A\u021bi chemat vreodat\u0103 meseria\u0219 s\u0103 repare ceva prin cas\u0103? Invariabil, a\u021bi auzit fraza: Cine v-a f\u0103cut aici?? \u0218i-a b\u0103tut joc de dumneavoastr\u0103, habar nu are meserie sau v-a luat de… \u0103hm, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, fraier\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u0218tiu, faptul c\u0103 mult\u0103 lume din lume moare de frig \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219te ap\u0103 la oal\u0103 ca bunica lui \u0218tefan Cel Mare nu e deloc amuzant. Dar modul \u00een care Nicu\u0219or d\u0103 vina pe G\u0103bi\u021ba, c\u0103 a l\u0103sat crim\u0103 \u0219i petrecanie \u00een urm\u0103, iar G\u0103bi\u021ba spune c\u0103 Nicu\u0219or a luat \u0219pag\u0103 de la ELCEN s\u0103 o acuze pe ea e curat Caragiale, mon\u0219er, s\u0103 m\u0103-ngropi.<\/p>\n
Avem 6 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de c\u00e2nd \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 \u021binem pe linia de plutire un ora\u0219 f\u0103cut praf \u0219i s\u0103 punem bazele dezvolt\u0103rii…<\/p>\n
Posted by Nicu\u0219or Dan<\/a> on\u00a0Sunday, 13 December 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\u0218i regina s\u00e2rmei:<\/p>\n
\nFrigusor Ban a scris o compunere dictat\u0101 de baietii bogati de la ELCEN. Nu explica de ce traim cea mai mare criza in…<\/p>\n
Posted by Gabriela Firea<\/a> on\u00a0Sunday, 13 December 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
Bine, remarc\u0103m c\u0103 at\u00e2t Nicu\u0219or, c\u00e2t \u0219i Clotilde se confrunt\u0103 cu aceea\u0219i problem\u0103. Facturi nepl\u0103tite din urm\u0103. \u0218i \u00een mod miraculos, furnizorii s-au s\u0103turat de facturi nepl\u0103tite \u0219i au \u00eenceput s\u0103 nu livreze exact la schimbarea puterii, ceea ce ne face s\u0103 deducem fie c\u0103<\/p>\n
a) Neplata facturilor venea la pachet cu ni\u0219te \u0219p\u0103gu\u021be, s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 ni\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bi ochii la sumele care se tot adun\u0103. \u0218i \u0219p\u0103gu\u021bele respective n-au mai venit, iar creditorii \u0219i-au amintit brusc c\u0103 exist\u0103 datorii de sute de milioane \u0219i c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i\u00a0 vor banii ACUM, dac\u0103 se poate chiar ieri.<\/p>\n
b) Ni\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bi de la PSD \u00eei str\u00e2ngeau intens de coa**ste pe ni\u0219te b\u0103ie\u021bi de pe la Elcen, respectiv Romprest, s\u0103 continue s\u0103 furnizeze chiar \u0219i \u00een condi\u021bii de neplat\u0103, \u0219i odat\u0103 cu schimbarea primarului, elementul de \u0219antaj a disp\u0103rut. \u015ei cu coa*** proasp\u0103t reg\u0103site, furnizorii au \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u0163ipe foarte tare c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi vor banii acum, instant, pe to\u0163i deodat\u0103, altfel piua. Ceea ce ne face s\u0103 suspect\u0103m c\u0103 avem tot o form\u0103 de partizanat.<\/p>\n
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Poanta cea mai tare pe care vreau s-o subliniez, \u00eens\u0103, e infantilismul liniei de ap\u0103rare a Firei. “p\u0103i, \u0103la a zis c\u0103 v\u0103 d\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103 din prima zi, de ce n-o face? lololol. V-a min\u021bit \u00een campanie. Uite, nu v\u0103 d\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103. \u021aeap\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103.”<\/p>\n
Bine, dar tu n-ai pl\u0103tit facturile.<\/p>\n
“Acum, nu eu sunt subiectul, discut\u0103m despre cum Nicu\u015for nu v\u0103 d\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103, de\u015fi a zis c\u0103 v\u0103 d\u0103! \u0162eap\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! #Dreaptaaducefrig\u015figunoaie.”<\/p>\n
Cum le aducem noi, dac\u0103 tu e\u015fti cea care n-a pl\u0103tit facturile din mezozoicul t\u00e2rziu?<\/p>\n
“Pl\u0103tit, nepl\u0103tit, a\u0163i avut c\u0103ldur\u0103 \u015fi ap\u0103?”<\/p>\n
Sincer, \u00een ultima toamn\u0103 t\u00e2rzie, nu prea.<\/p>\n
“Pfff, Nicu\u015for e de vin\u0103”.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
C\u0103 \u00eencrederea lui Nicu\u015for din campanie legat\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 va da de cap foarte repede cercului de influen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi corup\u0163ie pesedist\u0103 denot\u0103 o doz\u0103 bun\u0103 de naivitate? Lol, de acord. Poate c\u0103 Firea n-a pornit la transferul de putere un num\u0103r interminabil de procese \u00een instan\u0163\u0103, ca Donald Trump, dar a pornit to\u0163i bolovanii datoriilor neonorate, ale influen\u0163ei neoficiale \u015fi ale sfor\u0103riilor. Prea s-au f\u0103cut \u015fi furnizorii \u0103ia mai catolici dec\u00e2t papa, de la un conduc\u0103tor la urm\u0103torul.<\/p>\n
Oricum, dac\u0103 am fi avut un Caragiale azi, \u015fi ar fi luat noti\u0163e de la schimbul de mu** \u00eentre Nicu\u015for \u015fi G\u0103bi\u0163a, ar fi dat o schi\u0163\u0103 superb\u0103, cu nimic mai prejos fa\u0163\u0103 de cele pe care le \u015ftim deja.<\/p>\n
Dovad\u0103 c\u0103 nimic nu evolueaz\u0103 \u00een \u0163ara asta. Doar cearta se poart\u0103 pe Facebook, nu \u00een R\u0103cnetul Carpa\u0163ilor.<\/p>\n
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