{"id":21285,"date":"2021-02-22T11:10:38","date_gmt":"2021-02-22T08:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=21285"},"modified":"2021-02-22T11:12:22","modified_gmt":"2021-02-22T08:12:22","slug":"self-check-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/self-check-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Casa cu autoservire"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pentru c\u0103 meritam \u015fi eu o bucurie, toate marile lan\u0163uri de argumente au introdus self check out, sau casa cu autoservire. Col\u0163i\u015forul unde te duci, \u00ee\u0163i scanezi frumu\u015fel toate produsele, pl\u0103te\u015fti\u00a0 cu cardul \u015fi pleci fericit.<\/p>\n

Adooor chestia asta. O iubesc nespus. Mor de amor. \u015ei iat\u0103 de ce.<\/p>\n

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A) Majoritatea rum\u00e2nilor se duc tot la casa tradi\u0163ional\u0103\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu ai un lucr\u0103tor comercial care s\u0103 te slujeasc\u0103, nu e\u015fti baron destul.<\/p>\n

\u0218i pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu e o tanti, care s\u0103 ia la m\u00e2n\u0103 tot ce ai \u00een co\u0219 \u0219i s\u0103 treac\u0103 ea personal numitele obiecte pe scanner, decre\u021belul \u0103la din Iepoca de Aur a lui Ceau\u0219escu r\u0103m\u00e2ne cumva f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103muc \u0219i t\u0103tuc, \u0219i o s\u0103 moar\u0103 singur, cu pemp\u0103rsul\u00a0 murdar \u0219i cu p\u00e2inea \u0219i cu\u021bitul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n

“Eu nu m\u0103 descurc cu de-astea, fat\u0103\u0103\u0103h. Nu \u015ftiu. Nu m\u0103 pricep.”<\/p>\n

Perfect. \u00cenghesuie-te tu la cas\u0103. Eu m\u0103 voi bucura de spa\u0163iul aerisit de la self check out.<\/p>\n

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B) E destul de simplu\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spre surprinderea mea, nu este mare br\u00e2nz\u0103. Pui produsele pe o t\u0103vi\u0163\u0103, le treci prin fa\u0163a scannerului, le bagi \u00een traist\u0103, folose\u015fti cardul de reduceri al magazinului, dac\u0103 ai promo\u0163ii, \u015fi pl\u0103te\u015fti. Apoi cu bonul deschizi bara automat\u0103, s\u0103 po\u0163i ie\u015fi.<\/p>\n

Nu doar c\u0103 nu e mare br\u00e2nz\u0103, dar sunetul \u0103la de “piu” pe care \u00eel face scannerul c\u00e2nd \u00eenregistreaz\u0103 produse e noua mea dependen\u0163\u0103. \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 angajez casier\u0103 undeva, at\u00e2t de mult \u00eemi place.<\/p>\n

Da, ciudat. Dar dac\u0103 n-am avut juc\u0103rii suficiente \u00een copil\u0103rie, ce vre\u0163i? Recuperez acum.<\/p>\n

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C) Po\u0163i verifica TOATE pre\u0163urile\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu mai exist\u0103 “un pre\u0163 la raft \u015fi altul la cas\u0103”, \u015fmecheria clasic\u0103 a patronilor rom\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i scanezi produsul, vezi \u015fi pre\u0163ul, iar dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i convine, po\u0163i\u00a0 chema instant omul care supravegheaz\u0103 grupul de case cu autoservire, s\u0103 storneze \u015fi s\u0103 preia obiectul.<\/p>\n

Nu ai parte de remarci r\u0103ut\u0103cioase \u015fi priviri date peste cap, pentru c\u0103 aparatul e aparat \u015fi face exact ce e construit s\u0103 fac\u0103. Scaneaz\u0103 \u015fi adun\u0103 suma.<\/p>\n

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D) E \u00een ritmul t\u0103u.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015eti\u0163i casierele alea lente ca moartea \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, care au orice alt\u0103 prioritate, mai pu\u0163in servirea clientului? Dar le \u015fti\u0163i pe alea hiper speriate de bombe, care scaneaz\u0103 ca \u015fi cum ar avea de prins interregio de Satu Mare, \u015fi tu, pe toat\u0103 durata experien\u0163ei de cump\u0103r\u0103tor, ai senza\u0163ia c\u0103 fug\u0103re\u015fti un laser, ca pisicile?<\/p>\n

Ei, bine.<\/p>\n

Casa cu autoservire e cum vrei tu s\u0103 fie. Pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti doar tu. Le scanezi \u00een ritmul t\u0103u. Lent, dac\u0103 mu\u015fchiul t\u0103u vrea lent, \u015fi stil Speedy Gonzales, dac\u0103 mu\u015fchiul t\u0103u are o urgen\u0163\u0103. Viteza ta pe moment e viteza \u00eentregului proces \u015fi punct.<\/p>\n

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E) Urm\u0103torul cump\u0103r\u0103tor vine dup\u0103 ce te-ai c\u0103rat.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sunt dou\u0103 momente care m\u0103 scot din min\u0163i la casa clasic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Unul: c\u00e2nd \u0103la din fa\u0163a mea nu a terminat de adunat \u015fi pl\u0103tit cump\u0103r\u0103turi, dar v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea deja \u00eemi scaneaz\u0103 mie produsele \u015fi le pune pe ale respectivului.<\/p>\n

Mi se pare lipsit de respect \u015fi iritant cu spume.<\/p>\n

Al doilea e cel c\u00e2nd nu ai terminat tu de adunat, \u015fi v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea scaneaz\u0103 deja peste tine. Te sim\u0163i ca \u015fi cum ai fi murit de dou\u0103 zile, zaci r\u0103pus pe masa de priveghi, nici nu te-ai r\u0103cit corespunz\u0103tor, \u015fi nevasta \u00ee\u015fi ia deja limba \u00een gur\u0103 cu urm\u0103torul.<\/p>\n

Dar pe asta o combat simplu: Pl\u0103tesc DUP\u0102 CE am adunat produsele \u015fi sunt gata s\u0103 plec.<\/p>\n

Mbun.<\/p>\n

La self check-out, urm\u0103torul client vine dup\u0103 tine doar \u00een secunda \u00een care tu ai \u00eentins-o cu arme \u015fi bagaje. Nu te inoportuneaz\u0103, nu \u00eel inoportunezi. Ce poate fi mai frumos \u00een via\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n

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F) Nimeni nu caut\u0103 s\u0103 aga\u0163e casa, s\u0103 se \u00eentind\u0103 la b\u00e2rf\u0103 cu casa sau s\u0103 se certe cu casa.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd te bagi la o coad\u0103 clasic\u0103, nu \u015ftii c\u00e2t o s\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i. E \u00een func\u0163ie de num\u0103rul de scandalagii, de nef*** ag\u0103\u0163aci sau vecine ale casierei. To\u0163i ace\u015ftia o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 discu\u0163ii cu ea, \u00een dauna timpului \u015fi nervilor restului lumii din coad\u0103. Ba, dimpotriv\u0103, o s\u0103 se bucure de spectatori.<\/p>\n

La casa cu autoservire, e mereu lini\u015fte \u015fi pace.<\/p>\n

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G) \u015ei mai prime\u015fti \u015fi complimente:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Dar ce rapid\u0103 sunte\u0163i, doamn\u0103! Chiar le ave\u0163i!”<\/p>\n

“\u015etiu. M\u0103 servesc at\u00e2t de eficient \u015fi de bine de una singur\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 tem c\u0103 nu voi mai avea nevoie \u00een scurt timp de serviciile nim\u0103nui!”\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,\u00a0sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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