{"id":20482,"date":"2020-10-02T13:45:47","date_gmt":"2020-10-02T10:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20482"},"modified":"2020-10-02T13:45:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-02T10:45:47","slug":"trump-si-covid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/trump-si-covid\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump \u015fi Covid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut Covid-19, cel mai mare contestatar, postac de abera\u021bii \u0219i conspira\u021bii, ponegritor al m\u0103\u0219tilor \u0219i ignorator al m\u0103surilor de siguran\u021b\u0103 a fost pre\u0219edintele american Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p>Azi, \u0219tirea c\u0103 \u00eensu\u0219i figura de pe posterul showului &#8220;Covid nu exist\u0103&#8221; a ie\u015fit pozitiv la testare a f\u0103cut tot internetul s\u0103 se aoleasc\u0103 a panic\u0103 sau s\u0103 chi\u0163\u0103ie de satisfac\u0163ie, \u00een func\u0163ie de tab\u0103ra de simpatii \u00een care se situau.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Tonight, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FLOTUS?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@FLOTUS<\/a> and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realDonaldTrump\/status\/1311892190680014849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 2, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script data-jetpack-boost=\"ignore\" async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Eu, recunosc, nu sunt cu nimic impresionat\u0103. Nu am pasiuni \u00eempotriva lui Donald Trump. Exact ca Dan Puric, e un saltimbanc b\u0103tr\u00e2n care nu mai are succes \u00een entertainment prin sine \u00eensu\u015fi \u015fi ceea ce produce, \u015fi atunci a ales calea safe spre o p\u00e2ine sigur\u0103: iei \u00een bra\u0163e abera\u0163iile colective ale unui grup de oameni care doresc s\u0103 se simt\u0103 reprezenta\u0163i \u015fi te dai figura lor emblem\u0103 \u00een media. Apoi, fie candidezi la o func\u0163ie politic\u0103 (Trump), fie, dac\u0103 e\u015fti prea prost pentru o func\u0163ie politic\u0103, te mul\u0163ume\u015fti s\u0103 faci show contra cost pe la televiziuni.<\/p>\n<p>Problema real\u0103 nu e c\u0103 exist\u0103 Trump \u015fi Puric, problema real\u0103 e c\u0103 exist\u0103 sutele de mii de groh\u0103itoare subumanoide care au nevoie de ei s\u0103 se simt\u0103 reprezenta\u0163i. F\u0103r\u0103 sutele de mii de groh\u0103itoare subumanoide care s\u0103 simt\u0103 c\u0103 trompeta le exprim\u0103 vocile \u015fi, prin urmare, e nevoie de ea \u00een func\u0163ie public\u0103, Trump ar fi fost ca haterii mei: spumeg\u0103tor de unul singur pe un cont cu trei subscriberi: m\u0103-sa, ta-su \u015fi el \u00eensu\u015fi de pe un cont fake.<\/p>\n<p>Taman de aceea, nu v\u0103d de ce m-a\u015f bucura c\u0103 Trump are Covid. E un b\u0103rbat de 70 \u015fi ceva de ani, e supraponderal,\u00a0 sigur are \u015fi ceva boli cronice care s\u0103 fie exacerbate de Covid &#8211; to\u0163i au la v\u00e2rsta aia &#8211; \u015fi avea toate \u015fansele s\u0103 fac\u0103 boala dac\u0103 insist\u0103 s\u0103 nu poarte masc\u0103 \u015fi se flendurea de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo prin \u00eentruniri publice s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 campanie preziden\u0163ial\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dar \u0163in s\u0103 atrag aten\u0163ia asupra schimb\u0103rii de ton:<\/p>\n<p><strong>We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aha.<\/p>\n<p>Deci fugu\u0163a la doctor \u015fi izolare instant\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 alte amendamente. Asta dup\u0103 ce tot tu ai \u00eendemnat americanii s\u0103 ignore boala \u015fi s\u0103 se &#8220;imunizeze&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Cum era proverbul \u0103la rom\u00e2nesc cu ce face popa \u015fi ce zice popa?<\/p>\n<p>Asta e o lec\u0163ie de via\u0163\u0103. Cum se bate gigel viteaz cu c\u0103r\u0103mida \u00een piept din condi\u0163ii de siguran\u0163\u0103 vs. cum se aliniaz\u0103 instant gigel viteaz la exact m\u0103surile de care f\u0103cuse mi\u015fto \u00een mod repetat, de cum afl\u0103 c\u0103 e bolnav de o boal\u0103 care a masacrat alte sute de mii de compatrio\u0163i ai lui.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei pentru c\u0103 nou\u0103 ne place mai pu\u0163in s\u0103 r\u00e2dem de r\u0103ul altuia, \u015fi mai mult s\u0103 tragem concluzii: \u00een meciul Ac\u0163iune vs. Vorbe, scorul e din nou 1 &#8211; 0.<\/p>\n<p>Acum s\u0103 vedem cum va fi afectat rezultatul alegerilor de realizarea brusc\u0103 a hoardelor de pro\u015fti: &#8220;Dar cum, tati portocal\u0103 nu e invincibil \u015fi atoatecuprinz\u0103tor?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mnup. \u0102la e Dumnezeu. Tati portocal\u0103 e \u015fi el un gigel oarecare, ca tine, doar c\u0103 a avut bafta s\u0103 se nasc\u0103 \u00een familie cu bani \u015fi \u015fcoala vie\u0163ii s\u0103 mint\u0103 mai conving\u0103tor dec\u00e2t tine. Dac\u0103 asta \u00eel decade din pozi\u0163ia de Maskul Ferok Furios \u015fi Iute, nasol moment. 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