po\u0163i totu\u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencerci cu femei, c\u0103 poate n-ai g\u0103sit fata potrivit\u0103 pentru tine, la &#8220;ai cunoscut vreo fat\u0103 mi\u015fto \u00een ultima vreme?&#8221;, la speran\u0163e \u015fi presiuni iritante c\u0103 totu\u015fi, dac\u0103 munce\u015fte mult cu sine, &#8220;\u00ee\u015fi revine&#8221;, la drumuri f\u0103r\u0103 sens la biseric\u0103, unde unii cu barb\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i povestesc sf\u0103tos cum ajungi \u00een iad \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>Tanti asta nu a trecut NICI O SECUND\u0102 prin tot calvarul de \u015fantaj emo\u0163ional, agresiune verbal\u0103 \u015fi adeseori fizic\u0103, presiune, insisten\u0163e, \u015fi periodic discriminare de fa\u0163\u0103 prin care trece o persoan\u0103 queer.<\/p>\n<p>Tanti asta vrea doar libertatea s\u0103 \u0163ipe \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 parad\u0103, ca \u015fi cum ar fi trecut prin cele enumerate mai sus. De parc\u0103 ar fi parcurs calvarul neg\u0103rii de sine, al sentimentului c\u0103 \u0163i-ai dezam\u0103git apropia\u0163ii, al urii fa\u0163\u0103 de propria persoan\u0103 \u015fi al tuturor suferin\u0163elor la care presiunea societ\u0103\u0163ii i-a supus secole de r\u00e2nd pe cei queer.<\/p>\n<p>Apetitul ei fa\u0163\u0103 de pl\u0103 a fost \u00eencurajat din cea mai fraged\u0103 pruncie. I s-a zis ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 &#8220;s-o ia \u015fi pe ea cineva&#8221;. A fost \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at\u0103 cum s\u0103 plac\u0103 unui b\u0103rbat de rude, de prietene, de emisiuni tv, de reviste \u015fi de societate \u00een general. La pozele ei cu iubi, 68874 de cunoscu\u0163i \u015fi necunoscu\u0163i au dat like \u015fi au comentat &#8220;ce bine v\u0103 st\u0103, felicit\u0103ri&#8221;. La nunta ei, au venit neamurile \u015fi au cotizat dar de nunt\u0103. A putut da un party uria\u015f \u015fi nimeni nu i-a contestat acest drept.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei totu\u015fi, tanti vrea libertatea s\u0103 \u0163ipe \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 parad\u0103. Din cer\u015fetoria de aten\u0163ie specific\u0103 narcisi\u015ftilor care vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 toate problemele altora s\u0103 fie despre ei, chit c\u0103 ei nu au experimentat suferin\u0163a, s\u0103 \u015ftie cum e. Tanti asta e &#8220;All Lives Matter&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Tanti asta, dac\u0103 arde casa vecinului \u015fi vin pompierii, se arunc\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a ma\u015finii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stinge\u0163i-m\u0103 pe mine prima&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar dvs. nu arde\u0163i, doamn\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Adic\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 spune\u0163i c\u0103 eu nu merit stins\u0103??? Ce, noi\u00a0 straggots nu cont\u0103m???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Excelent\u0103 insulta asta cu straggots. \u015ei tanti asta e de pus pe poster. Modul \u00een care ceri drepturi egale c\u00e2nd tu le ai deja \u015fi e\u015fti \u00eencurajat\u0103 s\u0103 fii nevast\u0103 a\u015fa cum un queer nici n-ar visa s\u0103 fie \u00eencurajat s\u0103 fie el sau ea \u00eens\u0103\u015fi e \u00eens\u0103\u015fi defini\u0163ia de dic\u0163ionar a termenului &#8220;straggot&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>OK.<\/p>\n<p>Doamn\u0103, pute\u0163i face ce parad\u0103 vre\u0163i dumneavoasr\u0103. Aduna\u0163i alte vite cornute cam de acela\u015fi calibru, face\u0163i cerere la prim\u0103rie \u00een care explica\u0163i: &#8220;Suntem femei straight \u015fi vrem o parad\u0103 care s\u0103 sus\u0163in\u0103 dreptul nostru de a ne pl\u0103cea pla&#8221;. \u015ei men\u0163iona\u0163i traseul paradei, s\u0103 \u015ftie oamenii s\u0103 se organizeze cu traficul \u00een ziua X, la ora Y.<\/p>\n<p>Func\u0163ionarul o s\u0103 se uite un pic ciudat \u015fi o s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe \u00een sinea lui &#8220;Dar cine le interzice vitelor \u0103stora cornute s\u0103 le plac\u0103 pla, c\u00e2nd 90% din industria serviciilor se bazeaz\u0103 pe faptul c\u0103 le place pla&#8221;, dar va fi prea politicos s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. O s\u0103 \u00eenregistreze cererea \u015fi, \u00een termen de habar n-am c\u00e2te zile calendaristice, ve\u0163i primi de la doamna Firea aprobarea s\u0103 defila\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Poate vine \u015fi ea.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 v-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi fi sus\u021bin\u0103tori de n\u0103dejde.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe <a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oferim iubire cititorului, dar periodic, \u00eei oferim \u015fi un bocanc \u00een gur\u0103, c\u00e2nd neinteligen\u0163a lui emo\u0163ional\u0103 o cere. 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