{"id":21120,"date":"2021-01-19T17:56:53","date_gmt":"2021-01-19T14:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21120"},"modified":"2021-01-19T17:56:53","modified_gmt":"2021-01-19T14:56:53","slug":"cum-schimbi-neonul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-schimbi-neonul\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum schimbi neonul"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salut, internet, eu sunt Lorena Lupu \u0219i azi mi-am pierdut virginitatea \u00een domeniul schimb\u0103rii neoanelor. \u0218i dac\u0103 am pierdut-o eu, hai s-o pierzi \u0219i tu. C\u0103 nu e at\u00e2t de complicat precum pare.<\/p>\n

Am aprins azi diminea\u021b\u0103 lumina \u00een baie.<\/p>\n

Bezn\u0103. Precizez c\u0103 e primul corp de iluminat cu neon din via\u021ba mea. Acas\u0103 la mama am avut becuri, \u00een chiriile precedente am avut becuri. Neonul \u0103sta a tr\u0103it fericit cu mine 4 ani \u0219i mi-a luminat tot makeupul pe care l-ai admirat pe Instagram.<\/p>\n

\u0218i azi diminea\u021b\u0103 a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 nu se mai aprind\u0103.<\/p>\n

Am luat veioza din dormitor, am f\u0103cut du\u0219 \u0219i mi-am sp\u0103lat din\u021bii la lumina ei ginga\u0219\u0103, apoi am sunat un prieten electrician.<\/p>\n

-S\u0103 vin s\u0103-\u021bi schimb neonul?<\/p>\n

Era un om c\u0103ruia \u00eei tradusesem ni\u0219te acte, pentru c\u0103 tr\u0103ise c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u00een SUA, \u0219i voia s\u0103 vin\u0103 pe troc, dar eu \u00een cas\u0103 aveam haos \u0219i nu aveam chef s\u0103 fac ordine, s\u0103 mimez c\u0103 sunt gospodin\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Nu. poveste\u0219te la telefon cum se face.<\/p>\n

\u0218i iat\u0103 cum se face.<\/p>\n

Defectul poate proveni de la starter, o chestie mic\u0103, alb\u0103, rotund\u0103, plasat\u0103 pe corpul de iluminat (foto deschidere), sau de la tubul fluorescent \u00een sine. Ca s\u0103 nu faci mai multe drumuri, te duci la magazinul de electrocasnice din vecini cu tubul \u0219i cu starterul \u0219i ceri mai multe din fiecare. S\u0103 fie \u00een cas\u0103. Tuburile, ca orice alte obiecte conice, vin \u00een diverse dimensiuni. De aceea duci modelul, s\u0103 \u0219tie omul ce s\u0103-\u021bi dea.<\/p>\n

Revii cu cump\u0103r\u0103turile \u0219i, de\u0219i instinctul t\u0103u e s\u0103 sari la tuburile fluorescente, ca schimb\u0103tor \u00eenr\u0103it de becuri, la neoane exist\u0103 \u0219ans\u0103 mare ca problema s\u0103 fie la starter. Drept care, stingi \u00eent\u00e2i lumina, apoi \u00eentorci delicat butona\u0219ul vizibil \u00een foto deschidere cu un sfert de arc de cerc, \u00een ordinea opus\u0103 acelor de ceasornic, \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2i \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 cu ceva care arat\u0103 aproximativ a\u0219a:<\/p>\n

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Iei \u00eenlocuitorul achizi\u021bionat de la magazin \u0219i luminezi gaura cu lanterna de la telefon. Vezi punctul \u00een care cele dou\u0103 g\u0103urici sunt mai largi \u0219i se pot insera \/ scoate startere, \u0219i de acolo faci mi\u0219carea opus\u0103. 90 de grade \u00een direc\u021bia acului de ceas. Starter \u00eenlocuit, bravo.<\/p>\n

Neoanele mele aveau dou\u0103 startere. Le-am \u00eenlocuit pe ambele.<\/p>\n

Am aprins lumina, still bezn\u0103. Noroc c\u0103-mi cump\u0103rasem \u0219i tuburile.<\/p>\n

Suce\u0219ti delicat tubul p\u00e2n\u0103 ajunge \u00eentr-o pozi\u021bie unde capetele corpului de iluminat au o deschiz\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i permit ie\u0219irea. \u00cel sco\u021bi. Iei tubul nou, \u00eel bele\u0219ti de ambalaj, \u00eel potrive\u0219ti \u00een cr\u0103p\u0103tur\u0103, \u00eel bagi \u0219i suce\u0219ti delicat p\u00e2n\u0103 st\u0103 singur.<\/p>\n

Aprinzi.<\/p>\n

\u015ei a zis Dumnezeu: “S\u0103 fie lumin\u0103!” \u015ei a fost lumin\u0103. \u015ei a v\u0103zut Dumnezeu c\u0103 este bun\u0103 lumina, \u015fi a desp\u0103r\u0163it Dumnezeu lumina de \u00eentuneric. (Geneza, cap. 1, versetele 3 – 4.)<\/p>\n

Nu l\u0103sa\u021bi neoanele s\u0103 v\u0103 intimideze.<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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