{"id":21267,"date":"2021-02-16T11:17:03","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T08:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21267"},"modified":"2021-02-16T14:28:52","modified_gmt":"2021-02-16T11:28:52","slug":"frizerita-cu-ifose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/frizerita-cu-ifose\/","title":{"rendered":"Frizeri\u0163a cu ifose"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u015etiu, \u015ftiu. Dac\u0103 scriu despre ea, nu fac dec\u00e2t s\u0103 contribui la hype \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eei alimentez sentimentul c\u0103 e b\u0103gat\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103. Practic, prin idio\u0163eniile pline de prejudec\u0103\u0163i, idei fixe \u015fi privilegii pe care are arogan\u0163a s\u0103 \u015fi le treac\u0103 la catastif drept merite personale, parc\u0103 cer\u015fe\u015fte mu** karmic\u0103.<\/p>\n

E frizeri\u0163\u0103. Meserie b\u0103noas\u0103, nu \u015fag\u0103. Se tot laud\u0103 cum \u00ee\u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fte ea rata \u00een 5 ore de munc\u0103. Banii nu sunt o problem\u0103 pentru ea, drept care s\u0103rakul, \u00een ochii ei, e cea mai de jos f\u0103ptur\u0103 de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n

A\u015fa cum croitoreasa are f\u0103t\u0103l\u0103ii, aka b\u0103rba\u0163ii care manifest\u0103 respect, tandre\u0163e \u015fi apreciere fa\u0163\u0103 de femei, tanti frizeri\u0163a are un du\u015fman: \u0163\u0103r\u0103netele.<\/p>\n

Cu ce o deranjeaz\u0103 f\u0103t\u0103l\u0103ul pe croitoreas\u0103, sau \u0163\u0103r\u0103netele pe frizeri\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n

P\u0103i, cu fix nimic.<\/p>\n

F\u0103t\u0103l\u0103ul nu se pune cu ifosele croitoresei, c\u0103 e prea sensibil \u015fi nu \u00eel \u0163ine sistemul nervos – poate chiar asta e de fapt problema! – iar \u0163\u0103r\u0103netele st\u0103 lini\u015ftit \u00een casa lui cu ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat \u00een baie, g\u0103leata cu mop la vedere \u015fi patul lipit de perete – remember, \u0103ia fini au patul pe centru – ca boierii – \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi vede lini\u015ftit de via\u0163a \u015fi treburile lui.<\/p>\n

Nevoia acestor pizme de a se defini drept superioare \u00een raport cu un du\u015fman de clas\u0103 cotat de ele drept r\u0103ul absolut, du\u015fman care nu le afecteaz\u0103 \u00een mod real cu absolut nimic, mi se pare patologic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Un om mul\u0163umit real de sine \u015fi profesia lui nu are nevoie s\u0103 cer\u015feasc\u0103 aten\u0163ie cre\u00e2ndu-\u015fi du\u015fman imaginar din oameni care nici nu \u015ftiu c\u0103 exist\u0103. Un om mul\u0163umit real de sine \u015fi profesia lui e ok cu el. Nu are nevoie de soclu imaginar bazat pe nimicuri irelevante de genul unde \u0163inem patul \u015fi unde \u0163inem p*la de cal.<\/p>\n

