{"id":21105,"date":"2021-01-17T11:35:27","date_gmt":"2021-01-17T08:35:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21105"},"modified":"2021-01-17T11:36:13","modified_gmt":"2021-01-17T08:36:13","slug":"posta-redactiei-colegele-rautacioase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-colegele-rautacioase\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: Colegele r\u0103ut\u0103cioase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o trimite\u0163i pe mail, pe birou@lorenalupu.com, \u015fi g\u0103sim o solu\u0163ie, pe care oricum n-o ve\u0163i urma, dar m\u0103car ne distr\u0103m.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei misiva de data asta:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bun\u0103, Lorena,<br \/>\nTe citesc de ceva timp \u0219i am o problem\u0103! Lucrez de patru ani \u00eentr-o fabric\u0103 de airbag, ideea e c\u0103 inten\u021bionez s\u0103 schimb jobul, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, am o mul\u021bime de colege r\u0103ut\u0103cioase care m\u0103 vampirizeaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o prostie. Nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac. Se iau de felul meu de-a fi, de \u021b<\/strong><strong>inut\u0103, de tot. Sunt dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i adopt \u00een unele zile un stil mai sexy, \u0219i \u0103sta e motivul. \u00cen mod normal, nu a\u0219 b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103, <\/strong><strong>dar e prea mult pentru mine. S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac mai decent, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai machiez? Crezi c\u0103 ar fi o solu\u021bie? Scuze de deranj \u0219i nu am o problem\u0103 dac\u0103 pui chestia asta la po\u0219ta redac\u021biei.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Mul\u021bumesc \u0219i o sear\u0103 fain\u0103!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>X.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Drag\u0103 X,<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 tu g\u0103se\u0219ti bucurie \u00een modul \u00een care te \u00eembraci \u0219i te machiezi. \u0218i mai \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 \u021binutele \u0219i machiajul t\u0103u nu le \u00eencurc\u0103 \u00een mod real pe individe s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 jobul.<\/p>\n<p>De ce s\u0103 renun\u021bi tu la o bucurie a ta pentru c\u0103 ni\u0219te g\u00e2\u0219te sunt nesigure pe feminitatea lor? Invidia, r\u0103utatea, b\u0103garea iritant\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 asta exprim\u0103: faptul c\u0103 persoanele se simt ur\u00e2te \u0219i atunci, caut\u0103 s\u0103 te reduc\u0103 \u0219i pe tine la nivelul lor. Uite, eu nu m-am luat \u00een via\u021ba mea de cum arat\u0103 cineva. Sau, m\u0103 rog, am f\u0103cut glumi\u021be pe Facebook, dar a fost de dragul glumei, nu pentru c\u0103 voiam \u00een mod real s\u0103 dictez persoanei ce s\u0103 fac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Tu nu le datorezi individelor \u0103lora s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi tr\u0103ie\u0219ti via\u021ba dup\u0103 ideile lor pu\u021bine \u0219i fixe. \u0218i nu ai de ce s\u0103 le la\u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi caute nod \u00een papur\u0103.\u00a0 Mai ales c\u0103 dinamica interac\u021biunii cu genul \u0103sta de japi\u021b\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103 a\u0219a: cu c\u00e2t tu te dai peste cap s\u0103 joci dup\u0103 cum fluier\u0103 ele, cu at\u00e2t ele o s\u0103 fluiere mai insistent.<\/p>\n<p>Eu a\u0219 r\u0103spunde ceva de genul: &#8220;\u015eti\u0163i ceva, g\u00e2\u015ftelor? Eu nu m\u0103 iau de faptul c\u0103 sunte\u0163i ur\u00e2te \u015fi proaste, iar voi nu v\u0103 lua\u0163i de outfiturile \u015fi glamul meu. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, eu seara \u00eemi dau jos \u015fi una \u015fi alta, dar voi nu ave\u0163i cum s\u0103 dezbr\u0103ca\u0163i mutrele astea acre, care culc\u0103 pxxxla pe o raz\u0103 de zece kilometri \u00een jur&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd \u00eencepe una s\u0103 g\u0103g\u0103ie, o lichidezi cu o singur\u0103 replic\u0103: De c\u00e2nd e\u015fti tu critic de mod\u0103, drag\u0103? Cum, de nicic\u00e2nd? Dac\u0103 o s\u0103 vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 ghidez dup\u0103 altcineva, voi \u00eentreba un om care se pricepe.<\/p>\n<p>Nu te schimba tu pentru ele. F\u0103-le s\u0103 accepte c\u0103 asta e\u015fti tu \u015fi dac\u0103 nu le place, s\u0103 scrie la neamuri.<\/p>\n<p>Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Lorena.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intro: Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. Nu, Gicu, nu sub form\u0103 de sex, stai jos. \u00cen schimb, lu\u0103m o dram\u0103 personal\u0103 pe care mi-o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21106,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/girls.jpg?fit=640%2C267&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21105"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21108,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21105\/revisions\/21108"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}