{"id":20948,"date":"2020-12-18T10:45:06","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T07:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=20948"},"modified":"2020-12-18T10:58:29","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T07:58:29","slug":"covid-lockdown-si-vaccin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/covid-lockdown-si-vaccin\/","title":{"rendered":"Covid, lockdown \u015fi vaccin"},"content":{"rendered":"

Asist \u00een ultima vreme la o eroare destul de amuzant\u0103 la exact aceia\u015fi comentaci, care vin over, and over, and over, and over again s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 cu botni\u0163a, cu arestul la domiciliu \u015fi alte dramolete de oameni care nu-\u015fi apreciaz\u0103 norocul de a nu fi ajuns conecta\u0163i la ventilator.<\/p>\n

Despre c\u00e2t de stupid este s\u0103 compari o masc\u0103 fin\u0103 de material textil pe care o sco\u0163i c\u00e2nd vrei tu \u015fi a c\u0103rei menire este s\u0103 te protejeze de boli cu un dispozitiv de metal \u015fi piele menit s\u0103 umileasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 limiteze libertatea am scris aici<\/a><\/strong>. Despre c\u00e2t de stupid e s\u0103 compari recomandarea de a sta acas\u0103, \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103 \u015fi confort, dar cu op\u0163iunea de a te duce la job, cump\u0103r\u0103turi \u015fi alte probleme \u00ceN TIMPUL ZILEI (as opposed to a fi for\u0163at s\u0103 stai acas\u0103 pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti anchetat) am tot dat statusuri.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se scrie despre vaccin, reac\u0163ia aberant\u0103 a haterilor de botni\u0163e \u015fi aresturi m-a l\u0103sat tablou. Dar ce tablou. Direct “Strig\u0103tul” lui Edvard Munch.<\/p>\n

S-o lu\u0103m logic. A\u015fa cum o lu\u0103m \u015fi atunci c\u00e2nd unul te \u00eenjur\u0103 \u015fi te face nef… \u015fi c**v\u0103 \u00een acela\u015fi paragraf. Nef…a e aia care nu, c***va e aia care ba da, foarte mult \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 standarde. So, cele dou\u0103 jigniri al\u0103turate una alteia izbutesc doar s\u0103 ilustreze infinitul prostiei celui t\u0103b\u0103r\u00e2t pe tine s\u0103 te latre.<\/p>\n

Mbun.<\/p>\n

Exact pe baza logicii simple, te-ai fi a\u015fteptat ca \u0103\u015ftia care nu mai pooot, nene, cu botni\u0163a \u015fi arestul, \u0103\u0103\u0103vai, dar\u00a0 noi c\u00e2nd mai tr\u0103im, draaag\u0103 – te-ai fi a\u015fteptat s\u0103 sar\u0103 \u00een sus de fericire la g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 diverse vaccinuri sunt pe finalizare, ba chiar unele sunt aprobate \u015fi sunt oameni care le primesc.<\/p>\n

E la mintea coco\u015fului: APARI\u0162IA UNUI VACCIN EFICIENT = stop covid = gata lockdown, gata masc\u0103, dup\u0103 perioada fireasc\u0103 de timp \u00een care verifici dac\u0103 e func\u0163ional \u015fi dac\u0103 nu d\u0103 efecte secundare grave.<\/p>\n

Deci, \u0103\u015ftia ar trebui s\u0103 se bucure cel mai tare.<\/p>\n

Dar surpriz\u0103, nu.<\/p>\n

Surpriz\u0103, e tot tuv\u0103mumancurcuvaccinulvostru.<\/p>\n

Aha, deci nu vrei vaccin, vrei lockdown \u015fi masc\u0103 \u00een continuare.<\/p>\n

Tuv\u0103mumancurcubotni\u0163avoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

OK, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, ce vrei??<\/p>\n

Nu e treaba ta ce vreau eu.<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 un om e nespus de prost \u015fi incapabil de o conversa\u0163ie coerent\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eenjur\u0103 cu sete \u015fi A, \u015fi non-A. Nu vrei lockdown, c\u0103-\u0163i pute, dar nu vrei nici vaccinul care ar \u00eensemna finalul safe al lockdownului. Ce pxla lui Hector vrei de fapt?<\/p>\n

