{"id":20498,"date":"2020-10-04T18:55:58","date_gmt":"2020-10-04T15:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20498"},"modified":"2020-10-04T19:23:27","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T16:23:27","slug":"cinci-lucruri-pe-care-nu-le-stiai-despre-nicusor-dan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cinci-lucruri-pe-care-nu-le-stiai-despre-nicusor-dan\/","title":{"rendered":"Cinci lucruri pe care nu le \u0219tiai despre Nicu\u0219or Dan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Evident, noul primar al capitalei nu este perfect. Are \u0219i el o por\u021bie copioas\u0103 de defecte, ca noi to\u021bi, ca s\u0103 nu punct\u0103m atitudinile \u00eendoielnice. Atunci c\u00e2nd a vrut ca USR s\u0103 nu ia o pozi\u021bie ferm\u0103 de sus\u021binere a familiei moderne<\/a><\/strong>, care s\u0103 poat\u0103 fi format\u0103 din orice doi adul\u021bi, indiferent de orientare sexual\u0103 \u0219i identitate de gen, care vor s\u0103 formeze un cuplu,<\/strong> \u00een\u00a0 speran\u021ba c\u0103 mai atrage \u0219i ceva tradi\u021bionali\u0219ti \u00een partid. (Nu, Nicu\u0219or, nu-i vei atrage. C\u00e2nd visezi la tradi\u021bionali\u0219ti, e\u0219ti la fel de ad\u00e2nc \u00eenfipt \u00een eroare cum era colega ta Gabriela Firea c\u00e2nd visa la b\u0103rba\u021bi puternici<\/a><\/strong>, \u00een loc s\u0103-\u0219i conduc\u0103 o campanie axat\u0103 pe feminism \u0219i egalitate de \u0219anse, care s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 votantele femei l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n

B\u0103rba\u021bii puternici \u0219i tradi\u021bionali\u0219ti nu vor vota cu fago\u021bi sensibili \u0219i cu nume diminutivat, ca Nicu\u0219or, nici cu dame inteligente \u0219i apte s\u0103 lege dou\u0103 propozi\u021bii ca Firea, ci cu un poten\u021bial candidat supraponderal de 70 de ani care s\u0103 le promit\u0103 c\u0103 pot apuca femeile de p f\u0103r\u0103 consecin\u021be. Renun\u021ba\u021bi o dat\u0103 la electoratul \u0103sta \u0219i prinde\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 nu ne pute\u021bi face curte dec\u00e2t nou\u0103, \u0103stora ambigui sexual \u0219i identitar.)<\/p>\n

Sau c\u00e2nd, \u00een anul de pandemie 2020, crede cu naivitate de copil inocent c\u0103 va motiva donatori de s\u00e2nge cu cuvinte frumoase, \u00een loc de recompens\u0103 financiar\u0103<\/a><\/strong>, dup\u0103 ce flagelul cu C le-a \u00eenchis multora firmele.<\/p>\n

Dar c\u00e2nd am scris, acum c\u00e2teva zile, un articol despre Nicu\u0219or, am f\u0103cut cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103, first hand, cu haita de postaci isterici \u0219i demen\u021bi care \u00eel latr\u0103 pe Facebook.<\/p>\n

\u0218i o recunosc: sora voastr\u0103 ador\u0103 s\u0103 irite \u0219i s\u0103 enerveze boii. Drept care, cinci lucruri pe care nu le \u0219tiai despre Nicu\u0219or Dan.<\/p>\n

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  1. Nicu\u0219or Dan e fiul secret al lui Soros<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \u0218i are de la taic\u0103-su o agend\u0103 ocult\u0103 \u0219i subliminal\u0103 de extirpat spiritul dacic, care se \u0219tie, este singurul spirit autentic men\u021bin\u0103tor al axei planetei. F\u0103r\u0103 spiritul dacic, soarele \u00ee\u0219i pierde puterea magnetic\u0103 iar planetele se vor pr\u0103bu\u0219i \u00een h\u0103u, \u0219i Soros \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva milionari, deja str\u0103muta\u021bi \u00eentr-o galacie safe cu milioanele lor de euroi, vor r\u00e2de diabolic huehuehue.<\/p>\n

    2. Nicu\u0219or Dan de\u021bine \u00een secret PSD\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \u0218i prin puterea miraculoas\u0103 de \u00eenviat mor\u021bi specific\u0103 acestui partid, a ridicat to\u021bi strigoii Bucure\u0219tiului, din cele mai vechi timpuri \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103-n prezent, ca \u00eentr-un episod de Walking Oarba Dup\u0103 Tine, F\u0103, \u0219i a transformat \u00een zombies \u0219i pe pu\u021binii votan\u021bi de la urne, \u0219i a\u0219a a fost ales.<\/p>\n

    3. Nicu\u0219or Dan e v\u00e2ndut diavolului<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Gre\u0219it. Nicu\u0219or Dan s-a dus \u00eentr-o zi la diavol, cu toate miliardele de euro furate prin puterea g\u00e2ndului de la baronii PSD, \u0219i l-a \u00eentrebat:<\/p>\n

    -Vreau s\u0103-\u0219i cump\u0103r sufletul, c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103.<\/p>\n

    Diavolul l-a m\u0103surat lung \u0219i languros \u0219i a zis:<\/p>\n

    -Pentru tine e gratis, scumpule.<\/p>\n

    De atunci, de c\u00e2te ori un cre\u0219tin adev\u0103rat aude numele lui Nicu\u0219or Dan, e cuprins de streche divin\u0103 \u0219i face scene de autoexorcism.<\/p>\n

    4. Nicu\u0219or Dan \u021bi-a furat chiar acum cinci minute portofelul.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Da, m\u0103, nu te holba \u0219ocat la acest ecran. Cite\u0219te sec\u021biunile de comentarii legate de el. La c\u00e2t de mult fur\u0103, nu i-a mai r\u0103mas nimic \u00een \u021bara asta, cu excep\u021bia portofelului t\u0103u.<\/p>\n

    5. Nicu\u0219or Dan e regele nop\u021bii conturilor fake de pe Facebook.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

    Cum trece el pe undeva \u0219i ridic\u0103 m\u00e2nu\u021bele, o mul\u021bime de conturi adormite de pe vremea alegerilor din 2016 se ridic\u0103 spasmic \u0219i sacadat, par\u021bial descompuse, eman\u00e2nd lichide incerte, \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 fac\u0103: U\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee. H\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee. Hrrrr!<\/p>\n

    Apoi, rad totul \u00een cale. Dar cic\u0103 usturoiul ajut\u0103. \u0218i spadele de o\u021bel valyrian.<\/p>\n

    Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 afla\u021bi mai multe despre Nicu\u0219or Dan, sus\u021bine\u021bi site-ul cu o dona\u021bie.<\/p>\n

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