{"id":20399,"date":"2020-09-16T09:13:19","date_gmt":"2020-09-16T06:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20399"},"modified":"2020-09-16T09:13:19","modified_gmt":"2020-09-16T06:13:19","slug":"posta-redactiei-vreau-o-femeie-coplesitoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-vreau-o-femeie-coplesitoare\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: Vreau o femeie cople\u0219itoare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru, sub form\u0103 de articole \u00een\u021belepte \u0219i pline de miez (de nuc\u0103) prin care r\u0103spundem solicit\u0103rilor primite pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Tu descrii problema, eu dezvolt solu\u021bia.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i misiva de azi spune precum urmeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>Drag\u0103 redac\u021bie,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>Pe scurt, am 32 de ani, sunt semi-nebun \u0219i foarte prost dotat, dar asta nu m-a \u00eempiedicat niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eemi fac o via\u021b\u0103 frumoas\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>Sunt borderline, adic\u0103 am st\u0103ri emo\u021bionale extreme, dar care cu anii s-au mai diminuat, nu pentru c\u0103 am muncit eu s\u0103 mi le rezolv, god knows c\u0103 am dat curs tuturor impulsurilor pe care le-am sim\u021bit, f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2nire, ci pentru c\u0103 s-au risipit de la sine. Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 mi se risipeasc\u0103, mi-am cam distrus rela\u021biile personale, amoroase, familiale, amicale \u00een mod repetat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>\u00cen ultimii ani, am descoperit c\u0103 \u00eemi plac foarte mult femeile puternice, dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 for\u021bez pe plan amoros cu ele, pentru c\u0103, a\u0219a cum am spus, sunt foarte prost dotat, iar acest handicap, dup\u0103 cum \u0219tim cu to\u021bii, e imposibil de compensat. A\u0219a c\u0103 m-am mul\u021bumit s\u0103 gravitez platonic pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o mega amazoan\u0103 timp de c\u00e2\u021biva ani, c\u00e2t \u0219i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 terapeuta mea, cu care am \u00eentrerupt rela\u021bia terapeutic\u0103 ca s\u0103 dezvolt\u0103m una amical\u0103. Ambele femei \u00een rela\u021bii stabile cu parteneri \u00eeng\u0103duitori cu prezen\u021ba mea. Am reu\u0219it s\u0103 dezvolt aceste rela\u021bii din simplul motiv c\u0103 reu\u0219eam s\u0103 urm\u0103resc volumul cople\u0219itor de lucruri pe care femeile astea le comunic\u0103 \u00eencontinuu, iar asta pentru c\u0103, la r\u00e2ndul meu,\u00a0 am avut o mam\u0103 cople\u0219itoare.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>Problema e c\u0103 mega amazoana mi-a dat block dup\u0103 o ceart\u0103 \u0219i nu mai vrea s\u0103 aud\u0103 de mine, iar prietenia cu prietena mea terapeut\u0103 s-a cam r\u0103cit, tot dup\u0103 o ceart\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>Tov\u0103r\u0103\u0219ia b\u0103rba\u021bilor nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, m-a l\u0103sat rece \u00eentotdeauna, de\u0219i mi se tot ofer\u0103 \u00een continuare.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>\u00centrebarea mea e: care o fi ni\u0219a mea social\u0103 \u00een care s\u0103 \u00eemi g\u0103sesc \u00eemplinirea, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere pattern-urile \u0219i preferin\u021bele mele? Gen, exist\u0103 femei care \u00ee\u0219i fac prieteni b\u0103rba\u021bi \u0219i lucrurile astea func\u021bioneaz\u0103? Sunt cam s\u0103lbatic \u0219i retardat social \u0219i realmente nu \u0219tiu \ud83d\ude03 .<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>P.S. Pe plan sexual sunt resemnat, m\u0103 mul\u021bumesc cu porn normal, f\u0103r\u0103 ni\u0219e \u0219i extreme. Caut \u00eemplinire doar pe plan social.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"v1MsoNormal\"><strong>Take care<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>X.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>+++<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 vrei prietene femei, how about s\u0103 nu deschizi comunicarea cu am\u0103nunte despre dimensiunile organului t\u0103u? C\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 referiri la propriul coco\u0219el \u00een conversa\u021bii, \u00eemi moare definitiv \u0219i irevocabil orice s\u00e2mbure de simpatie \u0219i dorin\u021b\u0103 de a m\u0103 \u00eemprieteni.