{"id":20268,"date":"2020-08-19T09:43:14","date_gmt":"2020-08-19T06:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20268"},"modified":"2020-08-19T09:43:14","modified_gmt":"2020-08-19T06:43:14","slug":"discutie-frivola-despre-pungi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/discutie-frivola-despre-pungi\/","title":{"rendered":"Discu\u0163ie frivol\u0103 despre pungi"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Tu colec\u0163ionezi pungi ca str\u0103mo\u015fii t\u0103i daci?
\n-\u0162in c\u00e2teva, s\u0103 fie acolo. \u015ei \u00een special pe cele mici, pentru necesit\u0103\u0163ile c\u00e2inelui.
\n-A\u015fa \u015fi eu, pentru litiera pisicii. De obicei pe cele de legume \u015fi fructe. Nu le leg la cap\u0103t, special s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 intacte \u015fi s\u0103 le pot refolosi.
\n-\u015ei pe alea medii de plastic \u00een co\u015ful de gunoi, nu?
\n-Daaa, lol. \u015etii c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd am stat \u00een chirie la o pensionar\u0103, tanti aia arunca gunoiul din pung\u0103 la tomberon \u015fi apoi aducea punga acas\u0103 \u015fi o sp\u0103la, \u015fi a\u015fa o folosea o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 se rupea punga? \u015ei chiar \u015fi atunci bomb\u0103nea pe ho\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia care nu fac nimic s\u0103 reziste ca lumea?
\n-Hahahaaahaaahaaa.
\n-\u015ei bunic\u0103-mea avea obiceiul s\u0103 fiarb\u0103 za\u0163ul a doua oar\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o a doua cafea din el.
\n-P\u0103i da, nu era cafea \u00een comunism \u015fi dac\u0103 apucai, fierbeai la ea p\u00e2n\u0103 ie\u015fea transparent\u0103.
\n-Ce vie\u0163i.
\n-Auzi, \u015ftii c\u0103 eu m\u0103 duc mereu la Mega cu pung\u0103 de Mega \u015fi la Auchan cu pung\u0103 de Auchan?
\n-De ce s\u0103 faci una ca asta?
\n-Nu \u015ftiu, din bun sim\u0163. S\u0103 nu par\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eei \u00een\u015fel, sau ceva.
\n-Looololol, eu dimpotriv\u0103, merg la Auchan cu punga de Lidl \u015fi la Lidl cu punga de Carrefour.
\n-A\u015fa e\u015fti tu a dracului.
\n-Da, frate, s\u0103 \u015ftie de competi\u0163ie.
\n-Exact de competi\u0163ia ta le e fric\u0103.
\n-Glumesc. Nu. Fac asta pentru c\u0103 am p\u0103\u0163it de c\u00e2teva ori s\u0103 treac\u0103 \u015fi punga la plat\u0103, de\u015fi era punga mea de acas\u0103, \u015fi a trebuit s\u0103 fac gur\u0103 c\u0103 ne uit\u0103m pe camerele de supraveghere s\u0103 se vad\u0103 c\u0103 am venit cu ea.
\n-A\u015fa, \u015fi mori pentru 50 de bani.
\n-Evident c\u0103 mor, dac\u0103 mi se iau pe nedrept.<\/p>\n

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