{"id":20694,"date":"2020-11-05T11:17:02","date_gmt":"2020-11-05T08:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20694"},"modified":"2020-11-05T11:17:02","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T08:17:02","slug":"cum-ne-facem-buletin-pe-vremea-lui-covid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-ne-facem-buletin-pe-vremea-lui-covid\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum ne facem buletin pe vremea lui Covid"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dac\u0103 exist\u0103 o form\u0103 de ghinion, sora voastr\u0103 o s\u0103-l experimenteze. De exemplu: care e \u0219ansa s\u0103-\u021bi expire cardul de identitate exact \u00een anul \u00een care un virus poten\u021bial mortal \u00ee\u0219i face mendrele prin omenire? Una la zece? Exact asta e rata mea de ghinion. Dac\u0103 un rahat are o \u0219ans\u0103 de 10% s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple, rahat se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u0219i nu ai ce face \u00een privin\u021ba asta.<\/p>\n

Sora voastr\u0103 \u0219i-a p\u0103strat buletinul de Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe, Covasna, dinrtr-un motiv foarte simplu. Autorit\u0103\u0163ile locale sunt mai pu\u0163in inventive fa\u0163\u0103 de contribuabil, raportat la cele din capital\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 li se n\u0103zare s\u0103 te plimbe aiurea, m\u0103car toate institu\u0163iile erau pe acelea\u015fi dou\u0103\u00a0 str\u0103zi din centru \u015fi nu iroseai o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 b\u00e2ntuind de colo – colo.<\/p>\n

OK. Dar pe pandemie nu-\u0163i vine s\u0103 te plimbi, mai ales dac\u0103 ai mam\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, cu multe boli, \u015fi nu vrei s\u0103-i aduci \u015fi Covid cadou.<\/p>\n

S-a g\u00e2ndit Ministerul de Interne, ca m\u0103sur\u0103 special\u0103 Covid, s\u0103 faciliteze emiterea de c\u0103r\u0163i de identitate \u015fi \u00een ora\u015ful unde lucrezi, dac\u0103 e diferit de cel \u00een care locuie\u015fti?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

De ce s\u0103 se fi g\u00e2ndit? De ce s\u0103 nu punem prostul pe drumuri? Po\u0163i primi o carte de identitate provizorie, dar care nu te scute\u015fte cu nimic de deranjul de a umbla ulterior dup\u0103 buletin, \u015fi Covid nu trece cu una, cu dou\u0103, minimum un an \u00eel mai avem printre noi.<\/p>\n

Belea.<\/p>\n

Deci, trebuie s\u0103 vii \u00een Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe.<\/p>\n

Eviden\u0163a popula\u0163iei nu te prime\u015fte dec\u00e2t cu programare,\u00a0<\/strong>dup\u0103 cum spune site-ul lor. \u015ei totu\u015fi, c\u00e2nd ajungi, locul e plin de lume, pentru c\u0103 exist\u0103 fraierii care sun\u0103 s\u0103 se programeze (eu) \u015fi restul \u015fmecherilor.<\/p>\n

Ai de pl\u0103tit 7 lei pentru emiterea noului act.\u00a0<\/strong>Dar nu, nu \u00een acela\u015fi loc. Trebuie s\u0103 te duci la Direc\u0163ia de Taxe Municipale, care e cu totul \u00een alt cartier, s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti, \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eentorci. Chit c\u0103, din patru func\u0163ionari prezen\u0163i la eviden\u0163a popula\u0163iei, doi stau degeaba, deci, tehnic, puteau deschide o casierie.<\/p>\n

Exact \u00een anul lui Covid, ne-a venit ideea foarte de\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 mai plimb\u0103m omul un pic.<\/p>\n

