{"id":21078,"date":"2021-01-12T10:24:12","date_gmt":"2021-01-12T07:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21078"},"modified":"2021-01-12T10:24:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-12T07:24:12","slug":"acordul-vecinilor-pentru-caini-si-pisici-serios-timisoara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/acordul-vecinilor-pentru-caini-si-pisici-serios-timisoara\/","title":{"rendered":"Acordul vecinilor pentru c\u00e2ini \u0219i pisici?? Serios, Timi\u0219oara?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori citesc \u0219tiri, apare mereu ceva care m\u0103 face s\u0103-mi smulg p\u0103rul. Ieri, inep\u021bia obligatorie a venit direct din Banat, care, cel pu\u021bin \u00een materie de drepturile animalelor. o fi fruncea, dar nu neap\u0103rat mincea.<\/p>\n<p>E o hot\u0103r\u00e2re de consiliu local care zice a\u0219a: dac\u0103 tu vrei s\u0103 ai c\u00e2ine sau pisic\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 te plimbi cu dosarul pe la to\u021bi vecinii, s\u0103 le ceri acordul. Obligatoriu la \u0103ia limitrofi, care stau perete \u00een perete sau u\u0219\u0103 \u00een u\u0219\u0103 cu tine. \u0218i dac\u0103 boul agresiv, nef din cretacicul t\u00e2rziu \u0219i pus perpetuu pe har\u021b\u0103 sau baba care te p\u00e2r\u0103\u0219te la m\u0103-ta c\u0103 ai uitat s-o salu\u021bi decid c\u0103 nu vrea c***ul lor celulitos s\u0103 te lase s\u0103 ai animal de companie, ghinion de maxim\u0103 ne\u0219ans\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i o tip\u0103 a \u00eencercat s\u0103 conteste \u00een instan\u021b\u0103 imbecilitatea asta, pe bun\u0103 dreptate, \u00een sensul c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu am nevoie de acordul lelii Floarea de la parter s\u0103 m\u0103 reproduc, de ce a\u0219 avea nevoie de acordul ei s\u0103 adopt un bebel bl\u0103nos. Bine, n-a formulat-o a\u0219a. O formulez eu a\u0219a, s\u0103 v\u0103 fac s\u0103 r\u00e2de\u021bi. A zis c\u0103 e intruziune \u00een dreptul de proprietate. Corect. De ce l-ar f grija pe Vasile c\u0103 Ion are trei pisici \u0219i joac\u0103 laser cu ele s\u0103 se relaxeze dup\u0103 o zi grea de munc\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Ini\u021bial, i s-a dat dreptate.<\/p>\n<p>Dar, la Curtea de Apel, judec\u0103torii au decis c\u0103 ba nu, dac\u0103 ai animal de companie, te opui dreptului de proprietate al vecinilor \u0219i &#8220;dreptul acestora de a folosi propria locuin\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ingerin\u0163e dispropor\u0163ionate \u00een pa\u015fnica utilizare a acestor imobile\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd am citit-o pe asta, am avut un moment de confuzie. Stai, ce?<\/p>\n<p>Oamenii \u0103\u015ftia au v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103 animale vii? Nu, nu dragonii CGI din Game of Thrones, care furau oile \u0163\u0103ranilor, ci c\u00e2ini \u015fi pisici normale? Unde plm se ingereaz\u0103 un c\u00e2ine sau o pisic\u0103, sau chiar un iepura\u015f \u00een casa vecinului t\u0103u, \u015fi \u00een ce const\u0103 dispropor\u0163ia?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei cine le d\u0103 acestor idio\u0163i b\u0103tu\u0163i \u00een cap cu un fier de c\u0103lcat de pe vremea str\u0103bunicii (era din metal, era masiv \u015fi greu ca naiba) autoritatea s\u0103 ia decizii definitive?<\/p>\n<p>Ok, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 unii c\u00e2ini sunt mai l\u0103tr\u0103i din fire. Dar dac\u0103 ne ghid\u0103m strict dup\u0103 l\u0103trat, ar trebui s\u0103 eutanasiem la gr\u0103mad\u0103 to\u0163i gigeii care-mi posteaz\u0103 mie tone de hate nejustificat. Jur c\u0103 nu le-am f mamele niciunuia dintre ei, deci nimeni de pe internet nu are vreun motiv \u00eentemeiat s\u0103 fie b\u0103d\u0103ran cu mine. \u00cen plus fa\u0163\u0103 de bie\u0163ii c\u00e2ini, gigeii respectivi mai sunt \u015fi inclu\u015fi \u00een eviden\u0163a popula\u0163iei, ca persoane, aka &#8220;trestii g\u00e2nditoare&#8221;, cum \u00eei definea Blaise Pascal, deci ar trebui s\u0103 poat\u0103 emite idei inteligente, \u015fi totu\u015fi n-o fac.