{"id":21134,"date":"2021-01-22T10:37:13","date_gmt":"2021-01-22T07:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21134"},"modified":"2021-01-22T10:37:13","modified_gmt":"2021-01-22T07:37:13","slug":"cele-19-de-grade-ale-lui-nicusor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cele-19-de-grade-ale-lui-nicusor\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele 19 de grade ale lui Nicu\u0219or"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Voi \u00eencepe prin a puncta c\u0103,\u00a0 neav\u00e2nd buletin de Bucure\u0219ti, nu am putut vota, dar l-am sus\u021binut pe Nicu\u0219or \u00een alegerile locale.<\/p>\n<p>(Mi-e destul c\u0103 fac circ cu\u021bofilii pe pagina mea, nu mai am chef \u0219i de fanaticii USR.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i s\u0103 ne fie clar: prin cu\u021bofili nu m\u0103 refer la iubitorul de animale obi\u0219nuit. Ci la haita de oengi\u0219ti animali\u0219ti care b\u00e2ntuie netul cu agenda de a teroriza interminabil pe oricine li se pune lor pata. M-am convins c\u00e2t de toxici, intruzivi, invazivi \u0219i bolnavi de ur\u0103 sunt ace\u0219ti oameni c\u00e2nd, dup\u0103 ce le promovezi n proiecte, \u00eei sus\u021bii, mai \u0219i donezi ba la o asocia\u021bie, ba la alta, dar c\u00e2nd prime\u015fti \u0219i tu o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor la PROPRIILE TALE PROIECTE de la cineva care nu le convine lor, se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o campanie de hate \u00eempotriva ta, cu minciuni, n\u0103scociri, abera\u021bii de cea mai joas\u0103 spe\u021b\u0103, insulte cringy \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>Mai c\u0103 mi-a\u0219 dori s\u0103 pot retrage acum, retroactiv, fiecare eurocent pe care l-am donat oric\u0103rei asocia\u021bii de genul. Exist\u0103 oameni care \u00eemi dau ordine pe banii lor; exist\u0103 oameni care \u00eemi dau ordine pe moca, zi\u0219i \u0219i b\u0103gamia\u0219poola\u00eenmor\u021biivo\u0219tridejavre, dar cu\u021bofilii sunt genul de oameni care \u00ee\u021bi dau ordine pe banii t\u0103i, ceea ce e muuult mai mult dec\u00e2t o s\u0103 tolerez vreodat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 mai continu\u0103 agresiunea, promit s\u0103 fac ni\u0219te jurnalism mi\u0219to de investiga\u021bie, s\u0103 vedem ce fac cu\u021bofilii cu banii pe care \u00eei primesc \u0219i c\u00e2t ajunge concret la animale. C\u0103 prea m-au enervat cu misecuvenismul lor agasant).<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00eenchis aceast\u0103 prea lung\u0103 parantez\u0103, dar aveam nevoie s\u0103 mai elimin din iritarea pe care mi-o st\u00e2rnesc, de zile \u00een \u0219ir, toate pzzzzdele astea quattro formaggi \u0219i to\u021bi nef**ii \u0103\u0219tia obosi\u021bi de lab\u0103 care m\u0103 tot insult\u0103 cu cei mai abjec\u021bi termeni, apoi tot ei se dau biete victime \u0219i se vaiet\u0103 de limbaj. B\u0103\u0103\u0103, c*ca\u021bilor. M\u0103car ave\u021bi at\u00e2ta verticalitate s\u0103 v\u0103 asuma\u021bi c\u0103 dac\u0103 veni\u021bi voi pe tarlaua unuia s\u0103-i zice\u021bi de a m\u0103-sii, \u0103la ARE TOT DREPTUL LA BA PE-A M\u0102-TII. Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 fi\u021bi golani, asuma\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 primi\u021bi \u00eenapoi exact gol\u0103neala pe care o livra\u021bi. iar dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 fim mimoze, fi\u021bi \u00een mor\u021bii vo\u0219tri mimoze \u0219i c\u00e2nd v\u0103 lua\u021bi de via\u021ba mea. Jeguri bolnave. Ar trebui s\u0103 v\u0103 culeag\u0103 hingherii pe voi \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 eutanasieze dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 f nimeni 14 zile, \u0219i la c\u00e2t sunte\u021bi de resping\u0103tori ca persoane, garantez eu c\u0103 nu v\u0103 f nimeni.