-Doamn\u0103, sunte\u021bi rasist\u0103 \u0219i homofob\u0103. P\u0103i mortul nu e \u0219i el cet\u0103\u021bean ioropean, n-are \u0219i el drepturi? Dumneavoastr\u0103 s\u0103 fi\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 c\u00e2\u021bi mor\u021bi voteaz\u0103 \u00een fiecare an s\u0103 ias\u0103 primar cine trebuie. E timpul s\u0103 le recunoa\u0219tem for\u021ba electoral\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 le oferim o \u0219ans\u0103 egal\u0103. \u00cen plus, mortul nu fur\u0103, nu minte, nu ia \u0219pag\u0103. \u0218i e la fel de vioi ca domnul pre\u0219edinte Iohannis.<\/p>\n
-Gata, domnule, v\u0103 \u00eentrece\u021bi cu gluma. Dac\u0103 tot sunte\u021bi hazliu a\u0219a, merge\u021bi la iUmor.<\/p>\n
-De ce, doamn\u0103, s\u0103 \u021bipe \u0103ia la mine c\u0103 m\u0103 autosantixfac la videochat, de zici c\u0103-mi d\u0103duser\u0103 ei gagic\u0103 \u0219i eu o p\u0103r\u0103sisem gestant\u0103 cu triple\u021bi? Las\u0103. Eu am umor dec\u00e2t cu dumneavoastr\u0103, \u0219i dec\u00e2t dac\u0103-mi da\u021bi de b\u0103ut.<\/p>\n
-Nu.<\/p>\n
-P\u0103cat. V\u0103 vedeam a\u0219a frumoas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, dar dac\u0103-s neb\u0103ut, v\u0103 g\u0103sesc a\u0219a, un \u0219ase cu indulgen\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Cum vorbi\u021bi la adresa mea?? S\u0103 v\u0103 fie ru\u0219ine.<\/p>\n
-Doamn\u0103, adresa dvs. m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 doar dac\u0103 de\u021bine\u021bi de b\u0103ut \u00een locuin\u021ba personal\u0103.<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 am toat\u0103 podgoria Murfatlar \u00een locuin\u021ba personal\u0103 \u0219i tot nu e\u0219ti binevenit.<\/p>\n
-Vin eu \u0219i prost, c\u0103 a\u0219a mi-e intelectul. Numai s\u0103 fie vin.<\/p>\n
-Vino m\u00e2ine la magazin, domnule, termin\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Dar seara mea trist\u0103, de pe\u0219te care se zv\u00e2rcole\u0219te pe uscat? De ce \u00eemi face\u021bi una ca asta?<\/p>\n
-O sear\u0103 nu e cap\u0103t de lume.<\/p>\n
-Bineee, oft\u0103 Vasile \u0219i ie\u0219i. Merse pleo\u0219tit, ca un c\u00e2ine plouat, p\u00e2n\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een scara blocului. Acolo, scoase din m\u00e2nec\u0103 dou\u0103 beri.<\/p>\n
“Hai c\u0103 a fost bun\u0103 \u015fi armata la ceva”, medit\u0103 Vssile. “Am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 m\u0103 echipez \u00een condi\u0163ii de criz\u0103 major\u0103”.<\/p>\n
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