Fiecare act e cu copie, dar nu exist\u0103 xerox \u00een incint\u0103 sau peste drum.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Eu nu \u00een\u0163eleg nici s\u0103 m\u0103 ba\u0163i un lucru. De ce nu se poate efectua xeroxul \u00een incinta acestor afurisite de institu\u0163ii de stat care nu se pot satisface f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2te o copie? Cum exist\u0103 chio\u015fcule\u0163ul administratorului care \u00eencaseaz\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163inerea \u00een fiecare bloc, ar putea exista un chio\u015fcule\u0163 cu o tanti care s\u0103 fac\u0103 xerox \u015fi imprim\u0103ri, \u015fi veniturile alea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een scopuri caritabile, de exemplu. La c\u00e2\u0163i bani bag\u0103 statul \u00een panselu\u0163e, 100.000 de lei bucata, plantezi una \u00een minus \u015fi echipezi cu xeroxuri institu\u0163iile de stat. Ar\u0103\u0163i \u015fi tu un pic de omenie fa\u0163\u0103 de contribuabil.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 domiciliul din buletin e pe numele p\u0103rin\u0163ilor, trebuie s\u0103 vii cu ei personal, s\u0103 semneze c\u0103 te primesc \u00een spa\u0163iu.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dar, doamn\u0103, e acela\u015fi domiciliu dintotdeauna. Nu e nici o modificare. De ce e nevoie s-o punem pe mama pe drumuri?<\/p>\n

C\u0103 a\u015fa trebuie.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu merge o declara\u0163ie scris\u0103 de ea cu m\u00e2na ei, \u00een original, cu semn\u0103tur\u0103?<\/p>\n

Nu. Trebuie s\u0103 vin\u0103 fizic.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, d\u0103-m\u0103 dreq. Dac\u0103 \u00eemi expira buletinul \u00een perioada aia c\u00e2nd b\u0103tr\u00e2nii puteau s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00eentre 11 \u015fi 1, ce ne f\u0103ceam?<\/p>\n

V\u0103 programa\u0163i pentru ziua urm\u0103toare, \u00eentre 11 \u015fi 1.<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, n-ai alt\u0103 treab\u0103 dec\u00e2t s-o arzi la nesf\u00e2r\u015fit prin Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe, c\u00e2nd \u00een Bucure\u015fti te a\u015fteapt\u0103 un munte de treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

Chiar dac\u0103 completezi un formular pentru emitere \u00een regim de urgen\u0163\u0103, tot le ia trei zile\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0102h\u0103, pe vremea mea, ficiorii mo\u015fului, un act \u00een regim de urgen\u0163\u0103 se elibera \u00een termen de 24 de ore \u015fi pl\u0103teai \u00een plus. Acum, nu ai de pl\u0103tit \u00een plus, dar func\u0163ionara \u00ee\u0163i spune de la obraz c\u0103 dureaz\u0103 trei zile. Noroc c\u0103 am anticipat incompeten\u0163a statului rom\u00e2n \u015fi mi-am eliberat s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na p\u00e2n\u0103 vineri inclusiv, altfel, eram prostul care f\u0103cea dou\u0103 drumuri.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu merge s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc \u015fi s\u0103 emite\u0163i \u00een timp mai scurt?<\/p>\n

Nu.<\/p>\n

Desigur, despre trimis actele necesare online\u00a0<\/strong>\u015fi prezentarea la ghi\u015feu abia s\u0103 ridici CI nici nu poate fi vorba. Ar presupune preocupare fa\u0163\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tatea \u015fi timpul contribuabilului, iar statul rom\u00e2n nu se va face vinovat de astea \u00een vecii vecilor, amin.<\/p>\n

Nu am o problem\u0103 cu Eviden\u0163a Popula\u0163iei Sf\u00e2ntu Gheorghe. Presupun c\u0103 \u00een ora\u015fe mai mari, nivelul de f*** la icre e undeva mai ridicat, pentru c\u0103 avem cu ce.\u00a0 Ideea e c\u0103 singura form\u0103 \u00een care s-a g\u00e2ndit statul s\u0103 schimbe acest proces acum, de pandemie, este c\u0103 a pus un gigel cu aparat de luat temperatura la intrarea \u00een institu\u0163ie. \u0102la te \u015fi aten\u0163ioneaz\u0103 c\u0103 ai masca un pic prea jos.<\/p>\n

Felicit\u0103ri, Ministerul de Interne, sunte\u0163i tari. Facepalm!<\/p>\n

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