{"id":20856,"date":"2020-11-30T19:57:47","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T16:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20856"},"modified":"2020-11-30T19:57:47","modified_gmt":"2020-11-30T16:57:47","slug":"constanta-celebreaza-primul-gay-pride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/constanta-celebreaza-primul-gay-pride\/","title":{"rendered":"Constan\u021ba celebreaz\u0103 primul Gay Pride"},"content":{"rendered":"

Acest articol este un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cen pofida lockdownului \u0219i a momentelor de \u00eentristare \u0219i \u00eenchistare pe care le tr\u0103im, comunitatea LGBT din Constan\u021ba, cea mai flamboaiant\u0103 comun\u0103 din frumoasa noastr\u0103 patrie, a ie\u0219it la defilare.<\/p>\n

“Cine sunt ei s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 cum s\u0103 ne \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103m \u015fi ce s\u0103 iubim?” a declarat Maria \u015eupeal\u0103, o fericit\u0103 lesbian\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 de 85 de ani, care a ie\u015fit s\u0103 experimenteze \u015fansa de a tr\u0103i periculos, al\u0103turi de iubitele ei cu care f\u0103cea orgie vocal\u0103 \u00een fiecare duminic\u0103.<\/p>\n

“Nu ne e fric\u0103 de amend\u0103. M\u0103 cheam\u0103 pasiunea, m\u0103 cheam\u0103 patima”, a declarat Ilie Cocolo\u015f, genderfluid, \u00een sensul c\u0103 are una, dar oricum face pipi din \u015federe. “Ne ducem oriunde pentru el”.<\/p>\n

Vedeta serii a fost Teo Nes\u0103tula, regina inelelor. \u00centr-o superb\u0103 \u0163inut\u0103 vi\u015finie, care m\u0103tura concomitent toat\u0103 Constan\u0163a \u015fi scutea serviciile de salubritate pe o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 – desigur, dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost ni\u015fte go go boys \u00een negru care i-o c\u0103rau, Teo Nes\u0103tula a declarat \u00een exclusivitate:<\/p>\n

“Dar c\u00e2t s\u0103 mai st\u0103m, drag\u0103, \u00eencuia\u0163i? Ce crede\u0163i voi, c\u0103 am toate aceste toalete superbe \u015fi valoroase s\u0103 le \u0163in pentru mine s\u0103 m\u0103 uit eu la ele? \u015ei care faci Covid \u015fi mori, m\u0103car mori uit\u00e2ndu-te la ceva foarte frumos: Eu.”<\/p>\n

Teo Nes\u0103tula a m\u0103rturisit c\u0103 abia a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 bage ni\u015fte lum\u00e2n\u0103ri \u00een pe\u015ftera lui Andrei. “Un prieten bun. Nu am cum s\u0103-l neglijez pe Andrei, indiferent ce boal\u0103 inventat\u0103 mai circul\u0103. O s\u0103 vede\u0163i, folosim lum\u00e2n\u0103ri de-alea solide, groase, episcopale, s\u0103-i plac\u0103”.<\/p>\n

La complimentele reporterilor legate de \u0163inuta ei, Teo Nes\u0103tula a m\u0103rturisit: “Am visat s\u0103 port o rochie frumoas\u0103 ca asta de la 4 ani. \u015ei acum, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, pot s\u0103-mi tr\u0103iesc adev\u0103rul. Sper ca mul\u0163i b\u0103ie\u0163ei s\u0103 se ia dup\u0103 mine. Preferabil, cu bani \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.”<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd a fost \u00eentrebat de ce nu poart\u0103 masc\u0103 sanitar\u0103,\u00a0 Teo a dat din umeri \u015fi a r\u0103spuns: “Cum s\u0103 acoperi at\u00e2ta frumuse\u0163e cu o bucat\u0103 de c\u00e2rp\u0103? Masc\u0103 s\u0103 poarte ur\u00e2tele \u015fi grasele”.<\/p>\n

Teo nu e speriat\u0103 de amenzi pentru \u00eenc\u0103lcarea restric\u0163iilor:<\/p>\n

“C\u00e2nd ai stat \u00een dulap at\u00e2ta timp, c\u00e2\u0163iva lei \u00een sus sau \u00een jos nici nu\u00a0 mai conteaz\u0103. \u00cei recuperez oricum, cunosc ni\u015fte domni genero\u015fi,”<\/p>\n

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Acest articol este un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare.\u00a0 \u00cen pofida lockdownului \u0219i a momentelor de \u00eentristare \u0219i \u00eenchistare pe care le tr\u0103im,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20857,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/arhiepiscoptomis.jpg?fit=512%2C288&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20858,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20856\/revisions\/20858"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}