{"id":20242,"date":"2020-08-15T10:03:57","date_gmt":"2020-08-15T07:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20242"},"modified":"2020-08-15T10:40:37","modified_gmt":"2020-08-15T07:40:37","slug":"ador-sa-port-masca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ador-sa-port-masca\/","title":{"rendered":"Ador s\u0103 port masca"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ieri, am plecat de acas\u0103 cu treab\u0103. Mi-am aplicat un fard simplu de culoare neutr\u0103 pe ochi, un pic de rimel \u0219i ni\u0219te crem\u0103 protectoare cu SPF 50, pe jum\u0103tatea de sus a fe\u021bei \u0219i g\u00e2t. Apoi, am deschis cutia de m\u0103\u0219ti albastre de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i am plasat cu relaxare sforicelele dup\u0103 urechi.
\n\u015ei \u00een timp ce f\u0103ceam asta, m-a izbit frontal o realizare: de fapt, am ajuns s\u0103 \u00eemi plac\u0103 s-o port. <\/p>\n

\u00cen Rom\u00e2nia, spre deosebire de multe alte \u021b\u0103ri, purtatul m\u0103\u0219tii \u00een public nu e obligatoriu. E la alegerea cet\u0103\u021beanului. Iar eu am descoperit, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva luni \u00een care nu iau masca public de pe fa\u021b\u0103 dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 am ceva de b\u0103gat \u00een gur\u0103 (pun intended), c\u0103 Michael Jackson avea \u0219i el dreptatea lui acum 20 de ani, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce te obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti s\u0103-\u021bi acoperi fa\u021ba \u00een public, \u00ee\u021bi devine confortabil \u0219i chiar pl\u0103cut.<\/p>\n

1. Scapi de priviri de la gigei.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 cum \u0219tie oricine cite\u0219te acest blog, sora voastr\u0103 Lorena e extrem de refractar\u0103 la ideea de unwanted attention, mai ales de la \u021b\u0103r\u0103noi agasan\u021bi. Dac\u0103 ea nu e interesat\u0103, privirile lungi, obraznice \u0219i lihnite \u0219i belirea fasolei o scot crunt din s\u0103rite. Le-ar rupe \u0103lora o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i i-ar bate cu ea peste ochi. Iar dac\u0103 \u0103la se mai apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219i strige whatever bull*** dup\u0103 tine, i-ai bea s\u00e2ngele cu paiul direct din craniu.<\/p>\n

Masca e un scut minunat antiholbat public. Dac\u0103 \u021bi-o tragi p\u00e2n\u0103 sub ochi, ai o frez\u0103 pixie scurt\u0103 \u0219i v\u00e2lvoi \u0219i o \u021binut\u0103 de athleisure unisex, nu se uit\u0103 nici sulea la tine \u0219i e foarte, dar foarte, foarte relaxant. Ai \u0219i tu lini\u0219te \u0219i pace. \u0218ti\u021bi vorba aia cu “O s\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 nu-\u0163i ridice nici v\u00e2ntul fusta etc.?” Eu port pantaloni special pentru c\u0103 nu-i ridic\u0103 v\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n

2. \u00ce\u0163i filtreaz\u0103 o parte dintre alergeni.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Observ cu mare bucurie \u00een inim\u0103 c\u0103 am mai pu\u0163ine episoade de festivalul str\u0103nutului dezl\u0103n\u0163uit anul \u0103sta, de\u015fi am acelea\u015fi alergii de dintotdeauna. \u015ei e explicabil. Masca are rolul s\u0103 te protejeze de viru\u015fi, germeni \u015fi bacterii, dar te mai protejeaz\u0103, m\u0103car par\u0163ial, de polenul, praful \u015fi whatever particule \u00eenc\u0103 neelucidate \u00ee\u0163i fac c\u0103ile respiratorii s\u0103 dea mayhem.<\/p>\n

3. \u00ce\u0163i ascund co\u015furile \u015fi alte bube.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce face o prin\u0163es\u0103 urban\u0103 c\u00e2nd are un co\u015f, un herpes sau orice atceva? \u00cel tencuie\u015fte sub un strat victorios de fond de ten cu acoperire maxim\u0103, gen vopsea lavabil\u0103, \u015fi sub un strat de concealer, \u015fi sub un corector de culoare, \u015fi sub un strat de pudr\u0103. Dar ce ob\u0163ine o prin\u0163es\u0103 urban\u0103 cu asta? Faptul c\u0103 agraveaz\u0103 \u015fi mai mult starea porului respectiv.<\/p>\n

Nu \u015ftiu ce fac altele, dar eu nu m\u0103 machiez sub masc\u0103, dac\u0103 nu am un job de dat cu fa\u0163a de sticl\u0103. \u015ei n-am avut anul \u0103sta, pe motiv de miss Corona. Pun masca atunci c\u00e2nd plec de acas\u0103 \u015fi o scot c\u00e2nd bag cheia \u00een u\u015f\u0103 la \u00eentoarcere.<\/p>\n

Rezultatul?<\/p>\n

O stare mult mai bun\u0103 a pielii dec\u00e2t \u00een anii trecu\u0163i. \u015ei asta e \u015fi pentru c\u0103…<\/p>\n

4. Masca te ap\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi de soare, \u015fi implicit razele UV.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daaaa, to\u0163i ne d\u0103m cu sunscreen. \u015etim. Cunoa\u015ftem. \u00cen schimb, sunscreen se d\u0103 la dou\u0103 ore, \u015fi dac\u0103 tu ai drumuri toat\u0103 ziua, nu ai timp \u015fi chef s\u0103 intri \u00een bud\u0103 la primul fast food care-\u0163i iese \u00een cale doar s\u0103 te mai dai o dat\u0103 cu sunscreen.<\/p>\n

Masca \u00ee\u0163i acoper\u0103 \u015fi protejeaz\u0103 jum\u0103tatea de jos a fe\u0163ei, ochelarii de soare \u015fi p\u0103rul pe cea de sus. E adev\u0103rat, ar\u0103\u0163i ca \u015fi cum tocmai te duceai s\u0103 dai spargere la banc\u0103, s\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai cear\u0103 obsesiv s\u0103-\u0163i actualizezi datele<\/a>,\u00a0<\/strong>Dar \u015fi vibe-ul periculos are farmecul lui.<\/p>\n

5. Un machiaj de prin\u0163es\u0103 urban\u0103 dureaz\u0103 jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd bruma de fard, rimelul \u015fi protectorul solar din intro, 20 de secunde.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Timpul, fra\u0163ii mei, este o avere. Faptul c\u0103 pot dormi o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u00een plus diminea\u0163a e o binecuv\u00e2ntare. Faptul c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 impresionez e o relaxare.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 trece ‘rona, promit s\u0103 inventez eu o boal\u0103, numai s\u0103 pot purta masc\u0103 \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

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