Apare Covid.<\/p>\n
Martie\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Guvern: stare de urgen\u0163\u0103, poporul st\u0103 acas\u0103, \u00eenchidem tot.<\/p>\n Rezultat: pu\u0163ine \u00eemboln\u0103viri.<\/p>\n G\u00e2dea \u015fi Badea: Huo, dictatur\u0103 militar\u0103, de-aia am murit noi la revolu\u0163ie, am ajuns pu\u015fc\u0103ria\u015f de bun\u0103voie, domle, alooou, dacii verzi, huooo, nu mergem la biseric\u0103 de pa\u015fte, jos – gu – ver – nu, jos – gu – ver – nu.<\/p>\n Dou\u0103 luni, tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n Mai –\u00a0 \u00a0septembrie<\/strong><\/p>\n Guvern (s\u0103tul de balamuc); Bine, b\u0103, facem cum vre\u0163i voi, dar m\u0103car purta\u0163i m\u0103\u015fti, nu face\u0163i schimb de precipita\u0163ii c\u00e2nd vorbi\u0163i \u015fi sta\u0163i distan\u0163a\u0163i.<\/p>\n G\u00e2dea \u015fi Badea: Huooo, st\u0103p\u00e2nii uzurpatori, huooo, latifundiari, huo, noi nu purt\u0103m botni\u0163\u0103, b\u0103rba\u0163ii adev\u0103ra\u0163i nu se infecteaz\u0103, huooo. Da ce sunt eu, videochatist\u0103, s\u0103 stau cum m\u0103 pui tu? Cine poart\u0103 botni\u0163\u0103 m\u0103-sa-i pe centur\u0103 \u015fi tac-su camionagiu \u00een trecere. Jos gu – ver – nu, jos gu – ver – nu.<\/p>\n Octombrie.<\/strong><\/p>\n Minimum mia de cazuri noi pe zi.<\/p>\n G\u00e2dea \u015fi Badea: Huooo, guvern de incompeten\u0163i, nu face\u0163i nimic, huoo, de ce nu lua\u0163i m\u0103suri, de ce n-a\u0163i prevenit frumos ca \u00een alte \u0163\u0103ri, jos – gu – ver – nu, jos – gu – ver – nu.<\/p>\n *<\/p>\n \u015ei de-aia, dragi copii, nu face sora voastr\u0103 politic\u0103. S\u0103 fi fost eu \u00een guvern, acum i-a\u015f \u00eempu\u015fca pe \u0103\u015ftia cu m\u00e2nu\u0163a mea.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Fii cu mine pe social media: like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Apare Covid. Martie\u00a0 Guvern: stare de urgen\u0163\u0103, poporul st\u0103 acas\u0103, \u00eenchidem tot. Rezultat: pu\u0163ine \u00eemboln\u0103viri. G\u00e2dea \u015fi Badea: Huo, dictatur\u0103 militar\u0103, de-aia am murit...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20524"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20533,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20524\/revisions\/20533"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}