{"id":20215,"date":"2020-08-11T09:37:51","date_gmt":"2020-08-11T06:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20215"},"modified":"2020-08-11T09:37:51","modified_gmt":"2020-08-11T06:37:51","slug":"boul-care-iti-spune-ce-sa-f","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/boul-care-iti-spune-ce-sa-f\/","title":{"rendered":"Boul care \u00ee\u021bi spune ce s\u0103 f…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eu sunt genul de om care nu \u00ee\u0219i expune via\u021ba privat\u0103 pe social media. Aleg s\u0103 nu o fac, \u00een special pentru c\u0103, mai ales dac\u0103 e\u0219ti femeie, oamenii, \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bi, \u0219i femei, tind s\u0103 te trateze mai pu\u021bin ca pe un profesionist \u0219i ca pe un creator de content, \u0219i mai mult ca pe \u00eenc\u0103 o gagic\u0103 sau \u00eenc\u0103 o gospodin\u0103, \u0219i nu am chef de asta. Nu am chef de b\u00e2rfotec\u0103 infect\u0103, nu am chef de aluzii \u0219i apropouri \u0219i nu am chef de b\u0103g\u0103ri \u00een seam\u0103 amoroase. Dac\u0103 aveam chef de astea, deschideam bordel \u00een centru \u0219i garantez c\u0103 f\u0103ceam de zece ori banii pe care \u00eei fac din blog. <\/p>\n

Vreau ca oamenii s\u0103 \u00eemi citeasc\u0103, vad\u0103, etc. contentul \u0218I AT\u00c2T. Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 vad\u0103 exclusiv prin prisma a ceea ce creez \u0219i s\u0103 nu \u00eencurc\u0103m f\u0103r\u0103 rost borcanele, s\u0103 nu se mute aten\u021bia de pe subiectele \u0219i mesajul transmis pe aspecte de via\u021b\u0103 personal\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, real \u0219i onest, nu e cazul. Cum zicea ilustrul savant suedez Dr. Alban, It’s My Life. Nu l\u0103sa grija s\u0103 te abuzeze sexual.<\/p>\n

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Vezi-\u0163i dumitale de a m\u0103-tii, \u015fi eu \u00eemi v\u0103d de a mamei.<\/p>\n

OK?<\/p>\n

Bun.<\/p>\n

Apoi, vin boi sini\u015ftri ca \u0103sta:<\/p>\n

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Mizeria asta abominabil de proast\u0103 \u015fi de intruziv\u0103 s-a \u00eenfiin\u0163at la postarea la care eu descriam c\u00e2t e de pl\u0103cut s\u0103 por\u0163i p\u0103rul scurt. \u015ei-a permis s\u0103-mi atribuie o orientare sexual\u0103 in the first place \u015fi, colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, \u015fi-a permis s\u0103 asume c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 schimb ceva.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, coafura spune totul despre categoria de popula\u0163ie cu care vrei s\u0103 te dai hu\u0163a – hu\u0163a f\u0103r\u0103 leag\u0103n.<\/p>\n

Apoi, pentru c\u0103 Facebook nu-\u0163i mai permite s\u0103-\u0163i bagi ad\u00e2nc \u015fi ap\u0103sat p \u00een to\u0163i deceda\u0163ii materni ai unuia, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei f retroactiv maimu\u0163a originar\u0103 \u015fi inoculezi material genetic mai de calitate, f\u0103c\u00e2nd ca prostia scabroas\u0103 a urma\u015fului s\u0103 devin\u0103 improbabil\u0103 statistic, am zis doar wow. As in wow, Gigele, c\u00e2t e\u015fti de bou, mam\u0103\u0103\u0103. Wow, Gigele, e\u0219ti o \u00eentreag\u0103 ciread\u0103. Wow, ce proast\u0103 p a trecut pe la c m\u0103-tii, sau ce prost \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ar te-a recoltat de pe faian\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 te slobozeasc\u0103 \u00een c m\u0103-tii.<\/p>\n

Nu, nu risc o lun\u0103 de ban pentru o vit\u0103 oligofren\u0103, c\u0103 e prea mare pierderea. A\u015fa c\u0103 ne rezum\u0103m la wow. Cu toate cele de mai sus sub\u00een\u021belese. <\/p>\n

Prost \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit fiind, gigel a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 m\u0103 uimise ad\u00e2ncimea ferokit\u0103\u0163ii cu care comb\u0103tea \u015fi a revenit:<\/p>\n

P\u0103cat s\u0103 nu fii folosit\u0103 ca un obiect pentru lab\u0103 asistat\u0103 de cine crede boul de mine c\u0103 ar trebui.<\/p>\n