E at\u00e2t de irelevant unde le \u0163inem. Unde e loc. C\u0103 nu to\u0163i avem p\u0103rin\u0163i cu bani, care realmente s\u0103 fac\u0103 un efort s\u0103 lase copilului un start pozitiv \u00een via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar apropo de p\u0103rin\u0163i, frizeri\u0163a are orbirea asta toxic\u0103 de a-\u015fi aroga meritul rela\u0163iei fabuloase cu ei:\u00a0“Dac\u0103 ea este lipsit\u0103 de caracter \u0219i nu vorbe\u0219te cu nimeni din familie, ei bine nu doar c\u0103 vorbesc cu to\u021bi, dar am parte \u0219i de mult\u0103 iubire din partea lor.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0103s\u0103rel, nu e cu nimic meritul t\u0103u c\u0103 ai mult\u0103 iubire din partea lor. Pur \u015fi simplu, ai avut baft\u0103 la loteria genetic\u0103 s\u0103 tragi doi oameni ok. E strict meritul lor c\u0103 au devenit p\u0103rin\u0163i din motivele corecte, \u015fi \u015fi-au asumat grija fa\u0163\u0103 de tine, nu te-au torturat o copil\u0103rie \u00eentreag\u0103 s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune c\u0103 a avea copii e o inconvenien\u0163\u0103, \u015fi nu te-au abandonat s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune c\u0103 a avea copii e o inconvenien\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cei puteai avea pe \u0103\u015ftia de p\u0103rin\u0163i, tanti frizeri\u0163\u0103. \u015ei poate c\u0103 ar fi fost mai bine. Poate c\u0103 suferin\u0163a te-ar fi \u00eennobilat. Poate c\u0103 n-ai fi fost un bolovan privilegiat \u015fi misecuvenist, care are impresia c\u0103 bruma de noroc de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum \u00eei permite s\u0103 se p*** \u00een capul altora pe criterii de cum \u0163inem ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat \u015fi cum \u0163inem patul.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 fii s\u0103rac nu e o ru\u015fine, tanti frizeri\u0163\u0103. Unii pur \u015fi simplu nu au avut \u015fanse, sau nu\u00a0 au \u015ftiut s\u0103 profite de ele. Unii au suferit at\u00e2t de mult \u00een copil\u0103rie, \u00eenc\u00e2t retr\u0103iesc acele traume iar \u015fi iar. Pe unii i-a lovit pandemia greu \u015fi i-a adus la sap\u0103 de lemn. Iar unii pur \u015fi simplu nu pot \u015fi nu vor mai mult dec\u00e2t o farfurie de ciorb\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u015ei guess what, tanti frizeri\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

To\u0163i ace\u015ftia sunt oameni \u015fi au dreptul s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 a\u015fa cum pot \u015fi cum vor, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nu d\u0103uneaz\u0103 altora.<\/p>\n

\u015ei nu d\u0103uneaz\u0103, tanti frizeri\u0163\u0103. Chiar NU ARE DE CE, obiectiv, s\u0103 te f… grija unde \u00ee\u015fi \u0163in ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat sau alte electrocasnice. Pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu are vreo datorie s\u0103 ia lec\u0163ii de via\u0163\u0103 de la tine, iar verdictele tale pe criterii superficiale sunt la fel de idioate \u015fi de penibile ca tine.<\/p>\n

Dar hai s\u0103-\u0163i dau un sfat amical, tanti frizeri\u0163\u0103. G\u0103se\u015fte ceva care s\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 \u00een mod real bucurie. Habar n-am, un curs de dans sau, de ce nu, o p*l\u0103 care s\u0103 accepte s\u0103 te f* \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se cear\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163inut\u0103. C\u0103 te pl\u00e2ngeai c\u0103 \u0103sta e riscul.<\/p>\n

\u015ei atunci, tanti frizeri\u0163\u0103, n-o s\u0103 te mai macine a\u015fa tare obsesiile legate de ce au al\u0163ii prin cas\u0103 \u015fi cum.<\/p>\n

Apropo, aveam o \u0163a\u0163\u0103 pe scara blocului \u00een copil\u0103rie. De cum auzea c\u0103 ai fost \u00eentr-o vizit\u0103, instant te lua la interogatoriu:<\/p>\n

-Ai fost la cut\u0103rica.<\/p>\n

-Da.<\/p>\n

-\u015ei ce avea prin cas\u0103??<\/p>\n

B\u0103i, tanti frizeri\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ce zici de \u0163\u0103r\u0103ne\u0163ii \u0103ia infec\u0163i \u015fi vomitivi pe care-i f* tare grija de ce au al\u0163ii \u00een cas\u0103?<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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