{"id":2097,"date":"2010-03-01T10:21:47","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T07:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2097"},"modified":"2010-03-01T10:21:47","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T07:21:47","slug":"martisorul-un-cacatel-sentimental","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/martisorul-un-cacatel-sentimental\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103r\u0163i\u015forul: un c\u0103c\u0103\u0163el sentimental"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adun anual c\u00e2te un sertar de co\u015fari, flori mari, ur\u00e2te \u015fi vulgare ca ni\u015fte vaginuri supuse unor invazii militare, trifoi cu patru foi, pule cu m\u00e2nu\u0163e \u015fi figuri abstracte. Le rabd c\u00e2t le rabd, apoi<\/p>\n<p>a) Impulsul cre\u015ftinesc: le d\u0103ruiesc unei babe din bloc. E ud\u0103 toat\u0103, \u015fi m\u0103 salut\u0103 cu entuziasm p\u00e2n\u0103 afl\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 g\u0103tesc \u015fi nu visez la m\u0103riti\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>b) Impulsul p\u0103g\u00e2n: tomberonul din spatele blocului<\/p>\n<p>c) Impulsul unguresc.<\/p>\n<p>Explica\u0163ie: ungurii sunt foarte direc\u0163i, \u015fi extrem de tran\u015fan\u0163i \u00een opinii. De aceea impulsul unguresc e acela de a-i spune \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 omului cu m\u0103r\u0163i\u015forul: <!--more-->&#8220;M\u0103 iei drept cioar\u0103?&#8221; Nu, zice el nedumerit. &#8220;Atunci de ce \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103 tentezi cu c\u0103c\u0103\u0163ele f\u0103r\u0103 valoare \u015fi sclipitoare? Reia tentativa, dar cu diamante veritabile. :D&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adun anual c\u00e2te un sertar de co\u015fari, flori mari, ur\u00e2te \u015fi vulgare ca ni\u015fte vaginuri supuse unor invazii militare, trifoi cu patru foi, pule&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}