{"id":2089,"date":"2010-02-27T00:27:53","date_gmt":"2010-02-26T21:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2089"},"modified":"2010-02-27T00:27:53","modified_gmt":"2010-02-26T21:27:53","slug":"muie-consiliului-local-bucuresti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/muie-consiliului-local-bucuresti\/","title":{"rendered":"Muie Consiliului Local Bucure\u015fti"},"content":{"rendered":"

UPDATE: Reclama\u0163ia mea c\u0103tre PETA:<\/p>\n

To whom it may concern,<\/p>\n

I am a freelancing author and journalist in Bucharest, Romania, contributing editor for a few widely-circulated magazines.<\/p>\n

I would like to report a completely outrageous draft law presently discussed by the Local Council in Bucharest, Romania.
\nYou know, accomodation facilities in Bucharest are of such nature, that numerous people live in small apartments, in huge blocks. And the Council wants to deny dog owners the right to keep their own pets, unless all the inhabitants of the same block sign a written permission. Otherwise, the owner would be fined for owning his \/ her own pet.<\/p>\n

If adopted, this law will lead to a massive increase in the number of stray dogs – not to mention severe violation of animal rights.<\/p>\n

Please, try to act as soon as possible.<\/p>\n

Best regards,
\nLorena Lupu<\/p>\n

\u015ei tu po\u0163i face acela\u015fi lucru!!! Mergi pe pagina asta: http:\/\/www.peta.org\/mc\/contactmedia.asp, \u015fi spune cu cuvintele tale ce ai pe suflet! Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftii engleza, copiaz\u0103 scrisoarea de mai sus, \u00eenlocuie\u015fte numele, profesia \u015fi ora\u015ful cu ale tale, \u015fi d\u0103-i send. Poate trezim Rom\u00e2nia la normalitate!<\/strong><\/p>\n

POSTAREA INI\u0162IAL\u0102:
\n\u0162igane, de ce-\u0163i ba\u0163i nevasta?<\/p>\n

Preventiv.<\/p>\n

Ei bine, aceast\u0103 muie se duce preventiv la consiliul local, pentru ideea genial\u0103 a unora dintre consilieri de a pune proprietarii de c\u0103\u0163ei s\u0103 bat\u0103 din u\u015f\u0103-n u\u015f\u0103, s\u0103 cear\u0103 acord scris de la to\u0163i vecinii – incluz\u00e2nd babe psihopate, mo\u015fi acri\u0163i de andropauz\u0103, femei p\u0103r\u0103site care se ur\u0103sc \u015fi cocalari care incendiaz\u0103 pui de animale \u00een casa sc\u0103rilor – pentru a-\u015fi p\u0103stra animalul.<\/p>\n

Say what??? \u00centr-un ora\u015f deja afectat de num\u0103rul mare de c\u00e2ini abandona\u0163i, voi vre\u0163i s\u0103 trimite\u0163i pe str\u0103zi \u00eenc\u0103 o hait\u0103 de c\u00e2ini? Bine, \u0103\u015ftia crescu\u0163i \u00een puf o s\u0103 dea col\u0163u’ o dat\u0103 cu primul ger mai drastic, ve\u0163i replica voi. Pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 uit la unele maimu\u0163e cu chip de om – maimu\u0163ele s\u0103 m\u0103 scuze! – cu care am prea infima pl\u0103cere de a pl\u0103ti iluminatul sc\u0103rii \u00een comun, \u015fi realizez c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia nu vor semna pentru vecinii lor proprietari de c\u0103\u0163ei nici tra\u015fi pe roat\u0103. De ce? Uite-a\u015fa, s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi ei o r\u0103utate, care s\u0103 le dea timp de cinci minute sentimentul puterii. <\/p>\n

\u015ei totu\u015fi, \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eencurajezi adop\u0163iile de animale, tu, Consiliu local de cretini, \u00eencurajezi abandonurile? Nu te pune pe g\u00e2nduri faptul c\u0103 e\u015fti singura capital\u0103 de UE care face asta? Ai pune o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 v\u0103duv\u0103, a c\u0103rei singur\u0103 bucurie e c\u0103\u0163elu\u015fa c\u0103reia \u00eei brodeaz\u0103 veste \u00eenflorate, s\u0103 o arunce pe strad\u0103 doar pentru c\u0103 nea Culai-cel-s\u0103rit-de-pe-fix n-o s\u0103-i dea semn\u0103tur\u0103?<\/p>\n

Nu am c\u00e2ine. Dar dac\u0103 l-a\u015f avea, a\u015f pl\u0103ti amend\u0103. Apoi m-a\u015f duce cu chitan\u0163a \u015fi te-a\u015f reclama la toate forurile europene posibile. \u0162i-a\u015f scoate amenda aia pe nas de sute de ori. M-a\u015f coaliza cu to\u0163i proprietarii de c\u00e2ini din Bucure\u015fti pentru asta. Pentru c\u0103 noi investim \u00een animalele noastre mai mult\u0103 dragoste \u015fi mai mult suflet dec\u00e2t investi\u0163i voi \u00een ora\u015ful \u0103sta. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 nu e normal ca trei cretini nefutu\u0163i din bloc s\u0103 decid\u0103 destinul unor f\u0103pturi pe care noi, proprietarii, le iubim mai mult chiar dec\u00e2t ne iubim conturile din banc\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cempu\u015fca\u0163i-v\u0103, to\u0163i cei care a\u0163i c\u0103cat ideea asta. Sau lua\u0163i laxative – v\u0103 vor stimula c\u0103carea pe unde trebuie, \u015fi nu ve\u0163i mai c\u0103ca cu creierul. \u015ei muri\u0163i pe str\u0103zi, jegurilor – dac\u0103 nu semneaz\u0103 to\u0163i labagiii de la voi din bloc c\u0103 merita\u0163i o locuin\u0163\u0103. Nu vor semna, v\u0103 garantez. \u015eansa de a spune “nu” o s\u0103 le provoace orgasme. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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