{"id":20658,"date":"2020-10-27T11:00:59","date_gmt":"2020-10-27T08:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20658"},"modified":"2020-10-27T11:00:59","modified_gmt":"2020-10-27T08:00:59","slug":"posta-redactiei-matusa-pretentioasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-matusa-pretentioasa\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: m\u0103tu\u015fa preten\u0163ioas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. El sau ea (sau them, dac\u0103 e undeva \u00eentre) ne descrie cu lux de am\u0103nunte o problem\u0103, pe mail: birou@lorenalupu.com. Noi o citim, cuget\u0103m lung \u015fi al naibii de serios, \u015fi producem un articola\u015f r\u0103spuns doldora de idei bune, pe care oricum nu le ve\u0163i aplica, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n

\u015ei misiva de azi zice a\u015fa:<\/p>\n

Bun\u0103, Lorena.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, \u00eemi prezint scuzele pt. c\u0103 nu voi scrie tot textul cu diacritice. Sunt pe telefon \u0219i autocorrectul meu e setat pe dou\u0103 limbi.\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
A\u015f vrea s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi cer p\u0103rerea, \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 voi g\u0103si o solu\u021bie pa\u0219nic\u0103 unei chestii, care \u00eemi st\u0103 pe creier. \u0218i anume, cum \u00eei putem spune m\u0103tu\u0219ii so\u021bului c\u0103, de\u0219i nu ne deranjeaz\u0103 s\u0103 o ajut\u0103m din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, totul are o limit\u0103?<\/strong><\/div>\n
Ne-am \u00eentors recent \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce am condus jum\u0103tate de Europ\u0103, am \u00eentrat \u00een izolare \u00een apartamentul m\u0103tu\u0219ii cu pricina, iar ea va sta dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni cu socrii, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i ea \u0219i ei sunt b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u0219i nu vrem s\u0103 risc\u0103m s\u0103 le transmitem ceva, chiar \u0219i asimptomatici fiind \u0219i eu \u0219i omul. <\/strong><\/div>\n
Dup\u0103 ce ie\u0219im din izolare, omul va \u00eencepe un nou job la clinica de pensionari, unde m\u0103tu\u0219a \u00een cauz\u0103 lucreaz\u0103 ca director adjunct\/medic generalist.<\/strong><\/div>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 aici toate bune, doar c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd am ajuns \u00een izolare, imediat a treia zi ne-a cerut s\u0103 o ajut\u0103m cu un tabel de scris pt. clinic\u0103. Av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 m\u0103tu\u0219a de\u021bine un desktop, \u0219i nu un laptop, am zis c\u0103 nu ne ia mult s\u0103 \u00eei facem un tabel. <\/strong><\/div>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 joi, deja ajunsesem la trei tabele \u0219i un pliant de prezentare pentru clinic\u0103. \u0218i joi seara, ne-am trezit c\u0103 mai are de scris\/modificat \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva proceduri medicale, dar “dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219ii” ei se pot relaxa, c\u0103 nu \u00eei trebuie p\u00e2n\u0103 luni.<\/strong><\/div>\n
\u00centre mine \u0219i om, eu sunt ceva mai rapid\u0103 la tastat \u0219i scris kilometri de text, a\u015fa c\u0103 responsabilitatea redactatului cade pe mine. <\/strong><\/div>\n
C\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut c\u0103 mi-a f\u0103cut deja program pt. weekend, am \u00eenghi\u021bit cu noduri \u0219i am glumit pe seama m\u0103tu\u0219ii c\u0103 doi ani de zile, c\u00e2t so\u021bul meu a locuit \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, cine i-o fi scris toate alea. <\/strong><\/div>\n
\u00cenainte de a se muta cu mine \u00een UK, omul a fost mul\u021bi ani certat cu ea – \u0219i exact din motive similare: du-m\u0103 la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, vino \u0219i m\u0103 ia de la spital, \u0219i du-m\u0103 peste tot; dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 cont de p\u0103rerea, cheful sau timpul lui. \u0218i o d\u0103duse la pace cu ea exact \u00eenainte s\u0103 plece, pentru c\u0103 nu \u0219i-ar fi iertat s\u0103 fie plecat \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple ceva cu ea.<\/strong><\/div>\n
\u0218i acum c\u00e2nd ne-am \u00eentors am\u00e2ndoi, m\u0103tu\u0219a a revenit la vechile ei obiceiuri. Ieri mi-am petrecut 6 ore scriind 2 bro\u0219uri a c\u00e2te 35 de pagini \u0219i f\u0103c\u00e2nd corectur\u0103 \u0219i cap limpede pt. alt\u0103 procedur\u0103, doar 427 de pagini. I le-am trimis pe mail \u0219i am zis c\u0103 asta a fost. Doar c\u0103 la 11 noaptea m-am trezit cu mesaje de la ea “c\u0103 mai sunt proceduri de f\u0103cut”, iar \u00een diminea\u021ba asta, imediat cum m-a v\u0103zut online, mi le-a trimis din nou, s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 v\u0103d mesajele.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Acum nu zic c\u0103 se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 mi se cear\u0103 ajutorul \u0219i s\u0103 redactez documente pentru temele nepo\u021bilor sau pt. prietena mea \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, dar e oarecare diferen\u021b\u0103 \u00eentre a verifica gramatica pe 2-3 pagini sau a aranja ceva \u00eentr-un anumit format \u0219i a scrie de la zero bro\u0219uri intregi. \u0218i dup\u0103 cum merg lucrurile, sunt convins\u0103 c\u0103 cererile de scris nu se vor opri nici dup\u0103 ce omul \u00eencepe munca, iar eu nu prea voi avea multe op\u021biuni s\u0103 o refuz.<\/strong><\/div>\n
