{"id":20417,"date":"2020-09-20T10:37:56","date_gmt":"2020-09-20T07:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20417"},"modified":"2020-09-20T10:37:56","modified_gmt":"2020-09-20T07:37:56","slug":"sparcaieli-creieristice-de-ce-au-femeile-puternice-nevoie-de-politie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sparcaieli-creieristice-de-ce-au-femeile-puternice-nevoie-de-politie\/","title":{"rendered":"Sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ieli creieristice: De ce au femeile puternice nevoie de poli\u0163ie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Periodic, vine un cretin pe page \u015fi d\u0103 un comentariu. Un comentariu at\u00e2t de idiot, de ignorant, o combina\u0163ie at\u00e2t de impecabil\u0103 a prostiei dense \u015fi negre, a r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163ii frustrate \u015fi a calit\u0103\u0163ii umane execrabile, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu ai cum s\u0103 nu-l faci vedet\u0103.<\/p>\n

A\u015fa s-a n\u0103scut rubrica Sp\u00e2rc\u00e2ieli creieristice.<\/p>\n

Boul nostru de azi e un fel de nomen est omen \u015fi zice a\u015fa:<\/p>\n

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R\u0103spunsul scurt \u015fi logic pentru acest saBOU\u00a0 este cel evident: PENTRU C\u0102 O PL\u0102TIM, \u00ceN MOR\u0162II M\u0102-TII.<\/p>\n

Am tot citit statusuri stupidu\u0163e similare de la boi similari: Dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 place patriarhia, da\u0163i-ne electricitatea \u00eenapoi! (De parc\u0103 noi n-am pl\u0103ti acela\u015fi pre\u0163 pe kilowatt ca oricine altcineva.)<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 place masculinitatea toxic\u0103, de ce v\u0103 plac ma\u015finile? (Pentru c\u0103 pl\u0103tim c\u00e2nd le cump\u0103r\u0103m, ca orice alt client, mizeriilor!), sau<\/p>\n

Nu v\u0103 plac b\u0103rba\u0163ii alfa, dar un instalator vine s\u0103 v\u0103 desfunde buda! (Pentru c\u0103 \u00eel pl\u0103tim, b\u0103i, \u015fomerule blocat \u00een pivni\u0163\u0103 la m\u0103-ta. \u015ei \u00eei l\u0103s\u0103m \u015fi bac\u015fi\u015f dac\u0103 face bine treaba. )<\/p>\n

Voiam de mult s\u0103 m\u0103 leg de acest buchet de imbecilit\u0103\u0163i, dar nu g\u0103seam prilejul. Noroc c\u0103 a venit fecala asta sc\u0103pat\u0103 accidental \u00een registrul de eviden\u0163\u0103 al popula\u0163iei s\u0103 \u00eemi ridice la plas\u0103.<\/p>\n

De unde \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 unde, f-v\u0103-n pl\u0103m\u00e2ni, pancreas \u015fi ficat de otrepe slinoase, punem semnul de egalitate \u00eentre patriarhie \u015fi masculinitate toxic\u0103, respectiv electricitate, motorul Diesel, principiul vaselor comunicante \u015fi restul chestiilor? Pe astea nu le-a\u0163i inventat voi, to\u0163i pro\u015ftii la colectiv, ci un singur cet\u0103\u0163ean, de obicei cu o figur\u0103 palid\u0103 de nerd, pe care masculii toxici din via\u0163a lui l-au h\u0103r\u0163uit la fel de aprig ca pe o femeie.<\/p>\n

Deci, toate inven\u0163iile astea nu au ap\u0103rut DATORIT\u0102\u00a0 patriarhiei \u015fi masculinit\u0103\u0163ii toxice, ci pentru c\u0103, prin ni\u015fte \u00eemprejur\u0103ri fericite, c\u00e2teva genii au reu\u015fit s\u0103 evadeze de ea.<\/p>\n

Voi, raha\u0163ii agresivi \u015fi agasan\u0163i, a\u0163i inventat un singur lucru: o mie de metode de a enerva eficient pe oricine trece pe acolo. \u00cen rest, sunte\u0163i 100% inutili \u015fi dac\u0103 a\u0163i cr\u0103pa m\u00e2ine, fac pariu c\u0103 nici m\u0103car gamerii cu care face\u0163i echip\u0103 \u00een jocuri online nu v-ar sim\u0163i lipsa. Dimpotriv\u0103. Ar zice: Uite ce bine ne descurc\u0103m f\u0103r\u0103 spartul \u0103la, numai gura era de el.<\/p>\n

