{"id":21227,"date":"2021-02-09T16:38:09","date_gmt":"2021-02-09T13:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21227"},"modified":"2021-02-09T16:43:19","modified_gmt":"2021-02-09T13:43:19","slug":"nu-mai-spuneti-femeilor-sa-zambeasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-mai-spuneti-femeilor-sa-zambeasca\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai spune\u0163i femeilor s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E ceva nespuuuus de iritant \u00een gigelul comentac care se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i analizeze expresia facial\u0103 \u00eentr-o fotografie \u00een care tu \u00ee\u0163i neutralizezi inten\u0163ionat expresia, ca s\u0103 pui accentul pe alte detalii: p\u0103r, machiaj, haine, sau orice altceva.<\/p>\n<p>Partea mai trist\u0103 \u00een numita analiz\u0103 a gigelului comentac este c\u0103 min\u0163i\u015foara lui redus\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege dou\u0103 func\u0163ii faciale, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de femei: z\u00e2mbitul, aka, vai ke frumy ejti pisi, \u015fi orice alt\u0103 expresie neutr\u0103, aka: da deke ejti trist\u0103, kine te-a sup\u0103rat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Deke ejti trist\u0103, kine te-a sup\u0103rat&#8221; \u00een poze \u00een care tu e\u015fti doar calm\u0103. Sau doar serioas\u0103. Sau mai neutr\u0103 dec\u00e2t Elve\u0163ia. Sau vorbeai despre ceva important \u015fi aveai mutra grav\u0103 solicitat\u0103 de situa\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>Genul \u0103sta de comentariu m\u0103 face s\u0103 \u00eemi doresc foarte tare aplica\u0163ia Bocancul Virtual TM. Un bocanc care iese din ecran \u015fi \u00eei pfoote lui gigel una, cu sete \u015fi pasiune, direct \u00een dantur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 hlizesc fasolea, pot hlizi fasolea oric\u00e2nd \u015fi oric\u00e2t. E cea mai cli\u015feic\u0103, reductiv\u0103 \u015fi, prin urmare, profund neinteresant\u0103 ipostaz\u0103 pentru mine. Cine a citit m\u0103car dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri din ceea ce scriu &#8211; \u0219i chiar le-a citit, nu s-a b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 doar pentru cer\u0219etorie de aten\u021bie, a aflat de un mileniu \u0219i jum\u0103tate c\u00e2t de mult \u00eemi displac cli\u0219eele \u0219i ipostazele reductive.<\/p>\n<p>Am miz\u0103 zero s\u0103 postez \u00eenc\u0103 un selfie de hlizit fasolea. Nu \u0103sta e scopul. Nu asta m\u0103 define\u0219te. Sunt sute de mii de femei pe internet care au pagini pline de selfies \u00een care hlizesc fasolea. Exist\u0103 din plin ofert\u0103 pentru tipul t\u0103u de cerere.<\/p>\n<p>Ce \u00eencerc s\u0103 spun cu asta, Gigel, e c\u0103 dac\u0103 te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 intens unde nu r\u0103sare soarele s\u0103 o sf\u0103tuie\u0219ti azi pe una, mai ales pe una care n-o cuno\u0219ti, s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103, ia un tub de Hemorzon \u0219i obloje\u0219te-te. S\u0103 calmezi m\u00e2nc\u0103rimea direct la surs\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Unii oameni, chiar dota\u021bi cu detaliul anatomic care nu \u021bi se pare adecvat pentru asta, au o min\u0103 a fe\u021bei natural serioas\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 pentru femei e resting b*** face, de ce pentru b\u0103rba\u021bi nu e resting jerk face?<\/p>\n<p>Stai, pentru c\u0103 pe b\u0103rba\u021bi nu-i piston\u0103m la melodioar\u0103 s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103. Avem \u00eencredere profund\u0103 c\u0103, dac\u0103 au un motiv s-o fac\u0103, se descurc\u0103 \u0219i singuri.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Un om care are chef s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103, z\u00e2mbe\u015fte \u015fi singur. Un om care are chef s\u0103 se c***e pe el de r\u00e2s o face. Dac\u0103 nu, nu. \u015ei e valabil \u015fi dac\u0103 omul e femeie.<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu nu simt nici o presiune s\u0103 r\u00e2njesc la oameni care nu-mi inspir\u0103 asta de la sine. Dac\u0103 a\u015f beli dantura \u00een mod egal la to\u0163i, nu s-ar mai distinge cine \u00eemi place \u015fi cine nu.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 pretinzi un z\u00e2mbet de la un om care n-are chef s\u0103-\u0163i z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103, e o dovad\u0103 de arogan\u0163\u0103 surd\u0103 \u015fi oarb\u0103. Nu ai cum, \u00eentr-o lume liber\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103-i spui altuia ce mimic\u0103 s\u0103 adopte. Pur \u015fi simplu, nu ai cum. E \u00eenc\u0103lcare a spa\u0163iului personal.<\/p>\n<p>Poate nu te place \u0219i, guess what, gigel, e dreptul ei. Poate are altele pe cap \u0219i, guess what, gigel, \u0219i \u0103sta e tot dreptul ei. A\u0219a cum \u0219i tu la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u ai din plin aceste drepturi \u0219i le exerci\u021bi ne\u00eentrebat ori de c\u00e2te ori \u021bi se pune pata.<\/p>\n<p>Dar hai s\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 muierea st\u0103 serioas\u0103 pentru c\u0103 o apas\u0103 o problem\u0103 anume. &#8220;Z\u00e2mbe\u015fte!&#8221; \u00eenseamn\u0103 nici mai mult nici mai pu\u0163in dec\u00e2t &#8220;Problemele tale nu conteaz\u0103. Vreau s\u0103-\u0163i hackuie\u015fti starea de fapt \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemi dai mie suprem\u0103 importan\u0163\u0103 f\u0103c\u00e2nd o fa\u0163\u0103 care nu-\u0163i vine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dar am \u0219i solu\u021bia. A\u015f face genul \u0103sta de z\u00e2mbet taxabil. Dac\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 dea bani din buzunar, subit individul \u0219i-ar lua timp s\u0103 mediteze dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219te at\u00e2t de tare s\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti sub presiune sau nu.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14577 jetpack-lazy-image jetpack-lazy-image--handled\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" data-lazy-loaded=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<br \/>\nVrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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