<\/p>\n<p>Dar divaghez iar. Scuze. Cum ziceam, acumulez iritarea de patru zile. B\u0103, fu&#8230; ok, ok. S\u0103 revenim la Nicu\u0219or Dan. \u0218i la asigurarea mea c\u0103 am v\u0103zut meritele lui Nicu\u0219or Dan de mult. Nu vreau un meci \u0219i cu biserica lui Nicu\u0219or Dan, care e la fel de pornit\u0103 ca aceea de cu\u021bofili.<\/p>\n<p>Spre deosebire de diverse haimanale politice traseiste, care candideaz\u0103 ba la parlamentare, ba la europene, ba la locale, \u0219i schimb\u0103 partidul ca pe chilo\u021bi, Nicu\u0219or Dan a fost constant \u00een demers. Prim\u0103ria Bucure\u0219tiului. Bucure\u0219tiul a fost iubirea lui dint\u00e2i. \u00cemi amintesc diverse proiecte ale lui de urbanism, diverse ac\u021biuni de ap\u0103rare a monumentelor arhitecturale clasice ale Bucure\u0219tiului, diverse ini\u021biative nobile \u0219i frumoase.<\/p>\n<p>Chiar cred c\u0103 Nicu\u0219or Dan e un om care iube\u0219te Bucure\u0219tiul \u0219i a candidat la prim\u0103rie cu sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 bun\u0103 credin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Numai c\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Numai c\u0103 eroarea de calcul a fost aceea de a promite \u00een campanie lucruri pe care nu \u0219tia dac\u0103 le va putea oferi dup\u0103 ce va ob\u021bine func\u021bia dorit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fond, USR au f\u0103cut chiar campanie cu un afi\u0219 \u00een care promiteau ap\u0103 cald\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21135\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/usr-plus-apa-calda_42205200.jpg?resize=670%2C670&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/usr-plus-apa-calda_42205200.jpg?w=670&amp;ssl=1 670w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/usr-plus-apa-calda_42205200.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/usr-plus-apa-calda_42205200.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/usr-plus-apa-calda_42205200.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/usr-plus-apa-calda_42205200.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>De\u0219i te \u00eentrebi de ce domnul din imagine face du\u0219 cu hainele pe el, dar nah, la 19 grade. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Probabil c\u0103, dac\u0103 ar fi depins de el, Nicu\u0219or chiar ar fi dat agent termic \u00eentregului Bucure\u0219ti. \u00cenclin s\u0103 cred c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Firea ar fi f\u0103cut-o.<\/p>\n<p>Numai c\u0103 socoteala de acas\u0103 nu se potrive\u0219te cu cea din t\u00e2rg, \u0219i partea cea mai trist\u0103, descoperi socoteala din t\u00e2rg abia dup\u0103 ce ajungi \u00een t\u00e2rg.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen plus, politicienii rom\u00e2ni nici nu sunt foarte buni la a prognoza realist socoteala din t\u00e2rg. Rar vezi un politician cu o campanie care s\u0103 promit\u0103 ceva raportat la realitatea de pe teren, bazat pe calcule \u0219i pe munc\u0103 de documentare. De obicei, campania rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 de orice fel e o varia\u021bie pe tema &#8220;Numai noi facem s\u0103 curg\u0103 lapte \u0219i miere&#8221; alternat cu &#8220;Adversarul nostru e cancer pur \u015fi cine-l voteaz\u0103 are \u015fapte ani de ghinion&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Exact asta a fost \u015fi capcana \u00een care a picat Nicu\u015for. Credin\u0163a naiv\u0103 c\u0103 undeva st\u0103 ascuns\u0103 c\u0103ldura \u015fi apa cald\u0103, iar doamna Firea le \u0163ine pitite dup\u0103 col\u0163 \u015fi nu vrea ea de-a dracu s\u0103 dea la oameni.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen realitate, se lucreaz\u0103 cu ni\u015fte companii de pe vremea lui Pazvante Chioru, pline de func\u0163ionari incompeten\u0163i, pilele lu&#8217; \u015fi lu&#8217;, care c\u0103pu\u015feaz\u0103 de ani buni fondurile destinate repara\u0163iilor \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 le fac, le fac \u00een dorul lelii, s\u0103 fie nevoie de repara\u0163ii \u015fi peste dou\u0103 &#8211; trei luni.