Acum s\u0103 trecem la imbecilitatea pe care a excretat-o acest bou b\u0103tubil \u00een cap cu un bocanc de munte cu cuie: De ce, dac\u0103 e\u015fti femeie puternic\u0103, ai nevoie de poli\u0163ie?<\/p>\n

PENTRU C\u0102 PL\u0102TIM, F-\u0162I MOR\u0162II M\u0102-TII DE JAVR\u0102.<\/p>\n

Institu\u0163iile publice sunt – sau ar trebui s\u0103 fie – la dispozi\u0163ia tuturor cet\u0103\u0163enilor, \u00een mod egal. Acesta e rostul lor. Dac\u0103 tr\u0103iam \u00eentr-o form\u0103 de organizare \u00een care fiecare trebuia s\u0103 se apere singur, nu exista poli\u0163ie. Sau armat\u0103. Sau Ministerul Ap\u0103r\u0103rii. Sau Ministerul de Interne. Sau, \u00een sectorul privat, serviciile de paz\u0103 \u015fi protec\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

Toate astea exist\u0103 \u015fi, guess what a minune: sunt finan\u0163ate din impozite. Ale noastre ale tuturor. Impozitate \u00een cot\u0103 unic\u0103. De 10%, plus s\u0103n\u0103tate, plus pensie, dar pe astea le discut\u0103m cu alt\u0103 ocazie.<\/p>\n

Cu alte cuvinte, eu, Lorena Lupu, pl\u0103tesc statului rom\u00e2n acela\u015fi 10% pe care \u00eel pl\u0103te\u015fte Liviu saBOU, \u015fi prin urmare, statul rom\u00e2n ar trebui s\u0103 ne asigure acela\u015fi nivel de protec\u0163ie, indiferent de ce organ genital ne at\u00e2rn\u0103 \u00eentre picioare.<\/p>\n

\u015ei, consider\u00e2nd c\u0103 eu mereu am avut venituri pe drepturi de autor din n direc\u0163ii, probabil c\u0103 10% ai mei sunt ceva mai mult dec\u00e2t 10% ai lui saBOU.<\/p>\n

Care saBOU nu e imun la infrac\u0163iuni, a\u015fa cum nu sunt eu. Pariez c\u0103 dac\u0103 scoate unul cu glug\u0103 cu\u0163itul la el noaptea la trei se kk \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat \u015fi multicolor de fric\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00eei sparge unul casa, dac\u0103 \u00eel prind ni\u015fte golani \u015fi fac po\u015ft\u0103 cu c**ul lui – se va a\u015ftepta s\u0103 fie protejat.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care exist\u0103 for\u0163e de ordine, nu e treaba cet\u0103\u0163eanului s\u0103 se apere singur.<\/p>\n

De aceea muncim, b\u0103i, kkt pansat.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 pl\u0103tim servicii publice, prin impozite, \u015fi servicii private, din veniturile nete. A\u015fa func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 via\u0163a, b\u0103i, idiotule. Ne specializ\u0103m \u00een anumite domenii \u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103m bani din care \u00eei pl\u0103tim pe cei specializa\u0163i \u00een alte domenii. \u015ei dac\u0103 masculului toxic Gigel din Poli\u0163ie nu-i place ideea s\u0103 apere o femeie puternic\u0103, poate alege s\u0103-\u015fi dea demisia din serviciul public \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 firm\u0103 privat\u0103, unde s\u0103 aleag\u0103 doar clien\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i.<\/p>\n

“Cum, \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163ii puternici au nevoie de protec\u0163ie” s\u0103-l parafraz\u0103m noi pe boul \u0103sta lipsit de orice urm\u0103 de ra\u0163ionament valid,<\/p>\n

Da, b\u0103i, putz\u0103 mic\u0103 \u015fi frustrat\u0103, au. Pentru c\u0103 nici ei nu sunt Batman Batman. \u015ei cu c\u00e2t e\u015fti mai puternic, cu at\u00e2t ai mai multe de ap\u0103rat. Nu ca un am\u0103r\u00e2t ca tine, c\u0103ruia \u00eei dau cer\u015fetorii bani pe strad\u0103, de mil\u0103.<\/p>\n

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