{"id":2125,"date":"2010-03-13T12:22:53","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T09:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2125"},"modified":"2010-03-13T12:22:53","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T09:22:53","slug":"vise-dubioase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vise-dubioase\/","title":{"rendered":"Vise dubioase"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Y2YOGfBFAbs?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Unde sunte\u0163i, freudienilor, s\u0103 da\u0163i explica\u0163ii la urm\u0103toarele vise:<\/p>\n<p>lorena: am visat o oribilitate noaptea asta \ud83d\ude44 \ud83d\ude44<br \/>\nDumi: si eu<br \/>\nlorena: cica aveam examen la sport<br \/>\nlorena: si trebuia sa fac &#8220;stand in maini&#8221;<br \/>\nlorena: dar aveam diaree<br \/>\nDumi: \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nlorena: si ma taia o cacare<br \/>\nlorena: si-l rugam pe prof<br \/>\nlorena: lasati-ma la buda. si fac stand in maini dupa<br \/>\nlorena: iar el urla: daca nu faci stand in maini acum, iti dau 3!!<br \/>\nlorena: iar eu, jenata, m-am pus in maini<br \/>\nlorena: si in clipa aceea a izbucnit vulcanul<br \/>\nDumi: o dumnezeule<br \/>\nDumi: si eu mananc lasagna<br \/>\nDumi: ma rog<br \/>\nlorena: scuzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<br \/>\nDumi: nu-i nimic<br \/>\nDumi: fac caterinca<br \/>\nDumi: ma scarbesc destul de greu<br \/>\nlorena: eu nu mananc dimineata<br \/>\nDumi: eu da<br \/>\nDumi: 3 mese pe zi<br \/>\nlorena: de aceea tind sa cred ca nimeni nu mananca dimineata<br \/>\nDumi: ia sa iti zic visu meu<br \/>\nDumi: eu visam ca ma futeam<br \/>\nDumi: ah<br \/>\nDumi: ma futeam la munca<br \/>\nDumi: dar eram in camera de sedinte<br \/>\nDumi: si<br \/>\nDumi: cum ma futeam eu acolo<br \/>\nDumi: trece pe langa mine<br \/>\nDumi: o blonda creata<br \/>\nDumi: si eu ma opresc din futut<br \/>\nDumi: si ii zic<br \/>\nDumi: asta e gin tonic<br \/>\nDumi: nu e vodka<br \/>\nDumi: unde mi-e vodka?<br \/>\nlorena: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nDumi: si brusc<!--more--><br \/>\nDumi: eram intr-o bodega<br \/>\nDumi: si cel mai bun prieten zice<br \/>\nDumi: frate, da nu mai vine mancarea aia?<br \/>\nDumi: si pt numele lu dumnezeu<br \/>\nDumi: trage-ti pantalonii pe tine<br \/>\nDumi: si eu imi amintesc<br \/>\nDumi: ca mi-i lasasem la birou<br \/>\nDumi: de cand ma futeam<br \/>\nlorena: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nDumi: si de acolo<br \/>\nDumi: nu imi mai amintesc visu<\/p>\n<p>Interpretare la prim\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103: lorena se cac\u0103 pe orice fel de autoritate, iar dumi acord\u0103 mai mult\u0103 aten\u0163ie beuturii dec\u00e2t sexului. 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