Ieri seara, la concertul lui M\u0103rgineanu (I must admit I’m an addict), am descoperit o tehnic\u0103 de aga\u0163ament de care am r\u00e2s cu lacrimi.<\/p>\n
\u015eti\u0163i cu to\u0163ii povestea lui Pepelea, nu? \u00ce\u015fi vinde casa p\u0103rinteasc\u0103 unei boieroaice frumoase, pe o mie de galbeni. \u015ei zice: Vreau doar 999 de galbeni, \u015fi \u00eemi p\u0103strez din toat\u0103 casa un cui, care a fost al mamei, care l-a mo\u015ftenit de la bunicu’, care etc. \u015ei trece zi de zi, ba s\u0103 aga\u0163e de cui o hain\u0103, ba s\u0103 o dezga\u0163e, ba s\u0103 aga\u0163e o paporni\u0163\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 aga\u0163\u0103 femeia. \u015ei au tr\u0103it ferici\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 o f\u0103cut plopul pere \u015fi r\u0103chita grapefruit.<\/p>\n
Buuuon. \u015ei acum, ladies and brut\u0103lmen, iat\u0103 tehnica de aga\u0163ament “cuiele lu’ Pepelea.”<\/p>\n
Un gigel vrea s\u0103 fut\u0103. \u00cen general, femeile rom\u00e2nce fiind \u00een majoritatea lor frumu\u015fele, iar b\u0103rba\u0163ii scunzi, gra\u015fi \u015fi prost \u00eembr\u0103ca\u0163i, va ochi cel pu\u0163in 4 – 5 tipe mi\u015fto, ne\u00eenso\u0163ite, la 4-5 mese diferite. \u00cen Barfly (unde am fost ieri), chestia func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 excelent, pentru c\u0103 spa\u0163iul e divizat \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 mascheze simultaneitatea \u00eent\u00e2mplatului.<\/p>\n
Iar gigelu’ \u00ee\u015fi ia o beutur\u0103, pe care o “uit\u0103” pe una dintre mesele-cu-fete. Ia o a doua, pe care o uit\u0103 pe alt\u0103 mas\u0103 cu fete. \u015ei tot a\u015fa. \u015ei astfel, cuiu-i gata. Revine: vai, mi-am uitat screwdriveru’ la voi. Ce face\u0163i altminteri? Bla-bla-bla. Ia stai a\u015fa, m\u0103 sun\u0103 cineva, revin.<\/p>\n
A\u015fa, gigelu’ acoper\u0103 eficient toat\u0103 popula\u0163ia feminin\u0103 interesant\u0103 din punct de vedere co\u0163\u0103istic, \u015fi o dat\u0103 cu prima sclipire de interes, abandoneaz\u0103 restul cuielor lu’ Pepelea, \u015fi se aga\u0163\u0103 de cuiul care a dat roade.<\/p>\n
Riscuri:<\/p>\n
1. Tesla. Trec al\u0163i gigei \u015fi r\u0103stoarn\u0103 “cuiul”. Accidental sau deliberat.<\/p>\n
2. O nesuferit\u0103: “B\u0103i, vezi c\u0103 \u0163i-ai uitat long john-ul! Poate vrei s\u0103 \u0163i-l bagi \u00een fund, ce zici?<\/p>\n
3. Masa de neb\u0103u\u0163i. C\u00e2nd ajunge s\u0103-\u015fi moaie \u015fi el botul \u00een pocalu’ cu reinbou, descoper\u0103 c\u0103 acesta a disp\u0103rut, miraculos, ca un curcubeu dup\u0103 ploaie.<\/p>\n
4. Chelnera\u015fu’ cel viteaz. Care adun\u0103 tot. Inclusiv cuiele lu’ Pepelea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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