<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103 un sondaj de opinie \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 femei la ce se uit\u0103 c\u00e2nd caut\u0103 un partener. \u00ce\u021bi vor vorbi de caracter loial, stabilitate financiar\u0103, sim\u021bul umorului, \u0219i chiar \u0219i de felul \u00een care ar\u0103\u021bi. Dimensiunea va fi subiect doar pentru cele care vor one night stands.<\/p>\n<p>Faptul c\u0103 ai un penis mic chiar NU e o problem\u0103 \u0219i nu prive\u0219te pe nimeni \u00een afara unei partenere de cuplu. Retardarea social\u0103 \u00eens\u0103, da, e o problem\u0103.\u00a0 Care \u00een general irit\u0103 \u0219i sc\u00e2rbe\u0219te femeile, \u0219i le face s\u0103 nu mai vrea s\u0103 interac\u021bioneze cu tine. Eu, s\u0103 fiu tu, a\u0219 lucra mai mult la asta, \u0219i la arta de a interac\u021biona captivant \u0219i inteligent cu str\u0103ini, respectiv cu oameni nu foarte apropia\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Faptul c\u0103 te-ai resemnat erotic sun\u0103 a idee fabuloas\u0103, mai ales c\u00e2nd, \u00een aceea\u0219i propozi\u021bie, tu vorbe\u0219ti de &#8220;for\u0163at pe plan amoros&#8221;. Asta \u00een\u0163elegi tu din amor \u015fi rela\u0163ii? \u015ei cu cine? Of all people, s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 &#8220;for\u0163ezi pe plan amoros&#8221; fix cu femei puternice? Poate dac\u0103 vrei cea mai apoteotic\u0103 mu*e a vie\u0163ii tale &#8211; \u015fi cu tine la \u00eencasare. &#8220;For\u0163atul&#8221; merge cel mult la g\u00e2sculi\u0163e naive \u015fi disperate dup\u0103 validare. O femeie puternic\u0103 supus\u0103 unei presiuni nedorite \u00ee\u0163i smulge c***ele \u015fi \u0163i le serve\u015fte pe post de ochiuri, cu latura \u00eensorit\u0103 \u00een sus.<\/p>\n<p>Nu penisul mic e problema ta, amice. Ci profunda ne\u00een\u0163elegere a raporturilor omene\u015fti \u015fi mentalitatea extrem de gre\u015fit\u0103. \u015ei dac\u0103 erai un pu\u015ftan de 22 de ani, mai treac\u0103-mearg\u0103, dar tu ai 32 de ani!! 32! \u00cencep \u015fi eu ca vecinele mele pensionare: &#8220;Maic\u0103, la v\u00e2rsta ta eu aveam servici \u015fi patru copii&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Ce ai \u00een\u0163eles din via\u0163\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, dac\u0103 principala problem\u0103 pe care \u0163i-ai con\u015ftientizat-o so far e p*** mic\u0103 \u015fi at\u00e2t?<\/p>\n<p>Femei puternice \u015fi cople\u015fitoare sunt o gr\u0103mad\u0103 peste tot. Faptul c\u0103, de cum se ceart\u0103 cu tine, te blocheaz\u0103 \u015fi refuz\u0103 orice form\u0103 ulterioar\u0103 de comunicare ne pune semne suplimentare de \u00eentrebare. Cine a ini\u0163iat respectivele certuri? Pe ce motiv? Ai \u0163inut cont de argumentele lor sau ai \u0163inut-o bovin pe a ta? Ai f\u0103cut efortul s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi ce \u0163i se spune, sau ai dat doar riposte cretine \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sens? Cam \u0103sta e genul de certuri care fac o femeie cerebral\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 chef s\u0103 interac\u0163ioneze cu tine ever.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei la asta ai de lucrat, mai mult dec\u00e2t la dimensiunea p***, care nu intereseaz\u0103 pe fix nimeni.<\/p>\n<p>Po\u0163i cunoa\u015fte \u015fi te po\u0163i \u00eemprieteni cu o sumedenie de femei puternice, multe dintre ele single, \u015fi pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\">pagina mea de Facebook<\/a><\/strong>. Comunic\u0103 decent, normal \u015fi amical, \u015fi prieteniile se vor na\u015fte de la sine. NU le povesti c\u0103 nu e\u015fti dotat. Nu pentru c\u0103 ar fi o problem\u0103, ci pentru c\u0103 e genul de informa\u0163ie care denot\u0103, cum ai spus \u015fi tu, retardare social\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Baft\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe <a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a> sau pe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru, sub form\u0103 de articole \u00een\u021belepte \u0219i pline de miez (de nuc\u0103) prin care r\u0103spundem solicit\u0103rilor primite pe birou@lorenalupu.com. 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