\u015fi eu spun din nou.<\/p>\n

Woow.<\/p>\n

Cum \u00ee\u015fi permit gunoaiele astea, fecalele astea dotate accidental cu buletin s\u0103 scrie a\u015fa ceva unui necunoscut? Cum mor\u0163ii lor \u00ee\u015fi permit? <\/p>\n

\u015ei vede\u0163i, oameni buni, aici e problema mea cu homofobia, cu Coali\u0163ia pentru familie \u015fi toat\u0103 \u015fleahta aferent\u0103 de vite cornute proaste de se p*\u015f\u0103 pe ei \u015fi zic c\u0103 plou\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 s-ar rezuma s\u0103 ae joace de-a familia tradi\u0163ional\u0103 \u015fi de-a mami \u015fi tati cu familia \u015fi apropia\u0163ii, n-a\u015f avea nici o treab\u0103. Rubrica Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei e martor\u0103 c\u0103 am consiliat c\u00e2te persoane straight \u015fi heteronormative mi-au cerut o p\u0103rere \u015fi nu mi-am permis niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 bag peste sexualitatea lor natural\u0103, ci i-am sf\u0103tuit adecvat.<\/p>\n

Dar muile astea slinoase, jalnice \u015fi josnice au preten\u0163ia s\u0103-mi vin\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 mie ce orientare sexual\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 am \u015fi cum e p\u0103cat pentru mine s\u0103 nu fiu obiectul de mozol al unui gigel. C\u0103 dac\u0103 eventual a\u015f fi de alt\u0103 orientare sexual\u0103, ar fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 nu slujesc de sac colector pentru scula cuiva.<\/p>\n

CUM \u00ce\u015eI PERMIT, \u00ceN MOR\u0162II LOR DE JEGURI ORDINARE?<\/p>\n

Taman de aceea, acest blog va avea tot contentul LGBT posibil pe viitor.\u00a0 Again and again, repetat, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege \u015fi ultimul prost o idee simpl\u0103.<\/p>\n

NU \u00ceI SPUI ALTUIA CE S\u0102 FAC\u0102, CE S\u0102-I PLAC\u0102, CE S\u0102-L ATRAG\u0102, CE S\u0102 PREFERE \u015eI CE S\u0102 IUBEASC\u0102.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Doar pentru c\u0103 al\u0163ii ar putea constitui obiecte pl\u0103cute la pip\u0103it, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 au o obliga\u0163ie s\u0103 ofere asta universului.<\/p>\n

At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nimeni nu se duce pe wallul rahatului \u0103stuia cu ochi s\u0103 insiste c\u00e2t de tare ar trebui s\u0103-i plac\u0103 s\u0103 ia m**e viguroas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ad\u00e2ncul amigdalelor, de la tot continentul african pe r\u00e2nd, \u015fi valuri de bukkake \u00een ochi p\u00e2n\u0103 face conjunctivit\u0103, nu e cazul s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 mie ce s\u0103-mi plac\u0103 \u015fi ce orientare s\u0103 am.<\/p>\n

De\u015fi s\u0103-l parafraz\u0103m: ar fi p\u0103cat ca o mecl\u0103 at\u00e2t de bovin\u0103 s\u0103 nu ia m**e viguroas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ad\u00e2ncul amigdalelor, de la tot continentul african pe r\u00e2nd, \u015fi valuri de bukkake \u00een ochi p\u00e2n\u0103 face conjunctivit\u0103. Raha\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia intruzivi \u015fi abjec\u0163i TREBUIE s\u0103 treac\u0103 printr-o form\u0103 de suferin\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 priceap\u0103 c\u0103 alte persoane au acela\u015fi drept la vie\u0163ile lor, cum are el la a lui.<\/p>\n

Ah, \u015fi tanti\u0163ele care o s\u0103 r\u0103sar\u0103 cu “vai, maic\u0103, da ce limbaj!”.\u00a0 Mar\u015f, f\u0103. Luxul de a-mi da mie instruc\u0163iuni de scriere vine cu contract \u015fi cu banu’ jos. Dac\u0103 voi nu i-a\u0163i fi educat prost pe rata\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia, dac\u0103 voi i-a\u0163i fi pus toate la punct c\u00e2nd deveneau intruzivi, jegul \u0103sta nu \u015fi-ar fi permis azi s\u0103 posteze asemenea b\u0103g\u0103ri de nas unde nu-i fierbe oala.<\/p>\n

Voi sunte\u0163i la fel de vinovate. Unu, c\u0103 v\u0103 complace\u021bi, \u0219i doi, c\u0103 le cotcod\u0103ci\u021bi pe femeile care aleg s\u0103 traseze o limit\u0103. <\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi fi sus\u021bin\u0103tori de n\u0103dejde.<\/p>\n

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