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei dac\u0103 eu suport l\u0103trat de gigei pro\u015fti zi de zi, toat\u0103 ziua, tu de ce nu po\u0163i suporta periodic l\u0103tratul unui animal simpatic, care ofer\u0103 dragoste necondi\u0163ionat\u0103 vecinului t\u0103u \u015fi consolare dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 de munc\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Dar pisicile nici m\u0103car nu fac cine \u015ftie ce t\u0103r\u0103boi. Chiar c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i coc c\u00e2te o n\u0103zb\u00e2tie, gen \u00ee\u0163i arunc\u0103 mobilul \u00een cada de baie plin\u0103 de ap\u0103, o fac pe t\u0103cute. Mai degrab\u0103 urli tu c\u00e2nd descoperi: &#8220;B\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f p \u00een to\u0163i mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii, Felix, \u0103sta era 12 pro max \u015fi mi-am v\u00e2ndut un rinichi s\u0103-l cump\u0103r, \u015fi acum merg la dializ\u0103 c\u0103 cel\u0103lalt era praf. Am murit degeaba!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>La fel \u015fi roz\u0103toarele, reptilele sau pe\u015ftii. Sunt date toate pe silen\u0163ios.<\/p>\n<p>De ce ar trebui Veta de la patru s\u0103 decid\u0103 dac\u0103 po\u0163i sau nu s\u0103 ai un companion?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei ce te faci c\u00e2nd te mu\u0163i, dac\u0103 ai deja c\u00e2ine sau pisic\u0103? Te duci cu miloaga la vecinii t\u0103i noi, care nu te cunosc, \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 apuc\u0103 s\u0103 te cunoasc\u0103 de obicei fac bisericu\u0163\u0103 \u00eempotriva ta s\u0103 te b\u00e2rfeasc\u0103 fie c\u0103 e\u015fti cam c**v\u0103, fie c\u0103 nu ai lipici la b\u0103rba\u0163i (c\u00e2nd e\u015fti femeie, nicicum nu e bine), s\u0103 te rogi de ei s\u0103 te lase s\u0103 aduci animalul cu tine? \u015ei dac\u0103 nimere\u015fti ni\u015fte pro\u015fti care nu te las\u0103, ce faci? Abandonezi anim\u0103lu\u0163ul \u00een gar\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa cum nu ceri ajutorul vecinilor s\u0103 ai copii &#8211; de\u015fi copiii fac mai mult\u0103 g\u0103l\u0103gie, deci argumentul ingerin\u0163elor dispropor\u0163ionate se aplic\u0103 m\u0103nu\u015f\u0103 &#8211; a\u015fa cum nu \u00eel ceri s\u0103 te f &#8211; de\u015fi unii \u0163ip\u0103 c\u00e2nd se f de zici c\u0103 li se arat\u0103 Mesia &#8211; nu ar trebui s\u0103 ceri acordul vecinilor pentru a adopta animale.<\/p>\n<p>My house, my choice.<\/p>\n<p>Eu \u00ee\u0163i suport borma\u015fina la 8 diminea\u0163a \u00een weekend, tu supor\u0163i c\u0103 Piki latr\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eei e foame.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102sta e traiul la bloc. Face unul sarmale \u015fi b\u0103lesc opt etaje.<\/p>\n<p>Chiar.<\/p>\n<p>Ce-ar fi s\u0103 cerem acordul vecinilor pentru a face sarmale?<\/p>\n<p>-Doamna Popescu, scuza\u0163i de deranj, am nevoie de aprobarea dvs. aici.<\/p>\n<p>-De ce?<\/p>\n<p>-Vreau s\u0103 fac sarmale \u015fi o s\u0103 miroas\u0103 pe scar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, nu pot, sunt la diet\u0103. C\u00e2t timp \u0163in diet\u0103 eu, la noi pe scar\u0103 o s\u0103 miroas\u0103 doar a salat\u0103 \u015fi lacrimi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori citesc \u0219tiri, apare mereu ceva care m\u0103 face s\u0103-mi smulg p\u0103rul. Ieri, inep\u021bia obligatorie a venit direct din Banat, care, cel&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17375,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/cat.jpg?fit=640%2C530&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21079,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21078\/revisions\/21079"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}