Azi a venit pe page o ur\u00e2t\u0103. Una c\u0103reia, din istorioare care nu m-au interesat niciodat\u0103, \u00eei \u015ftiu istoricul. Genul care se miloge\u015fte de b\u0103rba\u0163i s\u0103-i dea o \u015fans\u0103, \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163ii care-i r\u0103spund fie prin jet, f\u0103, de-aici, fie, dac\u0103-s st\u0103tu\u0163i din preistoric, prin a-i administra c\u00e2teva numere la be\u0163ie, apoi jet f\u0103 de-aici.<\/p>\n
Da, e un tratament nedemn, dar dac\u0103 tragi de oameni care nu te vor, asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103.<\/p>\n
Mbun.<\/p>\n
Nu m\u0103 interesa nefericita creatur\u0103 nici c\u00e2t negru sub unghie. Drept care, o ignoram senin. \u00cenc\u0103peam perfect pe internet de ea, a\u015fa cum \u00eencap de mul\u0163i al\u0163ii care nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd, ur\u00e2ta asta cu spume, netufuta asta din mezozoic, ignorata asta a oric\u0103rei celule de testosteron func\u0163ional din univers se treze\u015fte s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 mie observa\u0163ie c\u0103 ar fi cazul s\u0103-mi get a man.<\/p>\n
Pas\u0103mite, cum po\u0163i s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti a\u015fa, \u00een perfect\u0103 libertate a op\u0163iunilor, f\u0103c\u00e2nd ce vrei la ce or\u0103 vrei \u015fi merg\u00e2nd unde vrei f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ai de dat explica\u0163ii (bine, nu \u00een ultimele dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni), c\u00e2nd ai putea \u015fi tu s\u0103 tragi de plu\u0103, s\u0103 te miloge\u015fti s\u0103 te bage \u00een seam\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 aduni \u015fosete \u015fi cutii de bere toat\u0103 ziua?<\/p>\n
\u00cen caz c\u0103 nu e clar, o mai explic o dat\u0103:<\/p>\n
Mi se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie glorios de individ\u0103.<\/p>\n
Toate pixdele astea pe care le vede\u0163i vituper\u00e2nd de nebune \u00eempotriva mea pe Facebook o fac din diverse frustr\u0103ri personale, cu care eu nu am nimic de-a face. Unora le-am f\u0103cut varii forme de bine, iar cui nu i-am putut face bine, m-am ab\u0163inut mereu s\u0103-i fac r\u0103u. Pentru c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 am m\u00e2inile \u015fi con\u015ftiin\u0163a p\u0103tat\u0103, \u015fi pentru c\u0103 prioritatea mea nu va fi niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 arunc cu hate \u00een oameni care nu \u00eemi plac, ci s\u0103-mi dezvolt siteul \u015fi paginile online.<\/p>\n
Nu am nimic cu modul \u00een care arat\u0103 o femeie. Sau ce face o femeie. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een clipa \u00een care femeia cu pricina \u00eencepe s\u0103 etaleze f de grij\u0103 obsesiv\u0103 \u00een privin\u0163a persoanei mele, a ceea ce fac, sau s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte minciuni \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi \u00een dreapta. Sau s\u0103 se oplo\u015feasc\u0103 pe social media mea \u015fi cu superioritatea bizar\u0103 pe care \u0163i-o dau absen\u0163a unei oglinzi \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenfumurarea specific\u0103 prostiei, s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103-mi dea indica\u0163ii nesolicitate.<\/p>\n
