{"id":20851,"date":"2020-11-30T17:00:11","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T14:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20851"},"modified":"2020-11-30T17:00:11","modified_gmt":"2020-11-30T14:00:11","slug":"dragalasenia-zilei-cea-mai-lenesa-bataie-din-lume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dragalasenia-zilei-cea-mai-lenesa-bataie-din-lume\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr\u0103g\u0103l\u0103\u0219enia zilei: Cea mai lene\u0219\u0103 b\u0103taie din lume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt unele zile \u00een care ne sim\u021bim obosi\u021bi, stresa\u021bi, somnoro\u0219i \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 chef de via\u021b\u0103. Care e ajutorul care ne reseteaz\u0103 instant dispozi\u021bia?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai zis clipuri cu anim\u0103lu\u021be: salut, eu sunt Lorena, ce bei, ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci?<\/p>\n<p>Azi ne vom uita \u00eempreun\u0103 la dou\u0103 m\u00e2\u021be care se bat. Dar nu se bat ca supereroii, nu se bat ca turcii cu rom\u00e2nii, nu se bat nici m\u0103car ca doi gigei care se caftesc pe ultima \u00eenghi\u021bitur\u0103 dintr-un pet de Bucegi la doi litri.<\/p>\n<p>Ambelor m\u00e2\u021be le e extrem de lene, drept care se bat cu \u00eencetinitorul, \u0219i se mai \u0219i odihnesc \u00eentre, s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 febr\u0103 muscular\u0103 sau ceva.<\/p>\n<p>O via\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 pisici e o via\u021b\u0103 searb\u0103d\u0103, plictisitoare \u0219i vid\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PdMaMU4yHbc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi un video cu pisici \u00een fiecare zi, nu uita\u021bi s\u0103 pocni\u021bi un like pe <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\">Lorena Lupu Artist Page<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd ne adun\u0103m mai mult de 50.000, rubrica devine zilnic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt unele zile \u00een care ne sim\u021bim obosi\u021bi, stresa\u021bi, somnoro\u0219i \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 chef de via\u021b\u0103. Care e ajutorul care ne reseteaz\u0103 instant dispozi\u021bia? Dac\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20852,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cats.jpg?fit=847%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20853,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20851\/revisions\/20853"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}