Mai nou, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un fenomen par\u0163ial amuzant, par\u0163ial iritant, care m-a transformat peste noapte \u00een Po\u015fta Redac\u0163iei.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd intru \u00een cl\u0103dire, primul lucru pe care \u00eel simt este privirea doamnei Mirela, de la recep\u0163ie.<\/p>\n
-Lorena.
\n-Ea, r\u0103spund eu.
\n-Ai mai primit un pachet.<\/p>\n
Mul\u0163umesc pe aceast\u0103 cale tuturor fanilor c\u0103 folosesc adresa de la Playboy drept adres\u0103 de coresponden\u0163\u0103. Unele chestii pe care le-am primit sunt simpatice, unele haioase, altele scary. Dar dac\u0103 tot trimite\u0163i, v\u0103 rog, \u0163ine\u0163i cont de urm\u0103toarea list\u0103 de dorin\u0163e:
\n – o familie de arici vii (mam\u0103, tat\u0103 \u015fi patru pui)
\n-b\u0103utur\u0103. f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r. “the more the merrier”
\n-marijuana. nu, nu pentru ce crede\u0163i voi. am un prieten farmacist care se laud\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi face o crem\u0103 antirid miraculoas\u0103 pe baz\u0103 de marijuana. nu, nu am riduri. preventiv, de\u015ftep\u0163ilor!
\n-c\u00e2t mai mult\u0103 h\u00e2rtie igienic\u0103. uite, am ajuns acas\u0103 \u015fi descop\u0103r c\u0103 am uitat din nou s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r. m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 m\u0103 folosesc de presa gratuit\u0103 a zilei \u00eentr-un mod alternativ.
\n-turnul din Pisa. Dar s\u0103 fie din ciocolat\u0103.
\n-poze cu mine din elicopter
\n-inele de logodn\u0103. Dar s\u0103 fie cu men\u0163iunea “Logodnic\u0103 de-a pururi, so\u0163ie niciodat\u0103!”<\/p>\n
V\u0103 foarte mul\u0163umesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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