{"id":21,"date":"2007-12-31T00:32:49","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T21:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/31\/comoara-mea\/"},"modified":"2018-01-05T00:54:23","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T21:54:23","slug":"comoara-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/comoara-mea\/","title":{"rendered":"Comoara mea"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Acum (\u015fi alteori, c\u00e2nd scriu), st\u0103 \u00eentins, bl\u00e2nd, pufos \u015fi cuminte; doarme ne\u00eentors, numai urechile neast\u00e2mp\u0103rate, care se mi\u015fc\u0103 de \u00eendat\u0103 ce trece o ma\u015fin\u0103 pe bulivar, semnaleaz\u0103 c\u0103 e pe faz\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi pune o l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 pufoas\u0103 pe picior; sesizeaz\u0103 o copc\u0103 descusut\u0103 a blugilor \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se joace cu ea; m\u0103 g\u00e2dil\u0103, \u00eel trag de o ureche; \u015fi-o smulge ofensat din m\u00e2na mea, \u015fi porne\u015fte o defilare elegant\u0103 pe t\u0103blia patului. Coboar\u0103 pe noptier\u0103, jap! jap! jap! d\u0103 jos cu l\u0103bu\u0163a roll-oanele, cremele, elancyl-ul… numai parfumul s\u0103 nu mi-l spargi, c\u0103 te fac m\u0103nu\u015fi. \u015ei ce m\u0103nu\u015fi superbe ar ie\u015fi din tine…<\/p>\n

M\u0103 \u00eenfior la g\u00e2ndul \u0103sta, \u00eel iau \u00een bra\u0163e, \u015fi \u00eel str\u00e2ng la piept p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eemi aplic\u0103 prima limb\u0103 aspr\u0103 ca \u015fmirghelul. “De-acum \u015flefuiesc sc\u00e2nduri cu tine, fiar\u0103 netrebnic\u0103!” \u00eel trag de bot. Miaun\u0103. Miaun \u015fi eu \u00een cor cu el. Tace \u015fi se uit\u0103 stupefiat la mine. God, ce-oi fi zis pe mot\u0103ne\u015fte?? m\u0103 \u00eentreb.<\/p>\n

\u00cei dau drumul, g\u0103se\u015fte un bure\u0163el de demachiat, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se joace cu el prrin camer\u0103. \u00cel abandoneaz\u0103, vine la mine, trece indiferent de-a lungul piciorului (“Aoleu, ce te-ai \u00eengr\u0103\u015fat! De m\u00e2ine, diet\u0103!”), deschide dulapul, scoate un pulover pufos \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-l violeze bestial, mu\u015fc\u00e2ndu-l de guler \u015fi m\u00e2r\u00e2ind. “Alo, cet\u0103\u0163eanu’! Eu \u015ftiam c\u0103 e\u015fti castrat! C\u00e2te perechi aveai tu de fapt?”<\/p>\n

Later edit: acum \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 am nevoie de foarte pu\u0163ine lucruri pentru a fi fericit\u0103. O can\u0103 de cafea “Jacobs”, o pisic\u0103, un pat \u015fi un laptop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Acum (\u015fi alteori, c\u00e2nd scriu), st\u0103 \u00eentins, bl\u00e2nd, pufos \u015fi cuminte; doarme ne\u00eentors, numai urechile neast\u00e2mp\u0103rate, care se mi\u015fc\u0103 de \u00eendat\u0103 ce trece o...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13981,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sweet-3"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/12\/pulica.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13982,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/13982"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}