Atunci da, zic: Da, tu can’t get a man, c\u0103 e\u015fti \u015fi ur\u00e2t\u0103, \u015fi proast\u0103, nu ai nimic care s\u0103 merite aten\u0163ia unui b\u0103rbat \u015fi au \u015fi \u0103ia standardele lor. S\u0103 extrapolezi incapacitatea ta de a re\u0163ine sula l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine m\u0103car trei minute dup\u0103 ce efectueaz\u0103 depunerea icrelor e insult\u0103tor.<\/p>\n
\u015ei hopa mizdoiul milos, s\u0103 intervin\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 dreptate.<\/p>\n
Mizdoiul milos are creierul prea \u00eence\u0163o\u015fat de mil\u0103 \u015fi nu se uit\u0103 atent la situa\u0163ie. Nu se uit\u0103 c\u0103 tu erai pe pagina ta, \u015fi nu-\u0163i p\u0103sa de ur\u00e2ta proast\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u0163i-a p\u0103sat de ea ever. \u015ei c\u0103 vita era oplo\u015fit\u0103 toat\u0103 pe\u00a0 tine \u015fi c\u0103uta s\u0103-\u0163i inoculeze veninul care define\u015fte fiecare zi a ei de jartea ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi respins\u0103 de oricine a aruncat o privire peste ea vreodat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Mizdoiul milos simte c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 te \u015fcoleasc\u0103 tot pe tine:<\/p>\n
“Vai, Lorena, dar cum po\u0163i s\u0103 te exprimi a\u015fa la adresa femeilor ur\u00e2te. Toate suntem frumoase \u00een felul nostru \u015fi e nedemn din partea ta s\u0103 judeci..”<\/p>\n
Eu nu judec, mizdoiule milos. Tratez cu acela\u015fi respect pe Muma P\u0103durii \u015fi pe Ileana Cos\u00e2nzeana, c\u00e2t timp nu fac etalare de prostie \u015fi sfaturi nesolicitate pe pagina mea.<\/p>\n
Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 cum ar\u0103\u0163i. M\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 cum ar\u0103\u0163i \u00een momentul c\u00e2nd vii cu ce te doare pe tine ca ur\u00e2t\u0103 (namely, c\u0103 de cum te vede, p*la se face mic\u0103 \u015fi se ascunde \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt ca r\u00e2mele) \u015fi cau\u0163i s\u0103 proiectezi asta asupra mea.<\/p>\n
Atunci, Watson, we have a problem.<\/p>\n
“Dar ce ai cu ea?”<\/p>\n
N-am nimic cu nimeni. C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 m\u0103 vede\u0163i pe mine post\u00e2nd hate stupid\u00a0 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 sens pe pagina altuia, va fi semn c\u0103 am ceva cu cineva.<\/p>\n
Dar eu am timpul at\u00e2t de ocupat de love \u015fi de ador, \u00eenc\u00e2t chiar nu am acel minut de rezervat s\u0103 intru pe pagin\u0103 la Mi\u0163ulica \u015fi s\u0103 comentez… ce? C\u0103 nu \u00eemi place? Nimeni nu are obliga\u0163ia s\u0103-mi plac\u0103, c\u00e2t timp nu e contra cost. C\u0103 e proast\u0103? E proast\u0103 pe barba ei, nu pe a mea. Nici n-a\u015f \u015fti s\u0103 dau un comment toxic f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 simt mai proast\u0103 dec\u00e2t destinatarul.<\/p>\n
Maximul pe care \u00eel fac, c\u00e2nd nu \u00eemi place cineva, e s\u0103 m\u0103 desprind de om \u015fi s\u0103-l scot din lista mea de priorit\u0103\u0163i. Dac\u0103 era acolo. Dac\u0103 nu era, hide all posts \u015fi gata.<\/p>\n
Ce-ar fi s\u0103 v\u0103 rezerva\u0163i talentul de avocat \u00een a ap\u0103ra altceva, dec\u00e2t pro\u015ftii hateri de pe net?<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 pe viitor nu mai ia bloc doar ur\u00e2ta hater, ci \u015fi mizdoiul milos care, de\u015fi consum\u0103 contentul MEU, nu pe al ur\u00e2tei, simte c\u0103 ar fi cazul s\u0103-i ia ap\u0103rarea, c\u00e2nd ea latr\u0103 a apucat pe peretele meu \u015fi nu invers.<\/p>\n
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