{"id":21020,"date":"2020-12-31T10:37:53","date_gmt":"2020-12-31T07:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21020"},"modified":"2020-12-31T10:37:53","modified_gmt":"2020-12-31T07:37:53","slug":"posta-redactiei-sunt-baiat-si-vreau-sa-fac-videochat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-sunt-baiat-si-vreau-sa-fac-videochat\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Sunt b\u0103iat \u015fi vreau s\u0103 fac videochat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Drag\u0103 Lorena,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0162i-am v\u0103zut de mai multe ori reclama la videochat pe YouTube, \u015fi m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 a\u015f putea \u00eencerca \u015fi eu, ca b\u0103iat. Sunt student, am 23 de ani, ar\u0103t bine. Ce \u015fanse crezi c\u0103 a\u015f avea? <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>X.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X.,<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 asta \u00ee\u0163i dore\u015fti, nimeni nu te opre\u015fte s\u0103 \u00eencerci. Mai ales c\u0103 nu ai de \u00eenfruntat ru\u015finea \u015fi umilin\u0163a pe care le are de \u00eendurat o fat\u0103 de la familie, cunoscu\u0163i \u015fi vecini. &#8220;Vaaaai, am v\u0103zut-o pe Marioara pe chaturbate ieri. Tssss.&#8221; Da&#8217; tu ce c\u0103utai pe chaturbate? &#8220;Eu d\u0103c\u00e2t m\u0103 uitam!!!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Dar dac\u0103 un b\u0103iat face bani din meserii de genul, lumea be like: Bravo lui, c\u0103 se descurc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Practic, echivalentul oric\u0103rui Bravo lui. c\u0103 se descurc\u0103 pentru un b\u0103rbat\u00a0 e Vaaaai, cum \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fte c***a ordinar\u0103? pentru o femeie.<\/p>\n<p>Mbun.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, hai s\u0103 vedem de ce ai nevoie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Trebuie s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i pies\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vorba aia cu &#8220;b\u0103rbatul trebuie s\u0103 fie doar pu\u0163in mai frumos dec\u00e2t dracu'&#8221; e valabil\u0103 pentru tipii provideri. C\u00e2t timp pune p\u00e2inea pe mas\u0103, multe femei sunt gata s\u0103 ignore c\u0103 nu arat\u0103 str\u0103lucit.<\/p>\n<p>Dar dac\u0103 tu vrei s\u0103 fii pl\u0103tit pentru imagini incendiare cu tine, trebuie s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i \u00eentr-un fel care s\u0103 fac\u0103 femeile \u015fi gay-ii s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 ploaie de bani peste c***ul t\u0103u. \u015ei suntem categorii foarte judgmental c\u00e2nd pl\u0103tim noi.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, sal\u0103 la ordinea zilei, cosmetic\u0103, coafor, creme hidratante de zi \u015fi de noapte, haine mi\u015fto. \u015ei trebuie s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163ii asta.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Trebuie s-o ai mare \u015fi tare.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Motivul pentru care pxla nu are nici o valoare pe pia\u0163\u0103 este c\u0103 prea mul\u0163i purt\u0103tori o trimit free \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi \u00een dreapta. Am primit patru poze cu diverse organe \u00een mesageria privat\u0103 pe Insta numai ieri. Am \u015fi eu una luat\u0103 de pe net, imens\u0103, \u015fi o trimit la schimb, \u015fi de obicei mi se r\u0103spunde cu \u00eenjur\u0103turi sau block.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, pentru c\u0103 pxla e pe toate drumurile,\u00a0 e extrem de greu s\u0103 dovede\u015fti cuiva c\u0103 a ta e mai special\u0103 \u015fi merit\u0103 pl\u0103tit\u0103. \u015ei r\u0103spunsul e de obicei \u00een dimensiune \u015fi capacitatea de a men\u0163ine erec\u0163ia ore \u00een \u015fir. E cam surpriza care \u00eei izbe\u015fte \u015fi pe fl\u0103c\u0103ii dornici de o carier\u0103 XXX, cu mica diferen\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103ia termin\u0103 scena, iau banii \u015fi pleac\u0103. Tu trebuie s\u0103 stai ore \u00een \u015fir online, gata de joac\u0103. \u015ei prin joac\u0103 m\u0103 refer exact la ce crezi tu c\u0103 m\u0103 refer.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Sau ca alternativ\u0103, preg\u0103te\u015fte-te s\u0103 te pui capr\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu te \u015ftii tare-n ciocan, exist\u0103 ni\u015fa de bottoms. Adic\u0103: \u00ee\u0163i iei chestii dr\u0103gu\u0163e de plu\u015f care s\u0103 sugereze c\u0103 e\u015fti un suflet ginga\u015f \u015fi sensibil, aflat \u00een c\u0103utarea cuiva c\u0103ruia s\u0103-i spui daddy, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i faci poze de profil mai mult din spate, cu o privire \u015f\u0103galnic\u0103 peste um\u0103r.<\/p>\n<p>Dar echipeaz\u0103-te cu ni\u015fte dildos \u015fi m\u0103 exerci\u0163ii de elasticitate cu ele, c\u0103 altfel va fi jale. \u00cenva\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 faci o clism\u0103, c\u0103 altfel, ri\u015fti s\u0103&#8230; you know. Cear\u015fafuri maro.<\/p>\n<p>Ghinion, nu e u\u015for s\u0103 fii Nicu\u015for.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trebuie s\u0103 ai texte.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Acum, \u00een pandemie, toat\u0103 lumea \u015fi mama lor s-au apucat de videochat. M\u0103 mai uit pe sites de specialitate. 3.500 de modele online!! 5.000 de modele online!! Ce va face un eventual client s\u0103 te prefere pe tine \u015fi nu pe restul miilor de al\u0163ii?<\/p>\n<p>Calitatea conversa\u0163iei \u015fi sentimentul de conexiune.<\/p>\n<p>Practic, e\u015fti customer care officer, dar \u00eei ar\u0103\u0163i \u015fi cucul. Soft skills and hard skills combined.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00cencepe la un studio\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Trebuie s\u0103 faci ni\u015fte cercet\u0103ri, s\u0103 vezi care studiouri lucreaz\u0103 \u015fi cu b\u0103rba\u0163i. Alege unul care are un site, condi\u0163ii clare, stipulate \u015fi \u00eentr-un contract valid, \u015fi un sediu curat, cu camere individuale. Nu te duce \u00een ceva de tip apartament, c\u0103 ri\u015fti s\u0103 iei o \u0163eap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-un studio \u015fmecher, o s\u0103 vezi ce computere se folosesc, ce echipamente, ce software. \u015ei dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0163i faci un buget minim, po\u0163i \u00eencepe \u015fi pe cont propriu.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 toate astea nu te sperie, e\u015fti omul potrivit pentru job.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. 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