Iar alea glorioase, cu “vai, dar vaccinul cipeaz\u0103”. E\u015eTI DEJA CIPAT. Toate re\u0163elele sociale, toate appurile pe telefon au cookies, \u015fi cookies \u015ftiu exact unde e\u015fti. Te recunosc data viitoare c\u00e2nd apari. Nen-tu Zuckerberg \u00ee\u0163i \u015ftie toate mi\u015fc\u0103rile \u015fi, \u00een secunda \u00een care \u0163i-ai f\u0103cut cont la el pe tarla, i-ai servit cadou toat\u0103 via\u0163a ta.<\/p>\n

“Vai, dar vaccinul sterilizeaz\u0103”. Unde nu d\u0103 domnul. Vreau s\u0103 economisesc tot ce am investit \u00een contracep\u0163ie. De ce s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc o c\u00e2rc\u0103 de\u00a0 bani s\u0103-mi lege trompele, c\u00e2nd pot avea vaccinul covid-19 \u015fi s\u0103 scap de o grij\u0103?<\/p>\n

“Vai, dar vaccinul o s\u0103 are efecte secundare”.<\/p>\n

Voi chiar crede\u0163i c\u0103 vaccinul BCG –\u00a0 cel administrat pentru preven\u0163ia tuberculozei – a ajuns la efectele de acum pentru c\u0103 s-au trezit domnii Albert Calmette \u015fi Camille Guerin \u00eentr-o zi cu soare \u015fi i-a pocnit din senin ideea vaccinului perfect?<\/p>\n

Mnup.<\/p>\n

A fost un proces luuung, care a \u00eenceput cu constatarea lui Jean Antoine Villemin \u00een 1865 c\u0103 tuberculoza se transmite de la om la diverse animale, \u015fi \u00eentre specii diferite de animale, pentru c\u0103 e unmicroorganism care o produce. Deci, nu m\u00e2nia lui Dumnezeu. Robert Koch a \u00eenceput s\u0103 studieze numitul microorganism \u00een 1882 \u015fi a ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 de fapt sunt dou\u0103 abia \u00een 1901: mycobacterium bovis \u015fi mycobacterium tuberculosis. S-a crezut c\u0103 dac\u0103 injectezi omul cu m. bovis, \u00eel aju\u0163i la prevenirea tuberculozei. Dar, \u0163eap\u0103. M. bovis a fost la fel de virulent \u015fi de periculos. \u015ei da, a murit lume. Ghinion, a\u015fa merge cercetarea. Trial and error. \u015ei decese.<\/p>\n

Abia \u00een 1908, Calmette, un bacteriolog, \u015fi bunul s\u0103u prieten Guerin, un veterinar, testau virulen\u0163a bacilului \u00een diverse culturi, c\u00e2nd au descoperit accidental c\u0103\u00a0 o combina\u0163ie de glicerin\u0103 \u015fi cartof producea o subspecie mult mai pu\u0163in virulent\u0103. AU CONTINUAT S\u0102 TESTEZE PE DIVERSE CULTURI P\u00c2N\u0102 \u00ceN 1918.<\/p>\n

Prima oar\u0103, vaccinul a fost folosit pe oameni \u00een 1921.<\/p>\n

A\u015fadar, c\u00e2t timp a durat s\u0103 se creeze un vaccin eficient \u00eempotriva tuberculozei?<\/p>\n

MAI MULT DE JUM\u0102TATE DE SECOL, OILOR.<\/p>\n

Cercetarea \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u00eencercare \u015fi eroare. Dar f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eencercare \u015fi eroare nu exist\u0103 progres.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 scapi de botni\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 redeschizi bodega din col\u0163, BUCUR\u0102-TE c\u0103 se fac eforturi pentru crearea unui vaccin. Chiar dac\u0103 nu e perfect.<\/p>\n

Imagine: Anna Shvets<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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