{"id":2041,"date":"2010-02-10T12:11:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T09:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2041"},"modified":"2010-02-10T12:11:01","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T09:11:01","slug":"despre-exhibitionism-pinguini-si-zapezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-exhibitionism-pinguini-si-zapezi\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre exhibi\u0163ionism, pinguini \u015fi z\u0103pezi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, un coleg de-al meu \u015fi-a uitat ma\u015fina parcat\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unor vecini mai negri \u00een cerul gurii. \u0102ia n-au stat prea mult pe g\u00e2nduri: i-au acoperit-o pe toat\u0103 cu z\u0103pad\u0103. \u00cen locul ma\u015finii, puteai vedea doar un morman imens de om\u0103t. Desigur, dac\u0103 ar fi fost vorba de munc\u0103 util\u0103 societ\u0103\u0163ii, vecinii ar fi protestat r\u0103sun\u0103tor, ca \u00eempotriva unei pedepse nemeritate. Sigur se simt genii ne\u00een\u0163elese de c\u00e2te ori \u00eei trimit nevestele s\u0103 duc\u0103 gunoiul.<\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd e vorba de f\u0103cut o r\u0103utate gratuit\u0103, rom\u00e2nul e din cale afar\u0103 de harnic. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Despre dez\u0103pezirea trotuarelor, numai de bine. Ieri m\u0103 deplasam prin ni\u015fte n\u0103me\u0163i imen\u015fi. Simt pe cineva c\u0103 \u00eemi sufl\u0103 \u00een ceaf\u0103. &#8220;Nu, nu vreau un viol. Nu pe frigul \u0103sta.&#8221; Arunc o privire pe furi\u015f. \u00cen urma mea, profit\u00e2nd de poteca trasat\u0103 de mine, o tip\u0103 gras\u0103, cu dou\u0103 saco\u015fe. M\u0103 lini\u015ftesc. Apoi aud \u00eenc\u0103 o r\u0103suflare. \u00cen spatele tipei, un mo\u015fulic\u0103 m\u0103run\u0163el cu o c\u0103ciul\u0103 \u00eembl\u0103nit\u0103. Noi, trei, unul dup\u0103 altul, ca-n dansul pinguinilor. Ce priveli\u015fte!<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MCWjGMetU0E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Iar partea pe care chiar nu o \u00een\u0163eleg este de ce ar sta cineva \u00een cucul gol pe-afar\u0103 pe frigul \u0103sta. \u00cen IOR, \u00een zona sta\u0163iei de metrou Titan \u00ee\u015fi fac veacul doi exhibi\u0163ioni\u015fti. Unul mic \u015fi costeliv, care de obicei ac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 doar din tufi\u015furi, incognito, neoferind privirii dec\u00e2t ce arat\u0103 \u015fi labagiii virtuali prin view my webcam, \u015fi unul imens \u015fi gras, care \u00ee\u0163i iese \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, \u0163i-o prezint\u0103 ca pe un trofeu \u015fi te \u00eentreab\u0103 m\u00e2ndru: &#8220;E mare, nu?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ai fi zis c\u0103 iarna stau \u015fi ei acas\u0103. Dar nu. Stau \u00een rinichii goi &#8211; noi, \u0103\u015ftia, criza\u0163ii renali, le\u015fin\u0103m numai la g\u00e2ndul c\u0103. Ei au rinichii c\u0103li\u0163i. Important e c\u0103 au fesuri pe cap. Interesele poart\u0103 fesele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, un coleg de-al meu \u015fi-a uitat ma\u015fina parcat\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unor vecini mai negri \u00een cerul gurii. \u0102ia n-au stat prea mult pe&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}