<\/p>\n<p>Eu v\u0103d \u015fmecheria asta la administra\u0163ia blocului \u00een care stau. Lun\u0103 de lun\u0103 e ceva de reparat, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva zeci de lei fond de repara\u0163ii. De c\u00e2nd tot repar\u0103m, \u015fi la c\u00e2t am investit \u00een repara\u0163ii p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, ar trebui s\u0103 fim un zg\u00e2rie nori cu pere\u0163i de sticl\u0103 fumurie \u015fi lifft care vine singur prin puterea g\u00e2ndului.<\/p>\n<p>Cam a\u015fa, dar la scar\u0103 mai larg\u0103, to\u0163i securi\u015ftii care conduc Radet \u015fi celelalte companii similare.<\/p>\n<p>E genul de caracati\u0163\u0103 pe care n-o po\u0163i deznoda de unul singur \u015fi nu la modul &#8220;Eu sunt Nicu\u015for \u015fi vreau cutare&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Iar situa\u0163ia asta trebuia anticipat\u0103 \u015fi evaluat\u0103 just \u00eenc\u0103 din campania electoral\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu &#8220;v\u0103 dau c\u0103ldur\u0103 la to\u0163i&#8221;, c\u0103 nu \u015ftii dac\u0103 vei reu\u015fi. Eventual &#8220;Voi face tot posibilul s\u0103 v\u0103 dau c\u0103ldur\u0103 \u00een condi\u0163iile date&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei atunci, c\u00e2nd tu ai f\u0103cut tot posibilul, dar datorit\u0103 unei extorsiuni a unui degajament, \u00een casele oamenilor sunt \u00een continuare 19 grade, tu po\u0163i s\u0103 spui: \u00cenc\u0103 nu i-am dat de cap, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, incompeten\u0163a \u015fi corup\u0163ia m\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fesc pe moment. Iar lumea, informat\u0103 corect \u00eenc\u0103 din campanie, o s\u0103 zic\u0103: da, \u00een\u0163elegem.<\/p>\n<p>Dar c\u00e2nd tu, ghidat de acest trend machist al politicianului care se laud\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencordeaz\u0103 mu\u015fchii ca un cocalar \u00een c\u0103lduri \u00een fa\u0163a pi\u0163ipoancei blocului, ai promis c\u0103 rezolvi c\u0103ldura uite a\u015fa, \u0163ac-pac, gluma ta cu \u0163\u0103rile \u00een care e normal s\u0103 fie 19 grade \u00een case pic\u0103 proooost. Extrem de proooost. \u015ei iri\u0163i cet\u0103\u0163enii care merg pe &#8220;p\u0103i a promis, nene, acum de ce nu ne d\u0103&#8221;. C\u0103 nu toat\u0103 lumea are r\u0103bdare s\u0103 vad\u0103 situa\u0163ia mai \u00een profunzime. &#8220;Ai zis c\u0103 dai? D\u0103-mi, fr\u0103\u0163ioare, nu m\u0103 \u0163ine a\u015fa, c\u0103 mi-a \u00eenghe\u0163at cucul&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015ftept cu interes s\u0103 v\u0103d cum evolueaz\u0103 treaba. Probabil, \u00een scurt timp se face cald din nou, c\u0103 a\u015fa e la Bucure\u015fti, prim\u0103vara vine de ziua lui Ceau\u015fescu. De aceea \u00ee\u015fi \u015fi permit repara\u0163ii de m\u00e2ntuial\u0103. Ia s\u0103 fi fost un ora\u015f cu iarn\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103, frig de\u00a0 \u00een\u0163epene\u015fti \u015fi z\u0103pad\u0103 de juma&#8217; de metru. S\u0103 vezi ce munc\u0103 pe rupte ar fi fost s\u0103 mearg\u0103 treaba strun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 una-alta, Nicu\u015for, tat\u0103, uite un sfat de PR. Gratuit, c\u0103 \u00eemi e\u015fti drag. Nu face glume proaste exact pe temele pe care te d\u0103deai viteaz \u00een campanie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voi \u00eencepe prin a puncta c\u0103,\u00a0 neav\u00e2nd buletin de Bucure\u0219ti, nu am putut vota, dar l-am sus\u021binut pe Nicu\u0219or \u00een alegerile locale. 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