{"id":20671,"date":"2020-10-31T10:46:29","date_gmt":"2020-10-31T07:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20671"},"modified":"2020-10-31T10:46:29","modified_gmt":"2020-10-31T07:46:29","slug":"rog-a-se-injura-responsabil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/rog-a-se-injura-responsabil\/","title":{"rendered":"Rog a se \u00eenjura responsabil"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vorbesc eu ieri cu un cunoscut. \u015ei din vorb\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103-mi \u00eenjure un ter\u0163.<\/p>\n

-D\u0103-l \u00een p**a mea de bou t\u00e2mpit, cretin \u015fi idiot, handicapat enervant \u015fi b\u0103tubil cu bocancul peste gluma aia pe care o nume\u015fte f\u0103\u0163\u0103u, rahat slinos cu dou\u0103 fe\u0163e, ipocrit ordinar care una zice \u015fi alta face, nenorocit f\u0103r\u0103 coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103, un bulangiu, un afemeiat…<\/p>\n

Eu:<\/p>\n

-Stop. Fr\u00e2n\u0103. Bulangiu sau afemeiat? Fii \u015fi tu consecvent \u00een nemul\u0163umiri.<\/p>\n

\u00cencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103:<\/p>\n

-OK. Bisexual.<\/p>\n

-Aha. Tocmai mi-ai amintit de un gigel de pe net care \u00eenjura sub fiecare text. \u015ei \u00een aceea\u015fi fraz\u0103, m\u0103 f\u0103cea nef**t\u0103 \u015fi c**v\u0103.\u00a0 \u00a0P\u00e2n\u0103 i-am zis: Tovar\u0103\u015fu, nici tribunalul nu te accept\u0103 a\u015fa, c\u0103 acuzi omul \u015fi c\u0103 \u0163i-a furat bicicleta, \u015fi c\u0103 te mituie\u015fte cu o biciclet\u0103. Mergi pe o linie solid\u0103 de acuzare. Nef**\u0103 SAU c**v\u0103?<\/p>\n

-\u015ei ce a ales?<\/p>\n

-Nici una, m-a f\u0103cut proast\u0103 \u015fi at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Pentru mai multe lec\u0163ii de \u00eenjurat armonios, da\u0163i like pe Lorena Lupu Artist Page<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vorbesc eu ieri cu un cunoscut. \u015ei din vorb\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103-mi \u00eenjure un ter\u0163. -D\u0103-l \u00een p**a mea de bou t\u00e2mpit, cretin...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20449,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/angrydog.jpg?fit=640%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20671"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20673,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20671\/revisions\/20673"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}