{"id":210,"date":"2008-07-17T08:40:58","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T05:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2008-07-17T08:40:58","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T05:40:58","slug":"cu-nasul-pe-sus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cu-nasul-pe-sus\/","title":{"rendered":"Cu nasul pe sus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt arogant\u0103, fr\u0103\u0163ioare. Sunt rea. Sunt ombilicul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, \u00eens\u0103\u015fi chintesen\u0163a de\u015ftept\u0103ciunii \u015fi a frumuse\u0163ii, \u015fi voi v-a\u0163i n\u0103scut pe lume doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 admira\u0163i. Nu dorm pe 99 de saltele de puf, dac\u0103 sub a 99-a e un g\u00e2ndac de Colorado.<br \/>\n\u00cen fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, stau la sfat cu Dumnezeu, care m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 cum vreau s\u0103 fie timpul probabil pe ziua respectiv\u0103. Cum m\u0103 cert cu cineva, primul lucru care i se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 e fie c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi rupe piciorul, fie c\u0103 d\u0103 faliment. Fie d\u0103 faliment cu piciorul rupt. Fie se retrage o carte de pe pia\u0163\u0103 pentru c\u0103 a redactat-o prost. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Despre mine, Nat King Cole a scris urm\u0103toarea melodie:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZHxjmek59xo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>eu am ascultat-o indiferent\u0103 \u015fi i-am r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qrRawZZ-WpI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Apoi, \u0103\u015ftia doi b\u0103ie\u0163i mi-au dedicat urm\u0103toarele:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GXgGWwvULwc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Dar eu:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ipZDG6__Zfc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Apoi, patru gagii s-au g\u00e2ndit mai bine \u015fi au zis a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zjmLsSs0xDY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Iar eu am spus doar at\u00e2t:<\/p>\n<p>Hai, sictir!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Cu aceasta, anun\u0163 debutul campaniei mele electorale pentru trofeul &#8220;Cel mai arogant blogger&#8221;, ini\u0163iat de Petri\u015for Socol <a href=\"http:\/\/petrisorsokol.wordpress.com\/2008\/07\/15\/ce-mai-arogant-blogger\/\">aici <\/a>.<br \/>\nC\u00e2\u0163iva din fanii mei au s\u0103rit s\u0103 m\u0103 nominalizeze \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 sus\u0163in\u0103 &#8211; mul\u0163umesc, darlings, ai lav iu tu, Budapest &#8211; oops, sorry, Bucharest! &#8211; dar am concuren\u0163\u0103 prea serioas\u0103. Am nevoie de propteal\u0103 ca lumea, nu a\u015fa!<\/p>\n<p>VOTA\u0162I LORENA LUPU &#8211; AROGAN\u0162A LA COTE MAXIME!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt arogant\u0103, fr\u0103\u0163ioare. Sunt rea. Sunt ombilicul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, \u00eens\u0103\u015fi chintesen\u0163a de\u015ftept\u0103ciunii \u015fi a frumuse\u0163ii, \u015fi voi v-a\u0163i n\u0103scut pe lume doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-a_lol_sau_a_nu_lol"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}