{"id":20779,"date":"2020-11-19T11:57:41","date_gmt":"2020-11-19T08:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20779"},"modified":"2020-11-19T11:57:41","modified_gmt":"2020-11-19T08:57:41","slug":"covid-si-restrictiile-de-noapte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/covid-si-restrictiile-de-noapte\/","title":{"rendered":"Covid \u0219i restric\u021biile de noapte"},"content":{"rendered":"

Subliniez ca not\u0103 introductiv\u0103: respect m\u0103surile de preven\u021bie Covid. Nu mi-a v\u0103zut nici o persoan\u0103 vie – sau moart\u0103, pana mea – jum\u0103tatea inferioar\u0103 a fe\u021bei de peste jum\u0103tate de an. Pun poze pe Instagram doar s\u0103 demonstrez c\u0103 exist\u0103. Respect distan\u021barea de minimum un metru \u0219i jum\u0103tate. Evit aglomera\u021bia, nu m\u0103 duc \u00een locuri dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 am bani de luat, consum dezinfectan\u021bi ca pe bomboane – \u0219i m\u0103 refer la vitez\u0103, nu la actul b\u0103g\u0103rii \u00een gur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Daaar… restric\u021biile astea noi pe vreme de noapte mi se par o imens\u0103 \u0219i apoteotic\u0103 t\u00e2mpenie.<\/p>\n

De la ce m-am luat: eu de obicei sunt acel ultim cump\u0103r\u0103tor de la 21.45. lucrez la ale mele p\u00e2n\u0103 se apropie ora \u00eenchiderii supermarketurilor \u0219i de obicei, atunci cobor s\u0103-mi iau o sticl\u0103 de vin \u0219i o roti\u021b\u0103 de ca\u0219caval.<\/p>\n

Ieri seara, cobor la Carrefour-ul meu din col\u021b. Lac\u0103t \u0219i lini\u0219te. M\u0103 uit la ceas: 21:30. Ce plm?? Apoi v\u0103d t\u0103bli\u021ba care spune:\u00a0 Magazinul se \u00eenchide la 21. M\u0103sur\u0103 de preven\u021bie Covid.<\/p>\n

\u0218i m\u0103 iau de cap. C\u00e2t plm Covid po\u021bi s\u0103 faci de la cinci obosi\u021bi care trec \u0219i ei s\u0103-\u0219i ia de b\u0103ut?? Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 sora voastr\u0103 or\u0103 la care lumea din magazin e 100% distan\u021bat\u0103 social \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 chef de buluceal\u0103. E intervalul orar dintre 21 \u0219i 22.<\/p>\n

A\u0219 \u00een\u021belege s\u0103 \u00eenchizi magazinul \u00eentre 11 \u0219i 12. Atunci da, e \u00eenghesuial\u0103 \u0219i coad\u0103. Po\u0219ta Rom\u00e2n\u0103 avea genul \u0103sta de pauz\u0103 de pr\u00e2nz \u00eenc\u0103 dinainte de Covid. Dar s\u0103 previi Covid \u00eenchiz\u00e2nd SEARA, la ora la care nu ies din cas\u0103 dec\u00e2t ultimii mohicani r\u0103t\u0103ci\u021bi, e pointless, mindless and clueless.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, Carrefour era \u00eenchis, a\u0219a c\u0103 sora voastr\u0103 a luat-o frumos printre blocurile gri, s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een strada mare, la Lidl de pe Rebreanu. Ei bine, ce a g\u0103sit ea acolo? Lini\u0219te \u0219i triste\u021be. Program de preven\u021bie Covid. Pas\u0103mite, \u0219i Lidl prevenea Covidul tot \u00eentre nou\u0103 \u0219i zece seara. Se \u0219tie, aia e ora de activare, c\u00e2nd covizeii mici se transform\u0103 \u00een Master Covid, Acaparatorul de Universuri.<\/p>\n

Mbun, \u0219i-a amintit sora voastr\u0103 c\u0103 la dou\u0103 gherete distan\u021b\u0103 e un Mega Image nonstop. Nonstop, adic\u0103 deschis 24 \/ 7, c\u0103 \u0219i lumea care munce\u0219te \u00een schimbul 3 e om. A luat-o frumos la pas \u0219i, \u00een foarte scurt timp, a ajuns la destina\u021bie. Program nonstop, scria pe u\u0219\u0103. Da, dar dedesubt completare. Program provizoriu Covid: nu mai \u0219tiu ora de diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 oricum ora aia nu exist\u0103 pentru mine – 21.00.<\/p>\n

Subliniez: magazinul nonstop.<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 \u00eentreb: omul care munce\u0219te \u00een schimbul 3, sau tur\u0103 de noapte, nu e \u0219i el cet\u0103\u021bean european cu drepturi? S\u0103-\u0219i poat\u0103 lua un sandvi\u0219, o m\u0103slin\u0103, o bomboan\u0103, o aten\u021bie? Care e sensul ra\u021bional al \u00eenchiderii magazinelor la o or\u0103 la care oricum nu erau aglomerate in the first place? Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 iei Covid la Kaufland, garantat nu \u00eel iei la nou\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate, c\u00e2nd \u00een afar\u0103 de tine, mai sunt vreo opt co-be\u021bivi \u00een tot magazinul. \u00cel iei \u0219i tu ca omul la ora \u0219ase, c\u00e2nd ies p\u0103lma\u0219ii de pe planta\u021bii \u0219i se \u00eenghesuie la aprovizionare.<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 tot suntem aici: care e sensul declara\u021biilor de noapte? Da, declara\u021bia din martie, pe timp de zi, am \u00een\u021beles-o. Vrem s\u0103 se evite aglomera\u021bia f\u0103r\u0103 sens, drept care, punem fiecare gigel s\u0103 scrie o h\u00e2rtie \u00een care explic\u0103 unde se duce. Unii, mai comozi, care n-aveau treab\u0103 serioas\u0103, doar populau drumul degeaba, o s\u0103 prefere s\u0103 n-o mai fac\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar unde vezi tu aglomera\u021bie noaptea? \u00cen afara unui concert la Romexpo, i mean. Ce extorsiune a unui degajament are loc noaptea, c\u00e2nd vezi un trec\u0103tor la zece minute, s\u0103 aib\u0103 sens ca acel trec\u0103tor solitar s\u0103 poarte la el declara\u021bie? Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 noaptea, dom’ plutonier? Trafic de Covid la plicule\u0163e? Se ridic\u0103 Covid din sicriu ca vampirul Dracula \u015fi amenin\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 ne sug\u0103? Ce e noaptea a\u015fa infec\u0163ios, de trebuie musai s\u0103 plimb\u0103m h\u00e2rtii la noi?<\/p>\n

Excesul de zel e un lucru frumos, c\u00e2nd e cu cap. Dar excesul de zel \u00een forma sa vid\u0103 de inteligen\u0163\u0103 na\u015fte cele mai crunte idio\u0163enii la care asist\u0103m to\u0163i.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu \u015ftiu ce face\u0163i voi pe 6 decembrie, dar eu pl\u0103nuiesc s\u0103 m\u0103 distan\u0163ez social \u015fi s\u0103 practic autoizolarea la domiciliu. Wink.<\/p>\n

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