M\u0103tu\u0219a nu a fost niciodat\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103 \u0219i \u0219i-a concentrat toat\u0103 aten\u021bia pe om, ca \u0219i cum ar fi fiul ei \u0219i nu nepot. Totodat\u0103, \u0219i-a petrecut \u00eentreaga via\u021b\u0103 ba manager de spital, ba de sanepid, sau alte institu\u021bii \u0219i femeia e obi\u0219nuit\u0103 ca nimeni s\u0103 nu mi\u0219te \u00een fa\u021ba ei, sau s\u0103 \u00eei ias\u0103 din cuv\u00e2nt. \u0218i a dus acest obicei \u0219i \u00een via\u021ba personal\u0103, nu doar \u00een cea profesionala.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Iar eu nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 o dezv\u0103\u021b de acest obicei, de a fi \u00een control asupra tuturor din jur. Spre exemplu, nu m-ar deranja s\u0103 m\u0103 angajeze \u0219i pe mine part-time ca secretara sau personal assistant, sau ce vrea ea – \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup exclusiv de scrisul acestor proceduri kilometrice. Dar m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi fie b\u0103gate pe g\u00e2t, f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103car s\u0103 am un cuv\u00e2nt de spus.<\/strong><\/div>\n
Tu cum crezi c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 procedez?<\/strong><\/div>\n
Mul\u021bumesc pentru timpul acordat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
Te \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ez,\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
X. <\/strong><\/div>\n
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Drag\u0103 X.,<\/div>\n
Da, ce spui tu acolo e mocangeal\u0103 la drumul mare. Mai ales c\u0103 tanti, ca director \u00een n locuri, are bani \u015fi-\u015fi permite s\u0103 te pl\u0103teasc\u0103. Dar, cumva, oamenii cu bani – nu to\u0163i, dar o cov\u00e2r\u015fitoare majoritate – sunt cei\u00a0 mai sini\u015ftri mocangii dintre to\u0163i.<\/div>\n
Ce a\u015f face eu? I-a\u015f scrie luni.<\/div>\n
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“Doamn\u0103, \u00een decursul acestor zile, v-am f\u0103cut redactarea \u015fi corectura urm\u0103toarelor documente:<\/div>\n
Trei mor\u0163i sar gardul, 345 pagini,<\/div>\n
Cine \u00eenfige laleaua \u00een br\u00e2nz\u0103, 456 pagini,<\/div>\n
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etc. etc. etc.<\/div>\n
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V\u0103 rog s\u0103 lua\u0163i \u00een considerare c\u0103 aceasta este profesia mea, iar eu ofer aceste servicii contra cost. Mai ales consider\u00e2nd caracterul de obligativitate pe care par s\u0103-l aib\u0103 \u00een ochii domniei voastre, \u015fi volumul extrem de mare de munc\u0103 pe care mi-l pretinde\u0163i.<\/div>\n
V\u0103 rog frumos s\u0103 lua\u0163i o decizie pe viitor. Dori\u0163i s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u0163i pe fiecare proiect \u00een parte, sau discut\u0103m un salariu lunar?<\/div>\n
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Cu respect,<\/div>\n
X.”<\/div>\n
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Discut\u0103 \u015fi cu al t\u0103u \u00eenainte, s\u0103 \u015ftie \u015fi el.<\/div>\n
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\u015ei da, preg\u0103ti\u0163i-v\u0103 de o uria\u015f\u0103 criz\u0103 de nervi, pentru c\u0103 mocangiii tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-o stare foarte sigur\u0103 de misecuvenism 100%, \u015fi ideea c\u0103 ar fi cazul s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru timpul \u015fi munca altuia \u00eei indigneaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n r\u0103runchi. Dar, ca s\u0103 ie\u015fi\u0163i din punctul de vaci de muls \u00een care a\u0163i ajuns acum, e singura cale.<\/div>\n
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E ca extrac\u0163ia de m\u0103sea. Trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenfrun\u0163i stresul stomatologului, ca s\u0103 scapi de infec\u0163ie \u015fi puroi. Nu merge altfel. Mai ales c\u0103 aia a fost \u015fef\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u0163a ei, a lins-o \u00een fiecare cotlon al cur\u0163ii tot personalul \u015fi e obi\u015fnuit\u0103 s\u0103 comande. Diferen\u0163a e c\u0103 \u0103ia primeau un salariu, iar voi nu.<\/div>\n
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Cred c\u0103 mesajul redactat de mine e mixul cel mai bun \u00eentre pragmatism \u015fi polite\u0163e. \u015ei poate vei ob\u0163ine exact jobul pe care \u00eel vrei de la ea.<\/div>\n
\u00cen fond, \u0163i-a testat deja munca \u015fi \u015ftie c\u0103 e\u015fti bun\u0103.<\/div>\n
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Dac\u0103 spune c\u0103 nu vrea s\u0103 te angajeze, urm\u0103toarea bro\u015furic\u0103 va fi refuzat\u0103 frumos \u015fi politicos cu “Ne pare r\u0103u, m\u0103tu\u015fic\u0103, ne plictisim \u00een carantin\u0103, ne-am f\u0103cut cont pe LiveJasmin \u015fi facem videochat \u00een cuplu, n-avem timp de gratuit\u0103\u0163i. Intr\u0103 \u00een privat cu noi, numai 2 euro minutul”.<\/div>\n
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\u015ei de cum termina\u0163i carantina, eu zic s\u0103 lua\u0163i vitez\u0103 din apartamentul ei, c\u0103 altfel, v\u0103 va stresa a\u015fa p\u00e2n\u0103 v\u0103 certa\u0163i iar.<\/div>\n
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Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/div>\n
Lorena.<\/div>\n
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