{"id":2021,"date":"2010-02-02T21:57:20","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T18:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2021"},"modified":"2010-02-02T21:57:20","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T18:57:20","slug":"deci-ma-oftic-rau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/deci-ma-oftic-rau\/","title":{"rendered":"Deci, m\u0103 oftic. R\u0103u."},"content":{"rendered":"

Amicul meu Radu B\u00e2nzaru face cu o u\u015furin\u0163\u0103 ofticant\u0103 toate lucrurile la care eu nici m\u0103car nu \u00eendr\u0103znesc s\u0103 visez. De exemplu: a sl\u0103bit un num\u0103r de kilograme (prea multe pentru a le socoti f\u0103r\u0103 a face o criz\u0103 de oftic\u0103). Eu \u015fi voi de ce nu putem?? De ce Radu B\u00e2nzaru mai are pu\u0163in \u015fi defileaz\u0103 pe catwalk, \u00een timp ce noi ap\u0103s\u0103m greu p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, \u015fi sub pasul nostru se creeaz\u0103 rigole, oga\u015fe, ravene \u015fi toren\u0163i?? (da, m-a ascultat \u00een a noua la geografie, la “Eroziunea solului”, \u015fi n-am \u015ftiut. De aceea le \u015ftiu acum \u015fi-n somn!)<\/p>\n

Apoi, pe c\u00e2nd \u00eel invidiam eu mai cu spor, amicul meu Radu mai adaug\u0103 o lopat\u0103 de ciud\u0103 \u00een sufletul meu mic \u015fi negru ca smoala, trimi\u0163\u00e2ndu-mi urm\u0103toarea poz\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Da, el e. Being John Malkovich. Radu n-a jucat \u00een Being John Malkovich, ci doar \u00een sequel. “Being Near John Malkovich.”<\/p>\n

Gata, m\u0103 deloghez de pe blog \u015fi m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103t. Via\u0163a e o curv\u0103. Una celulitic\u0103, fumat\u0103 \u015fi cu labii blege.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Amicul meu Radu B\u00e2nzaru face cu o u\u015furin\u0163\u0103 ofticant\u0103 toate lucrurile la care eu nici m\u0103car nu \u00eendr\u0103znesc s\u0103 visez. De exemplu: a sl\u0103bit...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}