{"id":20784,"date":"2020-11-20T10:34:03","date_gmt":"2020-11-20T07:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20784"},"modified":"2020-11-20T10:34:03","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T07:34:03","slug":"la-masa-verde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-masa-verde\/","title":{"rendered":"La masa verde"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mai 2020.<\/p>\n

Gigel: Covid nu exist\u0103.<\/p>\n

Costel: Logic c\u0103 nu exist\u0103, e doar o r\u0103ceal\u0103.<\/p>\n

Titel: Uite, domle, de ce \u00een Norvegia se merge pe imunizare?<\/p>\n

Gigel: Da, var\u0103-mea care s-a dus la fu… \u0103sta, munc\u0103 \u00een Oslo zice c\u0103 nimeni nu poart\u0103 masc\u0103. \u0218i uite-i ce bine sunt.<\/p>\n

Costel: Jos botni\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Gigel: Po\u021bi s-o mai zici o dat\u0103 pe asta, frate.<\/p>\n

Costel: Jos botni\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Titel: Dac\u0103 norvegienii pot, poate oricine. Ei \u0219tiu mai bine, nu ca noi.<\/p>\n

Costel: Covid nu exist\u0103, e doar bilgheits \u0219i \u0219oro\u0219 care ne vor pro\u0219ti \u0219i \u00een genunchi, pentru c\u0103 invidiaz\u0103 virtutea dacic\u0103 legendar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Gigel: Mai bine m\u0103 duceam \u0219i eu \u00een Norvegia cu sor\u0103-mea. De ce \u0103ia n-au Covid? C\u0103 se imunizeaz\u0103 to\u021bi. Ies \u00een ora\u0219. Numai noi st\u0103m aresta\u021bi la domiciliu.<\/p>\n

To\u021bi trei la unison: Jos arestul la domiciliu.<\/p>\n

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Noiembrie 2020:<\/p>\n

Gigel: Am \u00eenvins \u00een meciul cu Norvegia.<\/p>\n

Costel: P\u0103i noi mereu am fost tari pe fotbal, domnule. \u00cen 1994, aproape c\u0103 am c\u00e2\u0219tigat Mondiala. Poate o c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103m \u0219i acum.<\/p>\n

Titel: Nu \u0219tiu, frate, io-s mai gamer. Io joc, nu m\u0103 las jucat. C\u00e2te goluri?<\/p>\n

Gigel: Cine mi-a f\u0103cut mie rost de doi pro\u0219ti ca voi, m\u0103?? S-a decis victorie la masa verde?<\/p>\n

Gigel: Ce e aia masa verde?<\/p>\n

Costel: \u0218i \u00een ce restaurant e ea? C\u0103 restaurantele sunt cic\u0103 \u00eenchise.<\/p>\n

Gigel: Nu, b\u0103, masa verde e a\u0219a, imaginar\u0103.<\/p>\n

Costel: \u0218tiu, m\u0103. A\u0219a, ca un app.<\/p>\n

Titel: B\u0103, norocul t\u0103u c\u0103 e\u0219ti b\u0103iat bun! Nu, e un loc care de fapt nu exist\u0103, unde se decid victoriile \u0219i pierderile c\u00e2nd o echip\u0103 nu se prezint\u0103.<\/p>\n

Costel: Aha. \u0218i nu ne-am prezentat noi?<\/p>\n

Gigel: Cum s\u0103 \u00eenvingem, b\u0103, dac\u0103 nu ne-am prezentat?<\/p>\n

Costel: Ca-n Teleorman. Punem mor\u021bii s\u0103 voteze.<\/p>\n

Titel: Vai de p\u0103s\u0103rica ta. Zi, b\u0103i, Gigele, de ce n-a venit Norvegia, b\u0103?<\/p>\n

Gigel: B\u0103, cic\u0103-s \u00een carantin\u0103, au f\u0103cut Covid.<\/p>\n

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