Ieri sear\u0103, veneam acas\u0103 cu taxiul, \u015fi d\u0103deam indica\u0163ii:
\n-Coti\u0163i-o, v\u0103 rog, spre st\u00e2nga.
\nOmul:
\n-Cum adic\u0103 “coti\u0163i-o”, nimeni nu zice a\u015fa.
\n“Ce pula noastr\u0103 structuralist\u0103?” mije\u015fte un g\u00e2nd prin creierul meu.
\n-Bun. Da\u0163i col\u0163ul spre st\u00e2nga. E mai bine?
\n-De ce nu \u00eemi zice\u0163i s\u0103 o iau la st\u00e2nga, simplu.
\nAaaaah, m\u0103 prind eu, \u0103sta e unul dintre penibilii \u0103ia cu lexic de 2.500 de cuvinte de baz\u0103, care \u015ftie c\u0103 “hainele” sunt “haine” \u015fi dac\u0103 aude de “\u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte” sau, Doamne fere\u015fte, de “vestimenta\u0163ie” face atac de apoplexie. Am avut din \u0103\u015ftia \u015fi pe la \u015fcoal\u0103. Dac\u0103 d\u0103dea Dumnezeu s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac\u0103 s\u0103 te joci cu cuvintele, se uitau la tine ca la un extraterestru. Creierul lor e varianta “free membership” \u015fi nu are dec\u00e2t func\u0163iuni de baz\u0103: “m\u0103n\u00e2nc”, “m\u0103 culc”, “m\u0103 fut”, “m\u0103n\u00e2nc din nou”.
\n-V\u0103 rog, la a treia u\u015f\u0103, ar\u0103t eu spre blocul care se apropia.
\n-Dar de ce nu zice\u0163i “la a treia scar\u0103”, ca toat\u0103 lumea? Nu sunte\u0163i de aici?
\nFutu-te-n g\u00e2t de cretin, m\u0103 enervez eu. \u015ei decid c\u0103 e vremea s\u0103 fac m\u0103rturisiri.
\n-\u015etii, domnule, familia mea este din Burkina Faso.
\n-Pe bune?
\n-Da. \u015ei \u015ftii, acolo, \u00een Burkina Faso, lumea cite\u015fte ni\u015fte chestii expirate numite c\u0103r\u0163i. Na, \u015fi citindu-le, automat \u015ftie multe cuvinte, pe care le jongleaz\u0103 cu pl\u0103cere. \u00cen Burkina Faso, lumea nu are nici o problem\u0103 s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 sinonime mai pu\u0163in uzuale, \u015fi nu exist\u0103 cretini care s\u0103 atrag\u0103 aten\u0163ia c\u0103 termenul X nu e folosit de majoritatea cretinilor, de vreme ce nu transpare din atitudinea mea dorin\u0163a de a fi cretin\u0103 cu tot dinadinsul. Oops, dar iat\u0103 c\u0103 am ajuns la a treia clan\u0163\u0103. Pardon, scar\u0103. C\u00e2t face cursa?
\n-15 lei. \u015ei era frumos acolo, \u00een Burkina Faso?
\nM\u0103 uit la el cu triste\u0163e.
\n-Era imponderabil. O sear\u0103 evanescent\u0103 v\u0103 doresc. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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